Granted, but you're the only person in the universe
I wanna become the next -GN
I wanna become the next -GN
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Granted, but you'll end up in bad acc in some plays.
I want to become the Lee Sin of Taiko
I want to become the Lee Sin of Taiko
Granted but you end up turning into Mocha, the official osu!taiko mascot.
I wish someone would monitor my posting quality progress
I wish someone would monitor my posting quality progress
Granted, here you go.
(The X-axis is how many minutes since your first post.)
I wish I was better at drawing.
(The X-axis is how many minutes since your first post.)
I wish I was better at drawing.
Granted with you're a professional stick figure artist.
I wish I can draw hentai.
I wish I can draw hentai.
Granted but you are forced to show all your drawings to your parents.
I wish I was more athletic
I wish I was more athletic
Granted, but you lose intelligence.
I wish for HTC Vive
I wish for HTC Vive
now u u are forced to use it 24/7
i wish i had friends
i wish i had friends
Granted, but some of your friends will spill coffee on you.
I wish for the cabbages.
I wish for the cabbages.
Granted but someone poisons you with it and you develop brain trauma
I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
Granted, but literally no one will like it, not even the people who nominated it.
I wish for fast hands.
I wish for fast hands.
Granted but it's acid rain
I wish I had a nicer car
I wish I had a nicer car
granted but it breaks down in the middle of the desert
i wish i had a life outside osu
i wish i had a life outside osu
Granted, but you can only have one letter and if you send it, you will get a crippling depression.
I wish to be more happy
I wish to be more happy
granted but you need to practice first
I wish i die in a fire
I wish i die in a fire
Granted but this is a purification fire so you go to heaven or some sort of higher realm.
I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
Granted, but if you break any rules, you'll die by getting pelted with circles, a tragically beautiful death
I wish I become john's avatar
I wish I become john's avatar
Granted, oh wait Nagisa is corrupted already for having oversized hands and feet.
I wish for a cake
I wish for a cake
Granted but it was a lie.
I wish that school ended already.
I wish that school ended already.
Granted but you're entering into education concentration camp
I wish to be the next Hitler
I wish to be the next Hitler
Granted but when Stalin comes the next day, once he kills you personally, he will have:
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"
I wish for better goal-setting habits
Granted, but you don't have a goal lee
I want to be so good at osu
I want to be so good at osu
Granted but in mania mode
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
I wish i don't have Just Dance Trigger :'(
Granted but you'll have Just Dance Trigger 2
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
I wish I can sleep, I've only had few for the past 4 days. My body feels weak right now but still my eyes wont close
Granted but you'll slip into a coma
I wish for my work to be done
I wish for my work to be done
Granted but your boss gives more work again tomorrow
I wish for Meah be here
I wish for Meah be here
Granted but Meah has changed and isn't what you remembered.
I wish I had more free time
I wish I had more free time
Granted but it's only a sec
I wish Taiko BN notice me
I wish Taiko BN notice me
Granted but Stefan will only notice not your maps ;w;
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
I wish for a new device, I want a new faster laptop.
Granted, but it's gonna explode for no reason after 7 days of intense usage. 
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
I wish Mosquitos drank orange juice instead.
Granted, but your blood is orange juice 
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
I wish for my weight to drop down to 60 from 65
Granted, but it will keep dropping non-stop. 
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
I wish I had a lifetime supply for chocolate chip muffins.
Granted but you develop an allergy to chocolate.
I wish I could read minds
I wish I could read minds
Granted but girls will chase you angrily for spying on their fetishes
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good
I wish... for another wish that will let me choose anything good