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If you launch said missile, i will shoot a pistol at it to send it in another direction like Robocop.
If you try and shoot the missile I'll swap your gun for a banana
If you swap the gun for a banana I'll peel off the skin and throw the skin at the missile so it explodes. Haha
If you throw the skin at the missile so it explodes
I will eat your oven
I will eat your oven
If you eat my oven
I will not be able to bake to feed the poor and needy.
I will not be able to bake to feed the poor and needy.
If you won't be able to feed the poor and needy
I'll do it myself for the karma
I'll do it myself for the karma
If you feed them yourself
I'll sabotage all your food supplies
I'll sabotage all your food supplies
If you sabotage all of my food supplies
I'll rip your ankles off so that you can't walk
I'll rip your ankles off so that you can't walk
If you rip off my ankles
I'll make sure Slithien has a bad time
I'll make sure Slithien has a bad time
If you find the location to the lamb sauce, I'll hug you like a plush toy.
If you hug me like a plush toy
I'll spin my head without moving my body and vomit
I'll spin my head without moving my body and vomit
If you spin your head without moving your body and vomit
I'll clean myself and turn the volatile material into an acid
I'll clean myself and turn the volatile material into an acid
if you clean yourself and turn the volatile material into an acid
i'll slap a bitch
i'll slap a bitch
If you help Shawn, I'll turn this scene into a "crack vine".
If you turn this scene into a crack vine
I'll do a competition with Kim Yoo-suk
I'll do a competition with Kim Yoo-suk
If you do a competition with Kim Yoo-Suk
I'll ask you who (s)he is
I'll ask you who (s)he is
If you ask who (s)he is I'll tell you.
If you tell me, then I won't know what to do
(Really tho, who is (s)he?)
(Really tho, who is (s)he?)
If you won't know what to do then this thread will get stuck in a loop
If this thread gets stuck in a loop
then I'll tell you Kim Yoo-suk is a pole vaulter
then I'll tell you Kim Yoo-suk is a pole vaulter
If you tell me Kim Yoo-suk is a pole vaulter,
I will ask who that is
I will ask who that is
If you ask who that is I'll make sure you get dunked on
If I get dunked on,
I will pour a bucket of Gatorade on you on a cold day (plz get reference).
I will pour a bucket of Gatorade on you on a cold day (plz get reference).
If you pour a bucket of Gatorade on you on a cold day (plz get reference)
I won't get the reference
I won't get the reference
If you will not get the reference
I'll tie you up to a tree with rope
I'll tie you up to a tree with rope
If tie me up to a tree with rope,
I'll freestyle rap and beat your ass
I'll freestyle rap and beat your ass
If you "freestyle rap and beat him", I'll make another "crack vine" out of this scene.
If you make another "crack vine" from this scene
I'll team up with Blitz to diss you so hard that you'll forget about doing that
I'll team up with Blitz to diss you so hard that you'll forget about doing that
If you team up with Blitz to diss him so hard that he'll forget about doing that
I'll be teamed up with you
I'll be teamed up with you
If you live in misery forever, I'll keep on hugging you until you cheer up
if you cheer me up i will go drink beer.
if you make me eat it
i'll go somewhere else
i'll go somewhere else