And here in exhibit A, we see your greasemonkey perusing the internet:
Unfortunately, this is not as accurate as I can possibly hope, as the exhibit in question would not allow me closer to get an actual photo. I carefully weighed the options and decided to go with a quick google image rather than risk getting me and my camera covered in fecal matter.
Through careful study and examination, I've come to a startling conclusion regarding the mating rituals of exhibit A. Namely, they don't exist. Although this conclusion may not be startling, it's still worth noting a cementation.
Moving forward, we have also determined that exhibit A's social interactions also have a disturbing quality - an inability to connect the past to the present, a- i don't even care enough to write anymore, joke's over. Man you're pathetic, etc.
Unfortunately, this is not as accurate as I can possibly hope, as the exhibit in question would not allow me closer to get an actual photo. I carefully weighed the options and decided to go with a quick google image rather than risk getting me and my camera covered in fecal matter.
Through careful study and examination, I've come to a startling conclusion regarding the mating rituals of exhibit A. Namely, they don't exist. Although this conclusion may not be startling, it's still worth noting a cementation.
Moving forward, we have also determined that exhibit A's social interactions also have a disturbing quality - an inability to connect the past to the present, a- i don't even care enough to write anymore, joke's over. Man you're pathetic, etc.
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