to get kruzon golden dating ticket to demonic abyss of hell, you have no choice but to craft it.
you'll need to offer the following item[s]:
1x set of demon lord tooth
1x bucket of goddess tears of happiness
3x barrels of vodka
1x golden pogo stick
1x philosopher stone
25x gold bullion
50x fluorite stone
100x heavenly silk robe
20x knight insignia
25x water crystal
25x fire crystal
25x earth crystal
50x gold ores
3x golden anvil
1x diadem of immortality
1x dark edge
if by miracle you managed to collect them all, then head to Bermuda triangle, and land beneath the dark swirling gust. several routes are provided but they're only accessible if you own the bermudatriangleroutedlcforscrub dlc pack. otherwise, you'll have to rely on instinct to reach the destination. be warned though,
if you are thrown off the gust, your manhood will shrink by half and debuffed with diarrhea for 24 months
seek for npc kruzon and bring all materials to him. he will craft you the ticket!