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Guy dressed up as Darth Vader robs a bank

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Nachy
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A lot of robbers use force. This one used the Force.
A bandit decked out in a Darth Vader costume strolled into a Long Island bank yesterday - and walked out with a wad of cash.
The villain looked ready for Halloween, wearing the "Star Wars" scoundrel's signature mask and sweeping black cape.
He lost some authenticity points for a pair of camouflage pants.
The get-up struck one customer as so funny that he started joshing with the Darth Robber after he strode into the Chase bank in Setauket.
"The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery," said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.
But Darth wasn't kidding - and he wasn't going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.
He won a "shoving match" against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.
And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.
Cops released a surveillance camera image yesterday showing Darth at the teller counter, loading bills into a bag, while the customer cowers on the floor.
The fake Darth made a quick-footed getaway, and the bank was still checking its drawers late yesterday to figure out how large his take was, Lamb said.
It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, NYPD cops arrested a man dubbed the "Bouquet Bandit," saying he brought flowers and potted plants into banks he robbed.
Xanek
whoever wrote that story made it sound lame and the robbery sounds lame, also what is going on with people now?
Powerdrone
The Darth Vader mask could have also masked his voice. For a walk-in stickup, the robbery part seems to have been clever and effective. Not sure how getting away worked out for him whatsoever...
anonymous_old
This is eons old.
awp
one man doing a robbery

what was stopping the cowerer from putting him in a full nelson
Pokebis

awp wrote:

what was stopping the cowerer from putting him in a full nelson
It explained that in the article.
He used the force.
NoHitter
Nice mask lol
RemmyX25
I was reading about this in the New York Post yesterday at work, thought it was the funniest shit I've read in a newspaper (outside of comics).

Pokebis wrote:

He used the force.
Oh you.
Wojjan

awp wrote:

one man doing a robbery

what was stopping the cowerer from putting him in a full nelson
He wasn't you.
oddysea682
Hahaha I saw this on FailBlog!
Looks like Vader Lost all his money gambling
awp
no he had to rebuild the Death Star do you know how much those cost
Powerdrone

awp wrote:

no he had to rebuild the Death Star do you know how much those cost
for a third time too holy shit
oddysea682

awp wrote:

no he had to rebuild the Death Star do you know how much those cost
Never seen star wars, never will
Powerdrone

oddysea682 wrote:

awp wrote:

no he had to rebuild the Death Star do you know how much those cost
Never seen star wars, never will
troll harder
oddysea682
troll harder
im not a troll
Powerdrone
Kiddo-Kun
" He can't go anyplace 'cause if he gets away from the cops Lucas lawyers would be looking for him, and with his lawyers there is no escaping "
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