Wish granted, but the scarf removes one year if your life each time you wear it.
I wish for a new computer.
I wish for a new computer.
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Granted but there's a white smoke comes from motherboard after you turn on this pc.
I wish and pray for... Faster internet.
I wish and pray for... Faster internet.
granted, but your internet is suddenly slow somehow...
i wish for candy
i wish for candy
Granted, you got rotten-egg flavored candy. i don't even want to imagine the taste.
i wish for happy life
i wish for happy life
Granted, but you die happily so quick
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
I wish that my bones stop paining ;w;
granted, i'll just remove your bones
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
i wish for a pink dolphin that can breathe in air and water
Wish granted but it's only motive of transportation is slithering
I wish for a better sense of time
I wish for a better sense of time
Granted, but time is slowed down immensely, only to you.
I wish to be a better person.
I wish to be a better person.
wish granted but you aren't your old self, you're mindless
I wish for a hug
I wish for a hug
Granted, but it's not from me.
I wish to disappear right now
I wish to disappear right now
done.
i wish to have a big cake.
i wish to have a big cake.
But no healthy drinks for you.
I wish for a cute cat, not aggressive, notices me everyday, love me everyday, if granted, i'll give him many toys and foods, and love my cat everyday.
I wish for a cute cat, not aggressive, notices me everyday, love me everyday, if granted, i'll give him many toys and foods, and love my cat everyday.
Granted. now your cat want to have sex with you.
i wish i can run faster
i wish i can run faster
holy fucking shitFlying Pan wrote:
now your cat want to have sex with you.
Granted but you can't go slower.
I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
Granted, but somehow one of the containers was contaminated with a super virus and one day you accidentally ingest that very bottle. You end up very sick and somehow became a zombie in the emergency room. You sir, have just inevitably started WWZ...Ameth Rianno wrote:
I wish that i have 10 stock of milks.
I wish sex bots became a thing. Gives me less reason to actually better myself.
Granted. but the bots are male and they crushed your butt hole.
i wish for good fortune
i wish for good fortune
granted, but then the good fortune gave you bad fortune
i wish im immortal
i wish im immortal
Granted, but you see all your friends die around you due to you never growing old.
I wish to change my past
I wish to change my past
Granted, you have changed your past, however your future is all screwed up in many ways you don't like
I wish to be less shy
I wish to be less shy
Granted, however you're bombarded with questions because of it.
I wish to be less lazy
I wish to be less lazy
Wish granted, but you're so hardworking that you even forgot to drink or eat. In the end you died of malnutrition and dehydration
I wish to have more wish to have more wish to have more wishes
I wish to have more wish to have more wish to have more wishes
Granted.
i wish i can predict the future
i wish i can predict the future
Granted butnyou accidentally predict your death and it's a murder . It's actually also in a month's time. You get paranoid and do your best to avoid death, leading to insanity. You eventually crack and kill everyone you know in fear of being murdered.
I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could do certain 'stuff'. Please bear in mind that I am an extremely sexually frustrated male who watches japanese cartoons.
I wish I had the power to be invisible so I could do certain 'stuff'. Please bear in mind that I am an extremely sexually frustrated male who watches japanese cartoons.
Granted. . . You are invisible but no one ever notices you and your lonely, this prevents you from doing certain 'stuff'
I wish people would appreciate my presence
I wish people would appreciate my presence
Granted, but you disappear from the world the following day
I wish to die right now
I wish to die right now
Granted, however the next day the people who care about you don't want you to die, somehow they turn back time and your alive again
I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
I wish for people who struggle to be happy and grateful for their life on earth
granted but granting someone's happiness means taking away that of another. By granting your wish you grant everyone who struggles happiness but make all those who aren't struggling suffer depression. Then they struggle. The cycle continues.
I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
I wish someone would feed me pussy already.
Granted, Sirade volunteers You find a nice girl who is willing to feed you
I wish that I never have to go to school again
I wish that I never have to go to school again
(No corruption? Nice!)
Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.
I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Granted but your parents are disappointed in you. You get depressed because of this and drink spray paint. R.I.P.
I wish I owned a cat cafe. (Research if you must)
Granted, but all the cats hate you.
I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
I wish for a Blue Yeti microphone
Granted, however you got a defective one.
I wish for immortality.
I wish for immortality.
Granted. but you'll feel unbearable pain of seeing your loved ones passed away and wish to die after that
i wish someone sent me some money
i wish someone sent me some money
wish granted but it's money laced with anthrax
I wish for a new rolex
I wish for a new rolex
Granted, but the time is wrong and can't be fixed
I wish for good test results
I wish for good test results
Granted, but you'll feel like school is too easy therefore the day you skip school you'll get hit by a car and die.
I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
I wish to be Zed (LoL champion)
Granted but you're stuck as a shadow for life, following the true zed around for as long as the game exists.
I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
I wish there were other losers who share the same pain of once being obssessed with Frozen.
Granted, but they all gather and take over the world with their ex love for Frozen.
I wish for nice music.
I wish for nice music.
Wish granted but it's made by yourself
I wish to be better at taiko
I wish to be better at taiko
Granted, but the new site removed Taiko.
I wish the new forum design would go away
I wish the new forum design would go away