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YamiHikari

GSG95 wrote:

Granted.

Just granted. Good luck, pal.

I wish to become h0t anime waifu


omg you're back owo

OT: Granted, but you get robbed the next day.

I wish to pass my exams (today and tomorrow) with flying colours..
MisakiTobisawa-
Granted, but you will fail every exam you take afterwards unless you study 24/7.

Same wish. Especially because tomorrow is my A-maths paper.
vinnicci
Granted, you pass the exam with flying colors of paint all over your body and everyone laughs including teachers for such hilarious prank.

I wish i don't get spooked so easily.
Nate Bait

GSG95 wrote:

Granted.

Just granted. Good luck, pal.

I wish to become h0t anime waifu


that is wholesome, thank you <3
good luck to everyone else's exams/tests as well!

OT: Granted, but you've lost all sense of fear & even the craziest, impossible situation cannot phase you.

same wish (i'm actually pretty jumpy :p)
keremaru
Granted, but you find a lack of interest in Halloween and haunted houses, since nothing scares you. Now you mope around all day on your computer/laptop/device, wondering what the next interesting thing will be that you look forward to.

I wish I could control time whenever I wanted.
MisakiTobisawa-
Granted, but whenever is no longer normally defined as a result of your meddling with time, therefore you're causing arguments around the whole world on what time it should be.

I wish for better handwriting
Meah
No

Yes
keremaru
Granted, but you can't think of anything but the word 'yes' anymore.

I wish I was god at trackpad osu!.
Nate Bait
Granted, but you're clicking keys have broke & you must play purely on the trackpad.

i wish you have a great day ^w^
ClevelandsMyBro
granted, yea legit granted. i cursed your soul as a thank you my good sir 8^)

i wish there's more riot in my country so i don't have to go to school
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, but you're killed by said riots. Now you won't have to go to school ever again.


It's getting cold so I wish for hot and savory pork buns.
pentaqola
granted! your pork buns are burning hot with extra chili... and i mean it... its on FIRE!

have a nice meal! :>

i wish i can go through universes
45Traeath
You'll be treated like a threatening alien species.

I wish for a death without a single regret left on this planet (or in other words: a satisfying end).
YamiHikari
Granted, but you reincarnate into a new life where you are enslaved and tortured for the rest of your life.

I wish to be a kid again.
Nate Bait
Granted, but your mentality stays at a kid as you grow.

i wish to rank a beatmap
keremaru
Granted, but it's absolutely terrible and you must suffer the immense criticism that comes with your decision.

I wish I could explore the universe and find all the answers to our cosmic ponderings.
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, but since humans aren't designed to aquire such knowledge, best case scenario you'll become crazy because of the knowledge you've acquired. Worst case scenario, your mind and body become a slimy and disgusting cosmic slug.


I wish for some chocomint ice ice ice.
DJ Enetro
Granted, but the mint is too spicy.

I wish that Meah remembers what their discord credentials are
Meah
Granted

Yes
Nate Bait
No

I wish for this upcoming wish to be unpenetrable to any corruption: i wish for a new computer
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, said wish is now impossible to be corrupted. However, it won't be granted.


I wish for a bottle of Fanta.
DJ Enetro
Granted. It’s not strawberry flavor though, but orange.

Book me a flight to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.
45Traeath
Granted, but there will be an attack......
Dragons are invading the whole world though.


Make the next wish harder to grant.
Tad Fibonacci
Granted.


I wish for your pee pee
keremaru
Granted.
You get a delivery to your house of a jar filled to the brim with urine's urine.

I wish I was innovative.
DJ Enetro
Granted, you invent a million prototypes but get no credit for them.

I wish I could run a mile in under 10 minutes.
samX500
Granted, however you faint exactly after travalling a mile from ever onward in your life.

I wish for the metric system to be the only system of measurement in the world.
pentaqola
granted! however, you are now stuck using the us standard system, causing everyone to think you are delusional...

i wish broken glass wouldn't look broken when put together again
Nate Bait
Granted, but sharp pieces of glass would still extrude despite looking normal.

i wish for a second cube
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, but now your 1st cube is lost forever.


I wish for some spooky skeletons.
MisakiTobisawa-
Granted. They trap you and burn you until you become one of them.

I wish for a bottle of potable water.
keremaru
Granted, but now you have to hold a pot in both hands and both feet to have any potable water.

I wish I could travel back in time without getting old, but still able to acknowledge how much time has passed since I first time traveled.
Nate Bait
Granted, but paradoxes are still able to occur and any interaction with major people you know will affect you (current and past), the past and future.

i wish to see my grandma again
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wish granted. You saw her in your dream

I wish for 2011 memes to come back >:)
samX500
granted, but they have been dead for so long that they are now all deep fried.

I wish for a worryless life.
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, now you're dead and won't have to worry about anything anymore.


I wish you a good health.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wish granted. You health is too good that you can’t die. Everyone you love will die and you will be alone as you vow to never get to know any other person since they would just die before you

I wish for the ability to always do well on test
KnightPerfect
Granted, but you won´t do anything else well.
I am Calypso, and i thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
spoiler
that reference was unecessary, i know

I wish i would be good at other video games.
Tad Fibonacci

KnightPerfect wrote:

Granted, but you won´t do anything else well.



I wish for free NASA wifi.
MisakiTobisawa-
Granted, but you're launched into space 2 minutes after connecting and you lose connection too quickly.

I just got a tablet for drawing, but I won't play osu! with it. I wish to get better at drawing with a tablet quickly
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