[X] Turn 359 degrees and walk away
You pull out a set of sunglasses and put them on.
"Tell me what's it like to not receive any fucks."
You kick up from your seat and spin on your heel, careful to not make a full spin while flipping the double bird, effectively telling the entire place to fuck off, except the one spot your light novel is sitting on.
"What?"
You moonwalk away.
"See ya later, mongrel", you say before exiting the pub.
Gerard stands behind counter perplexed, not having realized that you walked away with his beer, scotch-free.
You trip over a drunk man on the way back to the inn because wearing sunglasses at night isn't an exactly great idea. However, you put these glasses on for a reason, and that's because you don't have one.
You'd be damned if you took them off.
You drag your ass to the inn you've been staying, making sure to drop a keg of beer next to the sleeping Wallace so he's not too hungry in the morning.
"Oh, Corin, how ya doin?" The innkeeper calls to you as you trip over some stools.
"Fuck off." You go up the stairs and into your room, knocking tables over and reciting slurred and drunken banter along the way.
You open the door to your room and collapse on the floor. As your body embraces the pleasure of not having to stand up, you vaguely remember that you had shit all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, the furniture... you were really just going for the bed though. The place is pretty clean now, though.
"Ahem."
You look up.
They even sent a maid to your room! Now you kind of feel bad about telling the innkeep to fu—
"HELLO!?"
Oh right, maid.
"Hullo madam, what's yer name?"
The lady in black gives off a sigh before walking up to you. Mesmerized by the sight of frills and laces, you're surprised when you're grabbed by the collar.
"Do you know what you've done?"
"Is this some kind of S&M play?" you dig S&M plays.
"Sir, we have a common bathroom for your use down the hall."
"You're not very good at S&M are ya?"
"Ugh."
The maid drags you across the room to the closet.
Kinky.
"YOU'RE GOING TO UNDERSTAND MY PAIN."
Very kinky.
The maid opens the closet door to reveal a huge, steaming pile of shit. From what you'd guess, it's probably not hers.
Eh, you could make this work.
"LICK IT. CLEAN."
Uhhhh
[] Lick it
[] Don't
[] Post more shit
[] Genuflect