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Corrupt a wish!

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YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but the pizza is laced with so much chilli and burns you internally, so that you wish you were dead.

I wish for you to do your best and roast me with the worst insult you got.
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but my attempts to insult you were so pathethic you died lmfaoing on the floor.

I wish for e p i c race car.
MisakiTobisawa-
372 posts
Joined September 2017
MisakiTobisawa-
Granted. You have an e-pic race car. Electronic picture race car. Digital picture race car. Meaning you don't actually have a race car.

I wish for the safety of everyone involved in the ongoing Hong Kong protests
Awesome Aasim
36 posts
Joined September 2019
Awesome Aasim
Granted, everyone at the HK protests are playing safety in the Super Bowl.

I wish to have more wishes.
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Sure, but none of them can be beneficial to yourself in any way.

I wish I never drooled in my sleep.
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, now you'll never drool when you're asleep but you'll always drool when you're awake.

I wish you a merry Christmas.
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Awesome Aasim
36 posts
Joined September 2019
Awesome Aasim
Granted, but Mary Christmas kidnaps Santa Claus.

I wish that I could become a master at osu! :)
keremaru
217 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Granted, but you quickly become burnt out at osu! and start playing other games until you completely ditch osu!, and the next time you log in you've lost almost all your rhythmic accuracy and aim comfortability.

I wish I could move fast enough that I can travel 12,568,189 kilometers in an attosecond.
Nate Bait
136 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
Granted, but you break light speed and now whenever you move you blank out for a couple seconds.

i wish to pass my exam tomorrow
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted.

Just granted. Good luck, pal.

I wish to become h0t anime waifu
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, you are now the main heroine of an NTR hentai.


I wish for gold.
YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari

GSG95 wrote:

Granted.

Just granted. Good luck, pal.

I wish to become h0t anime waifu


omg you're back owo

OT: Granted, but you get robbed the next day.

I wish to pass my exams (today and tomorrow) with flying colours..
MisakiTobisawa-
372 posts
Joined September 2017
MisakiTobisawa-
Granted, but you will fail every exam you take afterwards unless you study 24/7.

Same wish. Especially because tomorrow is my A-maths paper.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you pass the exam with flying colors of paint all over your body and everyone laughs including teachers for such hilarious prank.

I wish i don't get spooked so easily.
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Nate Bait
136 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait

GSG95 wrote:

Granted.

Just granted. Good luck, pal.

I wish to become h0t anime waifu


that is wholesome, thank you <3
good luck to everyone else's exams/tests as well!

OT: Granted, but you've lost all sense of fear & even the craziest, impossible situation cannot phase you.

same wish (i'm actually pretty jumpy :p)
keremaru
217 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Granted, but you find a lack of interest in Halloween and haunted houses, since nothing scares you. Now you mope around all day on your computer/laptop/device, wondering what the next interesting thing will be that you look forward to.

I wish I could control time whenever I wanted.
MisakiTobisawa-
372 posts
Joined September 2017
MisakiTobisawa-
Granted, but whenever is no longer normally defined as a result of your meddling with time, therefore you're causing arguments around the whole world on what time it should be.

I wish for better handwriting
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
No

Yes
keremaru
217 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Granted, but you can't think of anything but the word 'yes' anymore.

I wish I was god at trackpad osu!.
Nate Bait
136 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
Granted, but you're clicking keys have broke & you must play purely on the trackpad.

i wish you have a great day ^w^
ClevelandsMyBro
832 posts
Joined April 2018
ClevelandsMyBro
granted, yea legit granted. i cursed your soul as a thank you my good sir 8^)

i wish there's more riot in my country so i don't have to go to school
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, but you're killed by said riots. Now you won't have to go to school ever again.


It's getting cold so I wish for hot and savory pork buns.
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
pentaqola
granted! your pork buns are burning hot with extra chili... and i mean it... its on FIRE!

have a nice meal! :>

i wish i can go through universes
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
You'll be treated like a threatening alien species.

I wish for a death without a single regret left on this planet (or in other words: a satisfying end).
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YamiHikari
194 posts
Joined August 2013
YamiHikari
Granted, but you reincarnate into a new life where you are enslaved and tortured for the rest of your life.

I wish to be a kid again.
Nate Bait
136 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
Granted, but your mentality stays at a kid as you grow.

i wish to rank a beatmap
keremaru
217 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Granted, but it's absolutely terrible and you must suffer the immense criticism that comes with your decision.

I wish I could explore the universe and find all the answers to our cosmic ponderings.
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, but since humans aren't designed to aquire such knowledge, best case scenario you'll become crazy because of the knowledge you've acquired. Worst case scenario, your mind and body become a slimy and disgusting cosmic slug.


I wish for some chocomint ice ice ice.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, but the mint is too spicy.

I wish that Meah remembers what their discord credentials are
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted

Yes
Nate Bait
136 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
No

I wish for this upcoming wish to be unpenetrable to any corruption: i wish for a new computer
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, said wish is now impossible to be corrupted. However, it won't be granted.


I wish for a bottle of Fanta.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted. It’s not strawberry flavor though, but orange.

Book me a flight to the Tokyo 2020 Olympics.
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but there will be an attack......
Dragons are invading the whole world though.


Make the next wish harder to grant.
Tad Fibonacci
107 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted.


I wish for your pee pee
keremaru
217 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Granted.
You get a delivery to your house of a jar filled to the brim with urine's urine.

I wish I was innovative.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, you invent a million prototypes but get no credit for them.

I wish I could run a mile in under 10 minutes.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
Granted, however you faint exactly after travalling a mile from ever onward in your life.

I wish for the metric system to be the only system of measurement in the world.
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
pentaqola
granted! however, you are now stuck using the us standard system, causing everyone to think you are delusional...

i wish broken glass wouldn't look broken when put together again
Nate Bait
136 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
Granted, but sharp pieces of glass would still extrude despite looking normal.

i wish for a second cube
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