Granted but you were given the role of a person who appears on the Movie only for 5 seconds.
I wish to get a new PC.
I wish to get a new PC.
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Seems like I forgot to register for an account!My Angel Anaxii wrote:
Granted, but your whole adress will be shown as soon you edit things
OT: Granted. You get a perfect clear.
I wish to know how to actually edit wkipedia.
Granted. But what you edit will be fake news and everyone know it and hate you
Wish I can touch grass
Wish I can touch grass
Granted, but you're no longer able to touch anything not made from grass.
I wish I could sing.
I wish I could sing.
Granted.
You can't speak normally now.
I wish for some damn good lemonade.
You can't speak normally now.
I wish for some damn good lemonade.
granted, it's so good it ruins all other lemonade, and you can never find a lemonade as good
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i wish to know what it's like to be normal
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i wish to know what it's like to be normal
Granted. You now know, but also become a ghost.
I wish for giant blahaj.
I wish for giant blahaj.
granted, but its fabric is as abrasive as very rough sandpaper
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i wish i was a machine
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i wish i was a machine
Granted, you now are a machine, but no one knows your purpose.
I wish for more tea.
I wish for more tea.
Sure thing, but you're now a british person aswell, but I don't think that people would mind about it...
I wish I can listen to goreshit everyday 24/7 for 365 days for my whole life without sleeping! =D
I wish I can listen to goreshit everyday 24/7 for 365 days for my whole life without sleeping! =D
you die from sleep deprivation
i wish i never rusted
Granted.
You become stainless steel.
I wish for you to play more in the future.
You become stainless steel.
I wish for you to play more in the future.
May your wish became true
Now my grades are falling apart
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I wish when I'm manually drawing, I can just ctrl z it
Now my grades are falling apart
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I wish when I'm manually drawing, I can just ctrl z it
Congrats!
With the Ctrl Z button, you have deleted ALL of your progress of the drawing you have been drawing.
I wish EWOW 1b comes out. ;_;
With the Ctrl Z button, you have deleted ALL of your progress of the drawing you have been drawing.
I wish EWOW 1b comes out. ;_;
granted, but it's the worst thing you have ever seen
I wish that medical care wasn't as expensive in the us
I wish that medical care wasn't as expensive in the us
it's now MORE expensive :^)
i wish for an 8* 4k fc
Granted but it was a 10 second graveyarded map
I wish to get a bunch of money right now
I wish to get a bunch of money right now
Granted.
You now have a quadrillion zimbabwean dollars.
I wish to make less mistakes
You now have a quadrillion zimbabwean dollars.
I wish to make less mistakes
Granted. You become it, and someone kills you.
I wish for a fancier setup.
I wish for a fancier setup.
Granted you become fancier instead of the setup.
I wish that I can wish.
I wish that I can wish.
granted, but those wishes can only come true after a rigorous and highly dangerous journey about finding yourself. you have to do this for every individual wish
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i wish for a really good book
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i wish for a really good book
Granted. You can't put it down! (It's about gravity.)
I wish for some damn good chips.
I wish for some damn good chips.
the bag now consists of 5% chip, 95% air
i wish digital art followed the same principles as paper art
granted, you have to pay if u want digital papers from now on
Granted, you got something.
I wish for a better PC.
I wish for a better PC.
Granted, it now better, but still not good enough to play anything else than what you were playing already.
I wish for new glasses
I wish for new glasses
granted but it gets too blurry if you use them in a day and you have to replace them everytime
i wish to be more confident
i wish to be more confident
granted, when you die you will find put that nothing you did even mattered in the first place
I wish to be taller
I wish to be taller
granted, you're 15 meters tall now
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I wish to be a 11ft tall werewolf
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I wish to be a 11ft tall werewolf
granted, you're as tall as 11 ant feet.
I wish to not be a Pole.
I wish to not be a Pole.
Granted, you are now a flower
I wish for our pets to live as long as we humans do.
I wish for our pets to live as long as we humans do.
Granted, humans now live as long as regular house pets.
I wish to gain even more typing speed than I have now.
I wish to gain even more typing speed than I have now.
you increased your typing speed by +2 WPM.
i wish i could write more
Granted but what you write is boring
I wish to get infinite wishes
I wish to get infinite wishes
Granted. You can only wish for sandwiches.
I wish to be able to comment "L" on people's bad takes freely.
I wish to be able to comment "L" on people's bad takes freely.
Granted, you get roasted everytime you do
I wish to be smart
I wish to be smart
Granted, you are now too smart, causing your head to explode
I wish to gain my mania skills back
I wish to gain my mania skills back
granted, mania (and everything similar to it) gets wiped off the face of the earth
i wish to have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal
i wish to have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal
Granted. You have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal (not to be confused with the USA)
I wish to not get caught in the crossfire of mass-silence actions.
I wish to not get caught in the crossfire of mass-silence actions.
you are incarcerated for leading several mass-silences against the population
i wish i didn't have to eat
Granted but you got so hungry that you died due to starvation.
I wish to travel to a new place.
I wish to travel to a new place.
Granted, your now in New Delhi
I wish for everyone to have fast internet
I wish for everyone to have fast internet
granted but your router shuts off every 15 seconds
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich
i wish people would catch on to milk and crackers
Granted.
They literally catch onto them and never stop holding them.
I wish for more custom keyboards.
They literally catch onto them and never stop holding them.
I wish for more custom keyboards.
granted, all of them are with the switch you hate the most
i wish to know every language
i wish to know every language
you learn a single offensive sentence from every language and get immediate backlash for saying it whenever you try to speak that language
i wish reaper 2 would get out of maintenance already
Granted, but your wifi is garbage, and your pink text breaks
I want to get the KLCP certification from OffSec
I want to get the KLCP certification from OffSec
granted, but your certification has now become obsolete
I wish for unicode to be real
I wish for unicode to be real
Yes, but you are now fake
I want to forget my worst traumas (this will be interesting)
I want to forget my worst traumas (this will be interesting)
Granted, but it will happen to you again
I want to cure my insomnia
I want to cure my insomnia
granted, your insomnia has now been cured of you-- you've died and passed on u.u[TCD] Dzar03 wrote:
I want to cure my insomnia
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i wish i could just make complete drawings of expendu, and the bandu-kandi ship, and the haywood-cornwall husbands, and--
Granted,but you are now FBI's most wanted.
I want to see Arch Linux having a Raspberry Pi version
I want to see Arch Linux having a Raspberry Pi version
Granted, it's even more of a pain in the ass than it is now.
I wish for this thread to be more active.
I wish for this thread to be more active.
Granted, it's filled with spam messages
I wish i had a collection full of mangas
I wish i had a collection full of mangas
Granted, it’s all hentai
I wish for an ergonomic keyboard
I wish for an ergonomic keyboard
Granted, it's shit.
I wish to become tear-chan from the TUYU MV, but only for a day of real world time
I wish to become tear-chan from the TUYU MV, but only for a day of real world time
Granted, but she will now exist IRL and will never stop annoying you.
Seeing any old osu! player return.
Seeing any old osu! player return.
Granted. But you do not live to see the day an old osu! player returns.
I wish to be even better at typing than i am now.
I wish to be even better at typing than i am now.
Granted, but you now use the worst and loudest keyboard.
I wish to beat an extreme demon
I wish to beat an extreme demon
Granted, but you beat Super Probably Level and it took you over 200 hours... that you're currently regretting
I wish I could find a job
I wish I could find a job
granted, your salary is horrible.
i wish i was better at fighting games.
i wish i was better at fighting games.
Granted, but if the opponent dies, he dies in real life
I wish to be successful
I wish to be successful
Granted. You successfully fail.
I wish I was better at osu.
I wish I was better at osu.
Actually, I love super probably level, but hey, it's a game.Eyeonized wrote:
Granted, but you beat Super Probably Level and it took you over 200 hours... that you're currently regretting
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Granted, but you now suck at easy maps.
I wish I could replace every closed source software into open source.
Granted. It's all in brainfuck now.
I wish for BLAHAJ for everyone.
I wish for BLAHAJ for everyone.
Granted, but yours disappears.
I wish more programs had Linux support
I wish more programs had Linux support
Granted, now everyone has to use linux
I wish to take a photo right now
I wish to take a photo right now
Granted, but your camera broke.
I wish I had supporter again
I wish I had supporter again
Granted, now you're restricted.
I wish that I was able to say that the season that started with controversy has ended with controversy...
I wish that I was able to say that the season that started with controversy has ended with controversy...