Granted, but they starting to war
I wish OT have a lot of people
I wish OT have a lot of people
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Granted, they will demand milk from your nipples.
I wish for long lasting backpack.
I wish for long lasting backpack.
Granted but expired.
I want something to relieve body pains right now
I want something to relieve body pains right now
Granted, but they'll give you endless headaches.
I wish I was a more outgoing person.
I wish I was a more outgoing person.
Granted but you become extremely obnoxious always trying to hang out with everyone all the time so people start trying to avoid you.
I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
I wish that my fridge would automatically restock itself and I didn't have to go to the grocery store
Granted but every time you open it you hear the screaming roblox kid
I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
I wish I had an infinite supply of cheeseburgers
Granted, but all of it will be expired already .
I wish to live in fantasy world.
I wish to live in fantasy world.
Granted, you will live in Northern Undead Asylum
I wish for long lasting shoes
I wish for long lasting shoes
Granted, but the shoes don't fit your feet
I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
I wish i was wealthy enough to hire all my household maintenance tasks done by someone else.
Granted but an unexpected conspiracy lies behind that salary.
I'd like to do it.
I'd like to do it.
Granted, you'll do an awesome backflip on an MMORPG but whenever you do it, a random person die on that game.
Give me a Sandwich.
Give me a Sandwich.
Granted, you'll have a beef sandwich with atroquinine poison on it. 
I wish I could be known for something legendary.
I wish I could be known for something legendary.
Granted, you ate the beef sandwich with the poison in it while jumping off the skyscraper.
Now give me a cake instead.
Now give me a cake instead.
Granted, you'll try to eat it but the cake will be hard as diamonds and you'll damage your teeth in the process.
I wish for money.
I wish for money.
Granted you now have a penny
I wish for better headphones
I wish for better headphones
Granted, now you have a Phone with a Head that can annoy you and yell everytime you wank and moans Onii-chan whenever you're off guard.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
Granted, but...
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
Granted, but I wished for your wish to be granted, so it got canceled.
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
Granted, but the person below is a noob so it doesn't really matter if his account gets reset.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
Granted, but the mouse mapping is completely offset and random, making any point of using said mod insensible.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
Granted, but your PC will format itself too and cannot install osu anymore.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
Granted, but it will taste like a bottle of piss.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
Granted, cereal expired.
I wish i didn't necro this.
I wish i didn't necro this.
granted but it's too tight to breathe properly
i wish i had fairy god parents
i wish i had fairy god parents
Instructions unclear. You now have dog parents.
I need new comp.
I need new comp.
Granted, but it's a Commodore Amiga
I wish to be unknown.
I wish to be unknown.
Granted, except we're somehow mutual and I just responded to your post.
I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
E m i
Have your waifu IRL. She is waiting for you on your bed.
Give me better internet speeds
Give me better internet speeds
E m i
Granted but you now have polycythemia.
I wish i liked more different kinds of games
I wish i liked more different kinds of games
granted but with every new game you like you immediately hate the last
wish my fingers liked me
wish my fingers liked me
They like you, and even love you but they also want to kill you because they love you too much. That's what you call psychopathic love.
I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
Granted; side effect of blindness for 30 seconds every time you arrive at your destination.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
granted; but they all fly off uncontrollably the moment you use one.
i wish people learned to like sushi
i wish people learned to like sushi
But then in the coming generations, people's 98% of their body will be filled with it.
"I want power."
"I want power."
granted: but it's a delusion
i wish i didn't make bad decisions
i wish i didn't make bad decisions