Okay Webster's, let me break out my sophistry spectacles and redefine what I meant:
The definition of being successful in this game is more about SS-ing a 3-star map, than C-ranking a 5 star map. I don't think you can really say you can "play" a map unless you can get at least a B rank on it, and this guy can barely B-rank a two star. If his definition of fun is slamming his head against a wall, then by all means he is free to do so, but I'm not going to enable it.
If you want a good map to help you get better at the game, I always recommend Big Money at the $10 difficulty. It has been universally successful when I have used it to introduce new people into the world of osu!.
how do you know anything about what I can and can not do?You know your top play list is public, right? It's right on your profile page. I know exactly what you can or can't do.
I'm able to hit all combos up to 5 startsThis is a huge lie. That would give you an S-rank and a huge amount of pp, and you have no such thing in your top play list.