A true story that happened to me today...
Beep,Beep,Beep
My hand rises from my blanket, and plummets downward upon the unaware alarm clock.
After 15 minutes of struggling, I manage to get out of bed.
My feet drag across the wooden floor, still half asleep.
I sluggishly drag my body to my computer for some practice before breakfast.
I finger my power button until my monitor lights the room.
"Welcome to O-"
Skip.
Login.
Username: GunterGaming
Password: *************
Enter.
I watch as it loads, and loads, and loads...
Connection failed.
...
Well, flip me over and f*ck me backwards, that was unexpected.
I click on Internet Explorer. http://www.google...
Then I close the tab because I want the answer to load within a year.
Google Chrome. http://www.google...
Can't connect to the internet.
I tried to bite my hand, in hope of waking from this horrible nightmare.
Then I remembered the Titans.
I attemped everything to relieve this curse bestowed upon me.
I reset the router. I restart the computer. I strangle a small crocodile.
Nothing seems to work.
I slouch in defeat, and stare at my homemade poster.
I tenderly rest my hand on the face of the true Idol.
"Wait for me, Cookiezi.
Epilauge: I got my internet again. Obviously.
Beep,Beep,Beep
My hand rises from my blanket, and plummets downward upon the unaware alarm clock.
After 15 minutes of struggling, I manage to get out of bed.
My feet drag across the wooden floor, still half asleep.
I sluggishly drag my body to my computer for some practice before breakfast.
I finger my power button until my monitor lights the room.
"Welcome to O-"
Skip.
Login.
Username: GunterGaming
Password: *************
Enter.
I watch as it loads, and loads, and loads...
Connection failed.
...
Well, flip me over and f*ck me backwards, that was unexpected.
I click on Internet Explorer. http://www.google...
Then I close the tab because I want the answer to load within a year.
Google Chrome. http://www.google...
Can't connect to the internet.
I tried to bite my hand, in hope of waking from this horrible nightmare.
Then I remembered the Titans.
I attemped everything to relieve this curse bestowed upon me.
I reset the router. I restart the computer. I strangle a small crocodile.
Nothing seems to work.
I slouch in defeat, and stare at my homemade poster.
I tenderly rest my hand on the face of the true Idol.
"Wait for me, Cookiezi.
Epilauge: I got my internet again. Obviously.