granted, yea legit granted. i cursed your soul as a thank you my good sir 8^)
i wish there's more riot in my country so i don't have to go to school
i wish there's more riot in my country so i don't have to go to school
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Granted, but you're killed by said riots. Now you won't have to go to school ever again.
It's getting cold so I wish for hot and savory pork buns.
It's getting cold so I wish for hot and savory pork buns.
granted! your pork buns are burning hot with extra chili... and i mean it... its on FIRE!
have a nice meal! :>
i wish i can go through universes
have a nice meal! :>
i wish i can go through universes
You'll be treated like a threatening alien species.
I wish for a death without a single regret left on this planet (or in other words: a satisfying end).
I wish for a death without a single regret left on this planet (or in other words: a satisfying end).
Granted, but you reincarnate into a new life where you are enslaved and tortured for the rest of your life.
I wish to be a kid again.
I wish to be a kid again.
Granted, but your mentality stays at a kid as you grow.
i wish to rank a beatmap
i wish to rank a beatmap
Granted, but it's absolutely terrible and you must suffer the immense criticism that comes with your decision.
I wish I could explore the universe and find all the answers to our cosmic ponderings.
I wish I could explore the universe and find all the answers to our cosmic ponderings.
Granted, but since humans aren't designed to aquire such knowledge, best case scenario you'll become crazy because of the knowledge you've acquired. Worst case scenario, your mind and body become a slimy and disgusting cosmic slug.
I wish for some chocomint ice ice ice.
I wish for some chocomint ice ice ice.
Granted, but the mint is too spicy.
I wish that Meah remembers what their discord credentials are
I wish that Meah remembers what their discord credentials are
No
I wish for this upcoming wish to be unpenetrable to any corruption: i wish for a new computer
I wish for this upcoming wish to be unpenetrable to any corruption: i wish for a new computer
Granted, said wish is now impossible to be corrupted. However, it won't be granted.
I wish for a bottle of Fanta.
I wish for a bottle of Fanta.
Granted. It’s not strawberry flavor though, but orange.
Book me a flight to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.
Book me a flight to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.
Granted, but there will be an attack......
Dragons are invading the whole world though.
Make the next wish harder to grant.
Dragons are invading the whole world though.
Make the next wish harder to grant.
Granted.
I wish for your pee pee
I wish for your pee pee
Granted.
You get a delivery to your house of a jar filled to the brim with urine's urine.
I wish I was innovative.
You get a delivery to your house of a jar filled to the brim with urine's urine.
I wish I was innovative.
Granted, you invent a million prototypes but get no credit for them.
I wish I could run a mile in under 10 minutes.
I wish I could run a mile in under 10 minutes.
Granted, however you faint exactly after travalling a mile from ever onward in your life.
I wish for the metric system to be the only system of measurement in the world.
I wish for the metric system to be the only system of measurement in the world.
granted! however, you are now stuck using the us standard system, causing everyone to think you are delusional...
i wish broken glass wouldn't look broken when put together again
i wish broken glass wouldn't look broken when put together again
Granted, but sharp pieces of glass would still extrude despite looking normal.
i wish for a second cube
i wish for a second cube
Granted, but now your 1st cube is lost forever.
I wish for some spooky skeletons.
I wish for some spooky skeletons.
Granted. They trap you and burn you until you become one of them.
I wish for a bottle of potable water.
I wish for a bottle of potable water.
Granted, but now you have to hold a pot in both hands and both feet to have any potable water.
I wish I could travel back in time without getting old, but still able to acknowledge how much time has passed since I first time traveled.
I wish I could travel back in time without getting old, but still able to acknowledge how much time has passed since I first time traveled.
Granted, but paradoxes are still able to occur and any interaction with major people you know will affect you (current and past), the past and future.
i wish to see my grandma again
i wish to see my grandma again
Wish granted. You saw her in your dream
I wish for 2011 memes to come back >:)
I wish for 2011 memes to come back >:)
granted, but they have been dead for so long that they are now all deep fried.
I wish for a worryless life.
I wish for a worryless life.
Granted, now you're dead and won't have to worry about anything anymore.
I wish you a good health.
I wish you a good health.
Wish granted. You health is too good that you can’t die. Everyone you love will die and you will be alone as you vow to never get to know any other person since they would just die before you
I wish for the ability to always do well on test
I wish for the ability to always do well on test
Granted, but you won´t do anything else well.
I am Calypso, and i thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
I wish i would be good at other video games.
I am Calypso, and i thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
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that reference was unecessary, i know
I wish i would be good at other video games.
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Granted, but you won´t do anything else well.
I wish for free NASA wifi.
Granted, but you're launched into space 2 minutes after connecting and you lose connection too quickly.
I just got a tablet for drawing, but I won't play osu! with it. I wish to get better at drawing with a tablet quickly
I just got a tablet for drawing, but I won't play osu! with it. I wish to get better at drawing with a tablet quickly
granted, but your only artistic talent is to draw gruesome hentai.
I wish to restart my life starting from secondary school to fullfill the opportunities that I wasted.
I wish to restart my life starting from secondary school to fullfill the opportunities that I wasted.
Granted. But everytime you do something different to what you did that changes your future in a significant way, you'll lose something important to you that you've already had.
And there's no way of undoing what you did differently nor can you regain the things you've lost ever again.
I wish for lots of cash.
And there's no way of undoing what you did differently nor can you regain the things you've lost ever again.
I wish for lots of cash.
Granted, but it's counterfeit.
I wish for a brand new 35" 240 Hz monitor
I wish for a brand new 35" 240 Hz monitor
Granted but it only works with RCA connector
I wish for a professional prestige 2052 besson euphonium.
I wish for a professional prestige 2052 besson euphonium.
Granted, but it does not work when you get it.
I wish to get an FC at big black.
I wish to get an FC at big black.
Sure.
Get rid of my anxiety please for the love of God
Get rid of my anxiety please for the love of God
granted, however, you now have no sense of urgency and cannot judge wether or not you are in a though situation.
I wish for a better cardiovascular endurance.
I wish for a better cardiovascular endurance.
granted! you now have arrhythmia as well! good luck with your higher chances of cardiac arrest!
i wish to have the ability to bend physics
i wish to have the ability to bend physics