Granted, but some of your friends will spill coffee on you.
I wish for the cabbages.
I wish for the cabbages.
forum
Corrupt a wish!
posted
Total Posts
4,771
Granted but someone poisons you with it and you develop brain trauma
I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
Granted, but literally no one will like it, not even the people who nominated it.
I wish for fast hands.
I wish for fast hands.
Granted but it's acid rain
I wish I had a nicer car
I wish I had a nicer car
granted but it breaks down in the middle of the desert
i wish i had a life outside osu
i wish i had a life outside osu
Granted, but you can only have one letter and if you send it, you will get a crippling depression.
I wish to be more happy
I wish to be more happy
granted but you need to practice first
I wish i die in a fire
I wish i die in a fire
Granted but this is a purification fire so you go to heaven or some sort of higher realm.
I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
Granted, but if you break any rules, you'll die by getting pelted with circles, a tragically beautiful death
I wish I become john's avatar
I wish I become john's avatar
Granted, oh wait Nagisa is corrupted already for having oversized hands and feet.
I wish for a cake
I wish for a cake
Granted but it was a lie.
I wish that school ended already.
I wish that school ended already.
Granted but you're entering into education concentration camp
I wish to be the next Hitler
I wish to be the next Hitler
Granted but when Stalin comes the next day, once he kills you personally, he will have:
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
Granted, but you don't have a goal lee
I want to be so good at osu
I want to be so good at osu
Granted but in mania mode
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
Granted but you'll have Just Dance Trigger 2
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
Granted but you'll slip into a coma
I wish for my work to be done
I wish for my work to be done
Granted but your boss gives more work again tomorrow
I wish for Meah be here
I wish for Meah be here
Granted but Meah has changed and isn't what you remembered.
I wish I had more free time
I wish I had more free time
Granted but it's only a sec
I wish Taiko BN notice me
I wish Taiko BN notice me
Granted but Stefan will only notice not your maps ;w;
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
Granted, but it's gonna explode for no reason after 7 days of intense usage. 
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
Granted, but your blood is orange juice 
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
Granted, but it will keep dropping non-stop. 
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate.
I wish I could read minds
I wish I could read minds
Granted but girls will chase you angrily for spying on their fetishes
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
Granted but only once for a lifetime
i wish ...... can i get something good?
i wish ...... can i get something good?
granted but because you didn't specify anything, it just spawned a llama who's actually a serial killer.
I wish I was good in osu!.
I wish I was good in osu!.
Yes but in your dreams only.
I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
I wish Philippines is somewhat cooler
granted but it became so cold you couldn't even live in it.
I wish I was dead
I wish I was dead
Granted, but you're reincarnated as a mussel.
I wish for chicken bbq.
I wish for chicken bbq.
Granted but it's BBQ'd parts of the chicken people almost never eat.
I wish I had a better computer
I wish I had a better computer
Sure, but you can't play with it.
Want to be the king of the hill.
Want to be the king of the hill.
Granted, but you'll wake up soon after.
I wish for a bottomless water bottle.
I wish for a bottomless water bottle.