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UBW = Potential Masterpiece???

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[ Dog ]
If Shirou's character wasn't in a battle series with chuuni magical elements in a niche Japanese medium he'd be marveled as a literary masterpiece, a modern Hamlet that defines modern protagonists. First he'd need to be moved into a story without magic, and instead his backstory was that he was a survivor of a terrorist bombing 10 years and was then saved by the terrorist who planned the whole event. Then you could replace all the magical backstory with political elements and set the story in the Middle East, replace the Holy Grail War with a regular war, etc. If you had a more "serious" story that people didn't judge on the fact it had porn scenes and was from Japan, people would be regarding Shirou as one of the most interesting protagonists of modern literature. This is a fact that none of us can escape from even if we insult Fate as a chuuni eroge.

Sincerely,

General Kian the Not-so-Hidden.
Aurani
Brian is hot for Lancer's spear in his butt.
Friendan
When will people stop using words they don't have any idea what they mean.
wtf brian mod wow
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]
In a non-fantasy setting, Shirou would a wannabe hero who's desperate to impress his tomboy female friend nicknamed Saber, who he secretly has a crush on. He is very sensitive to his secret crush's criticisms of his manliness. Feeling very insecure about himself, he compensates for his insecurity by doing dangerous things. This culminates in him going to the hotspots in the Middle East because it makes him cool and manly. Then he gets captured by terrorists and dies like a bitch on live TV by decapitation. Saber, after knowing about Shirou's death, merely thought of him as a stupid idiot. She becomes a girlfriend to Shirou's highschool bully, nicknamed Gilgamesh.
Bweh
pretty sure he's just fishing with bait
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]

Brian OA wrote:

So what's the point of joining this thing?
What do I know?
BackOffMe50ft
make me
-sev
Who?
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]

BackOffMe50ft wrote:

make me
we have cookies?
Bweh
Alright then, assuming direct control.
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]

Kaienyuu wrote:

Who?
I dont know.
Aurani
I dunno man I just want to have sex with Gil

Fuck the system!!!!!!!1!!!!
Fuck admens!!!!!!
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]

Aurani wrote:

Humans have longed for companionship ever since they started existing - it's what most animals do.
This group represents the desire to surround oneself with friendly beings, forming a pseudo-pack in the process. In the earliest records, those packs existed not only for social interactions, but also for the higher chances of survival and finding a mating partner.
In the present, we call it "circlejerk club".
k
Mahogany
Why would I join you you're worse than me

You should join me
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]

Mahoganytooth wrote:

Why would I join you you're worse than me

You should join me
I will never join you!
Aurani
I hate it when the topic changes, when the posts stay.
There should be rules against that shit.
-sev
It stayed longer than it should
Aurani
So, an admin is trolling again.

It's fucking Eph, I can smell him.
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]
This is why I shouldn't be allowed onto forums.
Aurani
Wait, it's not Eph - he has a rather developed vocabulary. This guy is on an elementary school level.
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]
Im scared, what do we do?
Aurani
We make love!
Mahogany

TehKianTM wrote:

Mahoganytooth wrote:

Why would I join you you're worse than me

You should join me
I will never join you!
Good I don't want you. I want people I like
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]

Aurani wrote:

We make love!
Isn't this a little hasty? Shouldn't we get to know eachother first?
Aurani
I'll buy you instant cup ramen, you get the condoms!
Topic Starter
[ Dog ]

Aurani wrote:

I'll buy you instant cup ramen, you get the condoms!
Okay, sir!
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