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BigEarsMau
Granted, but you don't have a penis anymore

I wish I have a cute loli sister
Meah
Granted but she hates you.

I wish all osu! forum gamers will have a good life.
puccithecat
granted but their good life will end in five minutes

i wish i have better legs like yazawa nico or the girls in love live

edit: WAIT MY GOOD LIFE WILL END IN FIVE MINUTES?
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you get raped by idol-obssessed otakus.


I wish fujoshis were an endangered species
KatouMegumi
Granted... But what the heck is this? Not granted, taken back..

I wish for no association this game with wasps in Russian community.
Daichi Shinku
Not granted at all, gg kappa.

I wish People can't see me
Meah
Granted but you're blind.

I wish for all osu! forum gamers to have a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but santa isn't real, in fact, satan is...

I wish for people to buy me some kfc buckets on christmas.
Meah
Granted, buckets only. No chickens.

I wish I am an expert in mapping.
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but I'll be there with my buckets, closing your eyes when you're mapping.

I wish the person below me have a good time in this forum games.
dung eater
granted, but wouldn't tell you even if i had bad time

i wish my banana offering pleases the gorilla
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GSG95
granted. but you must please the gorilla's banana.

a very big banana.

i wish for dinosaurs.
KatouMegumi
Granted, then eaten you.

I wish to every time sleep with Gorilla. (Not this with pointy red ribbon. I don't need any waifu/)
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, though she bashed your head in for calling her a gorilla.


I wish for a white christmas.
miykah
all i need to do is wait. since its not gonna be a white christmas


I wish for someone who accept my addiction to sugarroasted cashews
Meah
Granted but he/she dies instantly.

I wish for the person below me to have a healthy life and to be happy for the rest of his/her life.
puccithecat
granted but everyone will die and be alive again and again except for me >;3

i wish what my friend said is true.

he said:
you went home from school. no one is in your house..
you went in your room and you saw nagisa hazuki sleeping because he was waiting for you
you closed the door and nagisa woke up from the door sound
SUDDENLY! 2 SPIRITS OF ONE OF PUCCI'S FRIENDS PUSHED YOU!
i was on top and he was bottom (but hey, nagisa can be uke but he is mostly seme :/)
blush blush blush >///<
KatouMegumi
Wha...? Not granted

I wish to sleep wth gorilla.
Volta
granted. but you are killed by the gorilla

i wish to go to the moon.
puccithecat
grated but you forgot to bring your materials to breathe in the moon.


i wish my friend can go to my house and give me my gift
Wintermourn
granted, but the gift is a bomb that will explode and make dogs.

I wish I could die...?
Underforest
Granted, but you will be revived then

I wish a cat
Lacrimae
granted, but you'll be a stray one

i wish for 10 million dollars
Underforest
Granted, but will be counterfeit money and you will go to the jail

I wish a chocolate rain
ElliottB1
Granted, but it's toxic.

I wish PewDiePie didn't play osu!.
Ryu Sei
Instead he plays other mode.

I wish

I could sleep
Zafufu
Granted, but you're stuck with me in your dreams.

I wish Pleinair was real.
Ryu Sei
Yes, in figurines.

I wish I could have a bf/gf?
Meah
Granted but a transgender one.

I wish for the person below me to wish for the person below him/her to have a good life.
Ryu Sei
Granted, but not in afterlife.

I wish your life is good. Not in afterlife.
Zafufu
Granted, but the person below me might be a troll.

I wish you won't be a troll.

Ninja'd
puccithecat
thats it. im bringing this thread alive.

granted but i am half troll inside and nobody can take it away

i wish for a wish that cannot be corruptible.
Volta
Granted. but your uncorruptible wish is corrupted because i wish to corrupt your wish.
The Gambler
^^

Granted, but due to the non-existence of your wish you've been skipped in order to continue the chain.

I wish the memes about Cookiezi would stop as /r/osugame and my youtube feed keep growing larger everyday.

Also SakiZ needs to make a "Sounds of Happystick" video. I liked the rrtyui one so I'd wish they'd follow up on that shit.
KatouMegumi
Granted, but then are now on offtopic forum

I wish this never happened:
Inachi
Well, it did, believe it.

I wish I could get a pet dog.
worst fl player
Hmmmmm

I wish I could read like a god
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but god is dead.

I wish I can fly.
puccithecat
granted but your flying lasted for minutes so... you fell down and died :3

i wish that the world was made out of cats
worst fl player
Wish declined.

Wish a world full of dogs
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