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Corrupt a wish!

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captainmilk
105 posts
Joined April 2015
captainmilk
Granted, however the next day the people who care about you don't want you to die, somehow they turn back time and your alive again

I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
granted but granting someone's happiness means taking away that of another. By granting your wish you grant everyone who struggles happiness but make all those who aren't struggling suffer depression. Then they struggle. The cycle continues.

I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
captainmilk
105 posts
Joined April 2015
captainmilk
Granted, Sirade volunteers You find a nice girl who is willing to feed you

I wish that I never have to go to school again
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
(No corruption? Nice!)

Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.

I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Aiona
165 posts
Joined December 2014
Aiona
Granted, but all the cats hate you.

I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, however you got a defective one.


I wish for immortality.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. but you'll feel unbearable pain of seeing your loved ones passed away and wish to die after that

i wish someone sent me some money
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
wish granted but it's money laced with anthrax

I wish for a new rolex
Aiona
165 posts
Joined December 2014
Aiona
Granted, but the time is wrong and can't be fixed

I wish for good test results
[ ] Jhin
32 posts
Joined January 2014
[ ] Jhin
Granted, but you'll feel like school is too easy therefore the day you skip school you'll get hit by a car and die.

I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you're stuck as a shadow for life, following the true zed around for as long as the game exists.

I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
Aiona
165 posts
Joined December 2014
Aiona
Granted, but they all gather and take over the world with their ex love for Frozen.

I wish for nice music.
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but it's made by yourself

I wish to be better at taiko
Gumpy
2,418 posts
Joined June 2014
Gumpy
Granted, but the new site removed Taiko.

I wish the new forum design would go away
Aiona
165 posts
Joined December 2014
Aiona
Granted, but a new design is proposed and is completely worse.

I wish to get my mic soon.
captainmilk
105 posts
Joined April 2015
captainmilk
Granted, you get your mic, but it breaks when you accidentally drop the box it was in.

I wish I could get better at osu standard
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but everyone stops playing it except you.

I wish I was generally better at things
MapleSyrup-
451 posts
Joined November 2011
MapleSyrup-
Granted, you got better in being a scrub

I wish for inappropriate things.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
In most cases, inappropriate can be considered as 18+ material, like porn and hentai, by wishing for this, you're basically asking for your lust to take over, which is not only bad on its own, but if you're a Christian, is even a sin.

I wish I was a faster speedcuber
Nik0
31 posts
Joined February 2014
Nik0

TheBronyGames wrote:

I wish I was a faster speedcuber
Granted, But you complete them so fast that they break.

I Wish for a new computer. :^)
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but I come to your house and smash it to pieces.

I wish tree leaves in autumn went straight from green to red with no transition colour in between.
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
people pull the leaves off because its looks weird

i wis for long lasting color pencils
iiko
155 posts
Joined October 2014
iiko
Granted, but the colored pencils have a mind of their own, and draw what they want.

I wish to live forever.
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but people find out you've been living too long. Scientists capture you and perform painful experiments on you for all of eternity.

I wish I had an everlasting sex drive.
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but no one wants to have sex with you

I wish to pup RZA and eat pizza with Yung Lean
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
granted, but the pizza is poisoned and you die.

i wish to stop time
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Granted but you're stuck in your old time space for all eternity. You can never interact with the world normally ever again. Everything is still and cannot be moved so you are basically the only thing alive and everything else that exists is just an inanimate statue because nothing can move or do something in approximately 0 seconds.

I wish I could freely turn into a cat at will.
I Give Up
1,648 posts
Joined January 2014
I Give Up
Granted you have no fur,



I wish I was rank #1 global osu.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted, but you're the only person who plays osu!

I wish for a better future.
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
granted but your future was so great that your head exploded.

i wish for a stuff toy penguin
iiko
155 posts
Joined October 2014
iiko
Granted, but the penguin infinitely explodes, with no way to stop it.

I wish for a new tablet pen.
KatouMegumi
923 posts
Joined May 2014
KatouMegumi
Granted, but you've got an touchscreen pen.

I wish for... Supptag
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
granted but it lasted for just 1 day

i wish im not bored.
Scyan
95 posts
Joined March 2015
Scyan
Granted, but you now get bored of not getting bored.

I wish I had some Ice-cream.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
granted. but whoops



i wish i'm not lazy.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but it cost an arm and a leg..

I wish for infinite energy
Rachel
136 posts
Joined May 2015
Rachel
Granted, but you only have 5 days left to live

I wish for new shoes
KatouMegumi
923 posts
Joined May 2014
KatouMegumi
Not granted.

I wish I haven't watched Choujigen Gemu Neptune animation ver.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but your head will be full of thoughts related to Neptune

I wish the person below me had his/her wish granted
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Please do not.

I wish I am poor.
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