How many osu players are dead right now?

Granger

Joined April 2014

Granger 2015-05-25T01:34:17+00:00

Aurani wrote:
Granger wrote:
Nope, that formula shows you the inactive players, not the dead ones. I dont think I or Aurani are dead...
What's to say that the previous Aurani didn't die and I took the place? I mean, you DID say that one time that I changed drastically, from what I remember. :p

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

...when did i die?

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-05-25T01:36:57+00:00

You have to admit that I'm better than the old Aurani owner, though. :p

You're not dead. I won't allow it. <3

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Granger

835 posts

Joined April 2014

Granger 2015-05-25T01:45:23+00:00

Aurani wrote:
You have to admit that I'm better than the old Aurani owner, though. :p

You're not dead. I won't allow it. <3

Aurani owner?! That confirms it, i always knew you were some alien possessing bodies and plotting for the end of the world. To be honest, i dont know... we havent really talked much lately for which mostly i am to blame i guess.

Oh. Well, this is eventually going to cause problems.

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-05-25T01:49:53+00:00

So I'm an alien Hitler now, huh? Great. :V
I'm still the old Aurani for you, don't worry mate.

What do you mean it's going to cause problems? There are no problems in Aurani's life.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Granger

835 posts

Joined April 2014

Granger 2015-05-25T01:56:24+00:00

Aurani wrote:
So I'm an alien Hitler now, huh? Great. :V
I'm still the old Aurani for you, don't worry mate.

What do you mean it's going to cause problems? There are no problems in Aurani's life.

That Hitler wanted the end of the world is news to me, but it sounds pretty plausible that a alien Hitler would want that. And we're the jews. What a beautyful future.
Oki. :p

Oh, well, i suppose it aint a problem in your life but it is in my life. Its pointless to talk about it anyways, im too weak to do it, so yeah.

xch00F

142 posts

Joined October 2012

xch00F 2015-05-25T03:43:20+00:00

Xewm wrote:
kind of crazy to think that people online that you have talked to could be dead D:

it's even more crazy when you find it out

nothing essential happens in the absence of noise

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AutoMedic

1,166 posts

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AutoMedic 2015-05-25T13:48:53+00:00

Aurani wrote:
Granger wrote:
Nope, that formula shows you the inactive players, not the dead ones. I dont think I or Aurani are dead...
What's to say that the previous Aurani didn't die and I took the place? I mean, you DID say that one time that I changed drastically, from what I remember. :p

Who REALLY are you??

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-sev

875 posts

Joined February 2014

-sev 2015-05-25T13:50:11+00:00

Aurani wrote:
What's to say that the previous Aurani didn't die and I took the place?

Reported

Aurani

762 posts

Joined January 2013

Aurani 2015-05-25T16:32:32+00:00

AutoMedic wrote:
Who REALLY are you??

I'm Santa Claus.

Kaienyuu wrote:
Reported

No

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Kappa FrankerZ

3 posts

Joined June 2013

Kappa FrankerZ 2015-05-25T16:51:32+00:00

Kaienyuu wrote:
Aurani wrote:
What's to say that the previous Aurani didn't die and I took the place?
Reported

why are you using my face as your avatar

Blue Stig

378 posts

Joined November 2011

Blue Stig 2015-05-25T17:04:46+00:00

Aurani wrote:
You have to admit that I'm better than the old Aurani owner, though. :p

Wait.

Clearly compensating for something...
hijacking accounts...
AURANI IS A SNATCHER!

KILL THE ROBOT!

Shiyzo

783 posts

Joined April 2014

Shiyzo 2015-05-27T15:11:23+00:00

This topic is scary uhh h h

yours truly,

Wuxo

213 posts

Joined July 2014

Wuxo 2015-05-29T00:17:43+00:00

By this time, I shouldn't exist yet, but i time traveled from 2178. Sadly, there is no Osu in that year.

Friendan

229 posts

Joined April 2014

Friendan 2015-05-29T01:42:22+00:00

wuxo wrote:
By this time, I shouldn't exist yet, but i time traveled from 2178. Sadly, there is no Osu in that year.

I thought 20XX osu! version would be a thing by then.

da da da

Jenny

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Jenny 2015-05-29T21:19:42+00:00

IppE wrote:
May Danzai rest in peace.

May he.

Offdensen

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Joined May 2015

Offdensen 2015-08-09T22:28:07+00:00

I never actually heard of osu! players being dead or is going to die (of a disease that can not be cured that has been tried to be cured)

"No one looks for a deadman!"
proud ot denizen |#1 cfo lover on osu|DETHTHEME COLLAB|my carrd

kirueggy

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Joined April 2014

kirueggy 2015-08-09T23:03:24+00:00

Aren't we all going to die anyways? Wait til a millennium passes lol then this thread will be filled to the brim with names

EneT

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Joined August 2014

EneT 2015-08-09T23:31:16+00:00

kirueggy wrote:
Aren't we all going to die anyways? Wait til a millennium passes lol then this thread will be filled to the brim with names

After a millennium this website won't even exist.

uuuu

20 posts

Joined June 2015

uuuu 2015-08-10T10:25:57+00:00

Over 9000.

bap

Shohei Ohtani

Shohei Ohtani 2015-08-10T12:11:10+00:00

FelicianoGasai wrote:
I never actually heard of osu! players being dead or is going to die (of a disease that can not be cured that has been tried to be cured)

But I see you're definitely an expert on reviving dead threads.

joi-

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Joined July 2014

joi- 2015-08-10T15:13:54+00:00

Choofers wrote:
more interested in how many players are dad

that would be 0

kirueggy

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kirueggy 2015-08-10T20:10:58+00:00

iirc from the "post you irl" thread, deadbeat is a father to one son. so that makes 1

chaee

chaee 2015-08-10T23:04:31+00:00

joi- wrote:
Choofers wrote:
more interested in how many players are dad
that would be 0

Dadkun and dadbeat

Mercurial

Mercurial 2015-08-11T02:40:49+00:00

IppE wrote:
May Danzai rest in peace.

Why did you make me remember that? :c

Railey2

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Joined February 2015

Railey2 2015-08-11T21:50:15+00:00

I faintly remember vsauce having a video on this topic.

I'd estimate its like 1/150 here, but who knows. In 80 years it'll be 1/150 too, 1 being alive.

DarkAnizel

DarkAnizel 2018-12-14T16:02:31+00:00

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ColdTooth

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ColdTooth 2018-12-14T17:29:40+00:00

why did you revive this...

Hello. (◕‿◕✿)

keremaru

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keremaru 2018-12-14T18:12:00+00:00

we don't need this smh my head

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levesterz

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levesterz 2018-12-14T23:11:25+00:00

Y?

tomasz chic

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tomasz chic 2020-07-22T14:09:57+00:00

my stamina

hi

JustABeginner

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JustABeginner 2020-07-22T14:12:57+00:00

DAMN BOI! YOU'RE IN FOR A LOCKED THREAD.

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Hydreigon

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Hydreigon 2020-07-22T14:15:02+00:00

ColdTooth wrote:
why did you revive this...

too sleepy to say "hi necroposter"

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KatouMegumi

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KatouMegumi 2020-07-22T14:18:32+00:00

inb4 lock

Yeah, now I just want you two lovestruck idiots to kindly die. -Maniwa Roka, Senren * Banka.
Ага, теперь я просто хочу что бы вы два пораженных любовью идиота, любезно сдохли.
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Zelzatter Zero

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Zelzatter Zero 2020-07-22T14:25:50+00:00

why did I have a feeling that I read this before joining OT...

levesterz

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levesterz 2020-07-22T14:31:05+00:00

levesterz wrote:
Y?

JustABeginner

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JustABeginner 2020-07-22T14:36:27+00:00

No, stop saying that. You'll make someone to post this thread a few years later.

Meguro

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Meguro 2020-07-22T14:37:12+00:00

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Winnyace 2020-07-22T15:33:05+00:00

KatouMegumi wrote:
inb4 lock

My personal blog

Lights

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Lights 2020-07-22T15:33:45+00:00

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How many osu players are dead right now?

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