granted but you only get two
i want hikari kimishima/oshima yuko the 9th to seductively tease me
i want hikari kimishima/oshima yuko the 9th to seductively tease me
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Granted, but she turns out to be a futa and face rapes you instead.
I wish to become good at osu!
I wish to become good at osu!
granted, but you suck ass at everything else now
i want akira igarashi/sayako akimoto the 10th to be my personal chef
i want akira igarashi/sayako akimoto the 10th to be my personal chef
Granted but she poisons everything she makes
I wish to have emotion
I wish to have emotion
granted but everyone else does not
i wish ayako kuroki/yukirin the 6th would play pranks with me on people i dislike
i wish ayako kuroki/yukirin the 6th would play pranks with me on people i dislike
Granted, but you are all caught and all get into trouble. You then end up seperated from them.
I wish for a UR Maid Rin in JP ver of LLSIF
I wish for a UR Maid Rin in JP ver of LLSIF
Granted but your account gets deleted afterwards
I wish for my cat to be more passive
I wish for my cat to be more passive
granted but he doesn't recognize you anymore
can hikari kimishima /yuko oshima the 9th like just make love to me already
can hikari kimishima /yuko oshima the 9th like just make love to me already
Granted but all the other Japanese girls you wished for turn yandere and rip hikari kimishima/yuko oshima to shreds.
I wish Asian girls had bigger oppai in general.
I wish Asian girls had bigger oppai in general.
granted but you are now an attack helicopter and are not attracted to boobs anymore.
i wish the real life takamina would give me a big hug
i wish the real life takamina would give me a big hug
granted, you get squished
I wish that my wish doesn't get granted
I wish that my wish doesn't get granted
yes but your other wish ends up getting granted xdee
i want the anime minami takahashi to make love to me and only me thx
i want the anime minami takahashi to make love to me and only me thx
if my wish gets granted, it doesn't get granted, which is what I wanted in the first place.
If it gets granted, it also doesn't get granted, which is what I wanted in the first place.
I win!
*throws confetti*
granted, however, minami gives you AIDS and gets pregnant. Or gets you pregnant, whatever your gender is.
I wish that whoever grants my wish dies before he reads my wish and, and can never come back to life or do anything to fulfill my wish.
If it gets granted, it also doesn't get granted, which is what I wanted in the first place.
I win!
*throws confetti*
granted, however, minami gives you AIDS and gets pregnant. Or gets you pregnant, whatever your gender is.
I wish that whoever grants my wish dies before he reads my wish and, and can never come back to life or do anything to fulfill my wish.
wish granted, but your body hacks into my account and grants this wish.Railey2 wrote:
if my wish gets granted, it doesn't get granted, which is what I wanted in the first place.
If it gets granted, it also doesn't get granted, which is what I wanted in the first place.
I win!
*throws confetti*
granted, however, minami gives you AIDS and gets pregnant. Or gets you pregnant, whatever your gender is.
I wish that whoever grants my wish dies before he reads my wish and, and can never come back to life or do anything to fulfill my wish.
i wish that i was dead.
Ok, but you didn't say when exactly, so you can stay with us for another 60 years
I wish that my senpai finally notices me
I wish that my senpai finally notices me
Granted, but he notices you as the person who stalks him/her everyday.
I wish for the truth.
I wish for the truth.
Granted; but the truth is much too painful for you to handle.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
Granted but humans are all exactly the same and think the exact same thoughts. Because to force peace on the world means taking away people's ideologies and their ability to think for themselves. As long as there is more than person in the world, peace is impossible because different ideas will always clash and conflict, resulting in violence. But since you wished for it, it happens, but we are no longer humans.
I wish I had a personal maid who would wear a french maid uniform and serve me every hour, and every day.
I wish I had a personal maid who would wear a french maid uniform and serve me every hour, and every day.
Granted, but you didn't specify the age so you're stuck with a 90 year old grandma.
I wish I could come up with some ideas for my new layout.
I wish I could come up with some ideas for my new layout.
granted, but alas; your layout mysteriously disappears.
i wish i could go on a lunch date with mariko shinoda
i wish i could go on a lunch date with mariko shinoda
Granted, but they end up killing you 5 minutes into it.
I wish I had access to any food 24/7.
I wish I had access to any food 24/7.
Granted;but you can't acces to any drink now.
I wish that i'm on another BETTER life.
I wish that i'm on another BETTER life.
Not granted, i'm not demon.
i wish everything is a lie
i wish everything is a lie
granted, you are the only truth
i really want mayu watanabe to give me a hug right now
i really want mayu watanabe to give me a hug right now
Granted. but she stabs you from behind with a knife hidden in her sleeve.
i wish my room is clean.
i wish my room is clean.
granted, but you are not. one or the other can only be clean. choose
i want minami takahashi to father my children flying pan please don't grant this wish
i want minami takahashi to father my children flying pan please don't grant this wish
Wish granted but they will all be miscarriages
I wish for good hearing
I wish for good hearing
Granted, but all you can hear is my voice. 
I wish for a good guy to stay by my side.
I wish for a good guy to stay by my side.
granted, that guy is me, good luck with me, xdee
I wish for people to stop being so sensitive
I wish for people to stop being so sensitive
Sure, but now all other things become sensitive you are way too sensitive
I wish for more time
I wish for more time
wish granted but you age twice as fast
I wish for a sense of morality
I wish for a sense of morality
granted, but everyone else you know is now corrupt and you must now spend the rest of your life fixing everyone so peace and tranquility will be once again restored
i wish kojima haruna spoke fluent english so i could fly to japan and have a conversation with her
i wish kojima haruna spoke fluent english so i could fly to japan and have a conversation with her
Granted, but your conversations are only about coffee, as she only knows how to say things about coffee.
I wish that my senpai likes me.
I wish that my senpai likes me.
you evil person
granted, but that senpai is not garpo
i want to eat lunch with atsuko maeda
granted, but that senpai is not garpo
i want to eat lunch with atsuko maeda
God dang it.
Granted, but she ends up talking about nonsense and drives you to insanity. Aw no.
I wish for Garpo-senpai to like me.
Granted, but she ends up talking about nonsense and drives you to insanity. Aw no.
I wish for Garpo-senpai to like me.
;'((
Granted, but he likes you AS A FRIEND DUN DUN DUN XDEE MEMED
I want to go on a successful downtown LA bank heist with Chieri Sono and fuck bitches with our money
Granted, but he likes you AS A FRIEND DUN DUN DUN XDEE MEMED
I want to go on a successful downtown LA bank heist with Chieri Sono and fuck bitches with our money
THAT'S STILL GOOD AHAH I DIDN'T SPECIFY IN WHICH WAY~
Okay I'll calm.
Granted, but you end up making all those girls pregnant and they all want you to take care of them, but it's too much too handle and you collapse.
I wish to be noticed.
Okay I'll calm.
Granted, but you end up making all those girls pregnant and they all want you to take care of them, but it's too much too handle and you collapse.
I wish to be noticed.
You're now officially on the FBI's top ten most wanted... Have fun being on the newsionatheotaku wrote:
THAT'S STILL GOOD AHAH I DIDN'T SPECIFY IN WHICH WAY~
Okay I'll calm.
Granted, but you end up making all those girls pregnant and they all want you to take care of them, but it's too much too handle and you collapse.
I wish to be noticed.
I wish I could simultaneously do news reports and be a comedian at the same time.
congratulations, a rapist in your neighborhood that looks strikingly very similar to you gets his APB from U.S. law enforcement broadcast on Canada's news stations and the police in Canada mistake you for him without a doubt causing your career to be over; if only you had stayed longer in the news business for more people to vouch for you, as you've only been successful for two days. whoops
i want the yuko oshima the 9th/hikari kimishima to seductively tease me as i am lying down in my bed
i want the yuko oshima the 9th/hikari kimishima to seductively tease me as i am lying down in my bed