forum

Help! My finger is shrinking!

posted
Total Posts
14
Topic Starter
bucay
The more i play osu, my finger gets smaller. I was just wondering if this problem is normal for regular players? I'm very nervous.

My left finger is now about half a centimeter shorter than my right.

Does anyone have this problem as well? :(
IppE
Accelerated evolution. Your "left finger" is useless in osu!, thus it'll eventually drop off completely.
Aurani

IppE wrote:

Accelerated evolution. Your "left finger" is useless in osu!, thus it'll eventually drop off completely.
Same goes for your penis. Don't worry, it's but natural selection - soon enough you'll lose your reproductive system and will be entirely unable to breed.

Oh how I wish it was like that...
Topic Starter
bucay

Aurani wrote:

IppE wrote:

Accelerated evolution. Your "left finger" is useless in osu!, thus it'll eventually drop off completely.
Same goes for your penis. Don't worry, it's but natural selection - soon enough you'll lose your reproductive system and will be entirely unable to breed.

Oh how I wish it was like that...
I can still use my penis for osu, right? :(
Aurani
I like your way of thinking, mate.
Of course you can! Not to mention, a hidden trick that all the professional players use is create a lubricated surface on the tablet using their sperm, so they can drag the pen better and thus increase their overall speed. :V
Friendan
welcome to meme-b games
You literally only literally have 2000 plays, literally.
It's not osu! or you're just imagining it
but I'm sure you knew that because this can't be serious?
FrzR
omg
edisk

bucay wrote:

The more i play osu, my finger gets smaller. I was just wondering if this problem is normal for regular players? I'm very nervous.

My left finger is now about half a centimeter shorter than my right.

Does anyone have this problem as well? :(
Pull your left finger till it reaches the same length as your right. Problem solved.
Cayman
I did the math and in 4.2 years your fingers will completely disappear.
Eddy EX

Cayman wrote:

I did the math and in 4.2 years your fingers will completely disappear.
Mind showing me that math work looks important ;)
Cayman

-Drake- wrote:

Cayman wrote:

I did the math and in 4.2 years your fingers will completely disappear.
Mind showing me that math work looks important ;)
Time + Finger Length = Finger Mass Lost / PP * 100 = Years Until Complete Finger Loss
trebby
lol wat is this.
no seriously what is this.
im confused.
dung eater
pee is gives good glide for mouse but it dissipates fast :(

my mother told me pee makes trees grow, maybe it can help your finger?
Bweh
Ugh
Please sign in to reply.

New reply