Granted, but now you're also good at spilling
I wish that Tohka Yatogami would sleep beside me every night
I wish that Tohka Yatogami would sleep beside me every night
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Granted, but that's the only way you'll be able to ever interact with her.
If you try touching or talking to her, she'll disappear forever both in real life and in the fictional world. No one but you will remember her.
I wish for a life time supply of Coca-cola.
If you try touching or talking to her, she'll disappear forever both in real life and in the fictional world. No one but you will remember her.
I wish for a life time supply of Coca-cola.
Ahh, fuck you for that! Of course I'm going to want to talk to her and hug her and fuck her and shit!
Hence, I shall grant that wish, but it will be shipped from India. They make coke out of the precious freshwater sources, leaving less available for the poorer people that just live my drinking water. How do you feel now? You're inadvertently causing the suffering of over a billion people, you know?
I wish that my next date with my girlfriend will go perfectly.
Hence, I shall grant that wish, but it will be shipped from India. They make coke out of the precious freshwater sources, leaving less available for the poorer people that just live my drinking water. How do you feel now? You're inadvertently causing the suffering of over a billion people, you know?
I wish that my next date with my girlfriend will go perfectly.
Wish granted, but after your succesfull date your relationship will spiral down into a series of misunderstanding, fight, doubt and violence. Neither of you will be able to leave everything all behind and you will force yourself to make it work but no matter how hard you try it will still get worse and worse. You will end up having a child, but in the middle of all the fighting, his life is miserable and he shut himself from other forever onward, and ultimately dies meaninglessly as he ages.
I wish to get good grade this semester.
I wish to get good grade this semester.
How is that humanly possible? I'm literally the worst at everything, then.
Granted, but it was only in one useless subject, P.E., so you're still not going to find a fantastic profession.
I wish sliderbreaks didn't exist
Granted, but it was only in one useless subject, P.E., so you're still not going to find a fantastic profession.
I wish sliderbreaks didn't exist
granted, but 100s get removed entirely from the game
i wish to be a main character in an anime
i wish to be a main character in an anime
Granted, it's a Junji Ito adaptation.
I wish you good health
I wish you good health
granted! i am in the hospital with good life support
what? i got good life support and am in a hospital... that is good health right?
i wish i am animated
what? i got good life support and am in a hospital... that is good health right?
i wish i am animated
Granted. You're now two-dimensional. Have fun trying to do anything.
I wish for a new full-size mechanical keyboard
I wish for a new full-size mechanical keyboard
Granted, you are now a proud owner of the Wang 725-3488 with tactile Key Tronic foam and foil switches.
I wish for a nice meal.
I wish for a nice meal.
granted, but it will be the only one you'll ever have
i wish to travel somewhere
i wish to travel somewhere
Granted. An one-way ticket to hell, passenger you
I wish for wishes
I wish for wishes
Granted, wish away to your heart's content. But each wish you make will cause a random person whom you know to die, and no wish shall be able to change that.
I wish for endless suffering.
I wish for endless suffering.
Granted. You are now immortal. Not being able to die would mean your body would always feel pain, and you couldn't stop feeling it no matter what you did.
I wish I was taller. I'm only 184 cm tall.
I wish I was taller. I'm only 184 cm tall.
Granted, you're now 15-meter tall, walking around naked with no intelligence and eat humans for fun.
I wish i'm 184 cm tall
I wish i'm 184 cm tall
granted! your name now is 184 cm tall
i wish to have the ability to bring my drawings to life
i wish to have the ability to bring my drawings to life
granted, but they will try to replace you
i wish for something cool
i wish for something cool
Granted. Now the weather is permanently -50 C everywhere on earth.
I wish for an AI revolution that will replace humanity as a supperior species.
I wish for an AI revolution that will replace humanity as a supperior species.
Granted, but then humans revolted against the AIs and won, destroying every single synthetic life forms on earth.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.
Granted, you get diabetes after a single can.
I wish to uncorrupt every single wish(including this) in this thread.
I wish to uncorrupt every single wish(including this) in this thread.
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I wish moderator lock this thread
I wish moderator lock this thread
granted, but actually no (hopefully)
i wish for more 300pp plays
i wish for more 300pp plays
Granted.
Everyone in the community but you gets more 300pp plays.
I wish I had significantly better aim and rhythm accuracy.
Everyone in the community but you gets more 300pp plays.
I wish I had significantly better aim and rhythm accuracy.
granted, but you now have no stamina
i wish for a bar of soap
i wish for a bar of soap
Granted, but it always get's in you eyes when you use it.
I wish to have more time.
I wish to have more time.
Granted, but everyone else can't cope with longer days.
I wish for the ability to teleport behind anyone in my line of sight with control.
I wish for the ability to teleport behind anyone in my line of sight with control.
Granted but you're already dead?
I wish to know who added me in here.
I wish to know who added me in here.
Granted, but every day, a random person will subtract you.
(P.S. I haven't, but if you want me to then let me know)
I wish for a shirt with Megumin on it.
(P.S. I haven't, but if you want me to then let me know)
I wish for a shirt with Megumin on it.
Granted, but its of a bad printing quality from a ink transfer paper, so the print will fade completely in 2 washings.
I want Minecraft Java Edition premium.
I want Minecraft Java Edition premium.
Granted, it's max render distance is limited to 4
I wish for a nuclear winter.
I wish for a nuclear winter.
Granted, but the radiation gives the power of imortality to you and you alone and you will spend all of eternity in endless suffering and loneliness.
I wish to become a good euphonium player.
I wish to become a good euphonium player.
Granted, but you have an urge to switch to saxophone because another (very bad) euphonium player annoys you.
I want all annoying songs (like that pancakes one) to cease to exist
I want all annoying songs (like that pancakes one) to cease to exist
Granted, now no songs in the world exists.
I wish the best for the person bellow me.
I wish the best for the person bellow me.
Granted, but the person below me get the worst to balance out the bst that I get.
I wish for organ cloning.
I wish for organ cloning.
Granted, but those are "bad" ones.
"Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need someone, help"
"Help, I need somebody
Help, not just anybody
Help, you know I need someone, help"
Granted. This person pretends to help you, but he's actually a spy from the opposition in the civil war. He proceeds to kill you afterwards.
I wish for a waifu with the perfect height such that I can plant my face in her chest when I sleep at night.
I wish for a waifu with the perfect height such that I can plant my face in her chest when I sleep at night.
Granted, but she doesn't love you and doesn't let you near her.
I wish to connect my brain to a computer to be able to use any technological device only with the use of my mind.
I wish to connect my brain to a computer to be able to use any technological device only with the use of my mind.
Oh Jesus, you just have to screw up every moment I have, right?! (I know that's the point of this thread. I'm just uhh...)
Granted, but you can't take it off and you die when the computer shuts down.
I wish for some coffee. I have an exam tomorrow.
Granted, but you can't take it off and you die when the computer shuts down.
I wish for some coffee. I have an exam tomorrow.
Granted, but it is decaffeinated
I wish for a healthy lifestyle
I wish for a healthy lifestyle