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Daichi Shinku
Granted, but god is dead.

I wish I can fly.
puccithecat
granted but your flying lasted for minutes so... you fell down and died :3

i wish that the world was made out of cats
worst fl player
Wish declined.

Wish a world full of dogs
Meah
Granted but then Humans invaded and they live happily ever after.

I wish for wings.
Volta
Granted, do you like chicken wings?

i wish to be noticed by senpai.
Ecarnage
Senpai notices other senpai

You want to die
Garpo
Wish granted but you is everyone

I wish for replacement parts
Meah
Granted but they easily break.

I wish for some chocolate cake.
Garpo
wish granted but you are now allergic to chocolate

I wish for a mirror
Meah
Granted but there's something in that mirror, it's like what you find on some horror movies where your reflection kills himself/herself and you'll die without not knowing anything.
A cursed mirror.

I wish for my left arm to heal
Volta
granted, you went to Planet Namec and get Piccolo's DNA to heal your arm, but all your skin become green.

i wish to make up with a friend
Meah
Granted but you'll lost another one.

I wish I am useless.
Zafufu
Granted, but you're useless to the point you can't live as a human being.

I wish I could be good at standard mode. -^-
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, however that's the only thing that you'll ever be good at.

I wish I could draw hands.
Volta
Granted, but you can't draw face now.

i wish i'm not lazy
mokyu
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Volta
grant...oh, i make mistake instead. your wish is not granted.

i wish to be free
puccithecat
granted, but haruka nanase took away that freedom

i wish for unlimited supporter tag
Zafufu
You get it, but now every player who wants free supporter PM's you about it for the rest of your Osu! life.

I wish for an updated gen console (Ps4.)
I Give Up
Granted it is faulty.

I wish my wishes are incorruptible.
Falbere
Granted, but your wish only comes true the moment when you are shot in the chest.

I wish for cookiezi's osu skill.
Zafufu
Granted, but now you have to play Osu! using only a cookie.

I wish to someday be able to play 20k on Mania! (still around 8k -^-)
Tornado
You quitted Osu!


I wish for being loved
worst fl player
ok :D

same
Meah
You'll be loved but the one who loves you dies :o

I wish for a vacation
Tornado
Sure,but you cant do it without me.I have to stay around you at all time


I wish for a hug
chaee
ok but i smell like shit

i wish i could sleep
Topic Starter
GSG95
granted but you have to wake up after that

i wish i could cash out already
Horaizon-
Granted but those were stolen from the bank and the police found out and they're coming to your house to get you

I wish have a recording studio
_DT3
Granted but you always need to record while you are sitting on a filled trash bag

I wish I could map better
EthidiumBromide
granted, from drawing a dot to drawing a line for the map

I wish I could study better
Antiforte
Granted. You studied well on the art of procrastination.

I wish I could eat a potato.
Horaizon-
Granted but the potato is fake

I wish that all the anime worlds are real
Fourth
Wish granted But you are yamcha

I wish i can eat candies all day
Horaizon-
Granted but your tooth falls one by one
Meah
Granted but make a wish 1st.

I wish for the person below me to pass his/her upcoming exams.
Horaizon-
Granted but your eish didn't become true

I wish i have Vocaloid 4
The Gambler
Granted, but it was Jason Statham in a miniskirt



I wish OT somehow got interesting again
Volta
Granted, but you're not here again.

i wish to have signature
Garpo
Wish granted but it contains questionable content and gets you silenced.

I wish for a new blanket.
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