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vinnicci
Granted, you're also forced to watch crappy ones.

I was i was not a combo breaker.
MagatsuLana
Granted but then combos would break you

I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
Sandy Hoey
Granted, but you can't remove them when they die. Any of them...

I wish my bird and dog would get along.
45Traeath
Granted, but they will act overprotective and won't want one more animal at home.

I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
MagatsuLana
Granted but they won't go about the way you imagined them

I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
Kyubey
Granted, but you became a magic girl and will turn into a witch later.

I wish to fly.
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will never be able to touch the ground again

I wish I could walk on water
vinnicci
Granted, you can't drink anymore.

I wish VR stuffs are cheap.
puccithecat
Granted, but you cant walk on land
FUKIN NINJA
GRANTED BUT THEY ARE CRAPPY
i wish i could just stop thinking too much T^T
Runiel
Granted, You will die

I wish for the power of a God, unstoppable without any drawbacks and or weakness whatsoever, with this power i will become invincible and immortal at the same time.
Kao
Granted. You tried to fight God in order to be higher than him except you were condemned and became Satan and fell from Heaven onto Hell.

I wish I could be more creative
MagatsuLana
Granted but no one else will find them very creative

I wish I could pass every test
45Traeath
Granted, but those are eyesight and hearing tests.

I wish I could destroy this timeline (I don't care about my own disappearance).
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will destroy every other timeline as well

I wish I was a train
Kao
Granted. But it's derailed and not being used

I wish I could fly
MagatsuLana
Granted, but you would be shot down by hunters mistaking you for a bird

I wish I was in the movie Cars
Runiel
Granted, but you're that old granny lady who is going to die in a few years

I wish i could be smart in math
45Traeath
Granted, but you'll never now where to spend that skill.


I wish I could know where I am going.
clover
Granted, but you'll always pass that place and think it's further ahead

i wish i wasn't such a degenerate.
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you still gain hate from other places.

I wish i could get a touch screen.
- Yuuto -
Granted but the touchscreen has 2000 ms respond

I wish everything that I see is a toast ;o;
Jukkii
granted, but youll become a toast yourself as you look at yourself-

i wish i would be naturally good at something to a point in which i dont need to put in effort to do it
Kao
Granted, you didn't put effort in life. You died.

I wish I had more fun
Blitzfrog
Granted, You stop protecting lolis

I wish every girl liked me
45Traeath
Granted, but they are "yandere".

I wish a succubus from KonoSuba would give me the dream I want.
The Gambler
Granted, but the succubus sucks you dry... MGQ ending it seems.

I wish senpai would notice me.
DJ Enetro
Granted but (s)he turns out to be tsundere

I wish someone would give me the title of the best music he/she heard
Zekks
Granted, but it's all in Concert C

I wish someone would make kai stop being korean
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but we switched you and Kai into each others bodies so now your Korean.

I wish I was rich
Rwyta
Granted, but you'll get dicks instead.

I wish the next person gets some dicks.
Blitzfrog
Granted, but I you'll get them stuck in your eye

I wish to be Gayzmcgee
vinnicci
Granted, but you retire osu.


I wish immortality.
Taj
Granted, but you are weak.
I wish supernaturals.
Fhaye
Granted but from too much superness you'll die from supernova.

I wish for a new mouse, a4techs one will do.
Blitzfrog
Granted but you get no PC

I wish to become the cutest human girl
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GSG95
granted but you are a futanari with a massive cock.

i wish i was a futanari with a massive cock
Taj
Granted, but turns out the cock isn't very intimid-

I wish 720 degrees is athing
roshan117
granted but u die

i wish i was dead lol so original
Fhaye
Granted but not original

I wish for the next poster to live a really good life.
vinnicci
Granted, but dies early.

I wish flyong spaghetti monster is real.
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