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I wish Flying Pan would stop corrupting my dreams with Minami Takahashi
I wish Flying Pan would stop corrupting my dreams with Minami Takahashi
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Ofcourse! I will have some fun doing so now!
I'm on your team flying pan ^.^
I wish for another pet cow, since my last one turned into steak, isn't it steph?
I'm on your team flying pan ^.^
I wish for another pet cow, since my last one turned into steak, isn't it steph?
Granted, but you must kill it yourself after a week
I wish for Minami Takahashi
I wish for Minami Takahashi
not granted. you become depressed and so on
i wish kirueggy is wishing something else
i wish kirueggy is wishing something else
Granted but he wishes for you to kill yourself.
I wish some people would actually play this game properly.
I wish some people would actually play this game properly.
Granted with no corruption because I'm assuming you're on my side. Take down Pan Pan for me shotgun-kun ._.
I wish for Minami Takahashi to marry me
I wish for Minami Takahashi to marry me
It would be my pleasure.
OT: Granted but your parents are ashamed of you for being a weeb and liking Japanese chicks and so disown you and banish you from this realm along with your waifu.
I wish Japanese chicks had a bigger oppai.
OT: Granted but your parents are ashamed of you for being a weeb and liking Japanese chicks and so disown you and banish you from this realm along with your waifu.
I wish Japanese chicks had a bigger oppai.
plot twist: minami takahashi is a real person
OT: Granted, but you lose your drive for oppai
I wish to beat up Flying Pan together with Minami Takahashi ^.^
OT: Granted, but you lose your drive for oppai
I wish to beat up Flying Pan together with Minami Takahashi ^.^
Plot twist: Not many non-weeaboos are into Japanese idols in the first place.
Granted but she gets fatally wounded in the battle. Ya know, pans are made of metal.
I wish my girlfriend would just bring me her baby photos so I have something to fap to.
Granted but she gets fatally wounded in the battle. Ya know, pans are made of metal.
I wish my girlfriend would just bring me her baby photos so I have something to fap to.
Plot twist: Do you know how damn popular AKB48 is around the world? Silly goose
Granted, but you must "now have a seat over there"
I wish for a one night stand with anime Yuuko Oshima
Granted, but you must "now have a seat over there"
I wish for a one night stand with anime Yuuko Oshima
Plot twist: Your parents never heard of them because they love america too much.
Granted but I join in on the fun cos I think she's actually doable.
I wish I could make someone go 'pomf pomf kimochi'.
Granted but I join in on the fun cos I think she's actually doable.
I wish I could make someone go 'pomf pomf kimochi'.
Plot twist: my parents are Filipino and so am I
Granted but they turn into hamsters
I wish for a picture of Minami Takahashi hugging me lol
Granted but they turn into hamsters
I wish for a picture of Minami Takahashi hugging me lol
Plot twist: I'm flipino too lol. Your parents hate the fact that you're into Japanese stuff when they'd prefer you liking Filipino stuff. Ya pilipino pride shit.
Granted but I'm photobombing, naked.
I wish I understood Japanese well.
Granted but I'm photobombing, naked.
I wish I understood Japanese well.
Granted, omg weebZ everyone is gonna bully u pl0x
I wish that i have a boner.
I wish that i have a boner.
Granted but it doesn't change the fact that you have a pathetic micropenis.
I wish the whole world would feel my love.
I wish the whole world would feel my love.
Wish granted, but no ones
I wish I grown up
I wish I grown up
Wish granting but you be too old and dies.
I am wish dwarves would loving me.
I am wish dwarves would loving me.
Wish granted, but you'll be child abuse c:
I wish I am Riven tho
I wish I am Riven tho
Wish granted but you'll be stuck in the game for the rest of your life. After all, you're wishing to be a fictional character.
I wish English translation dictionaries were cheaper all across the world.
I wish English translation dictionaries were cheaper all across the world.
Granted, but people prefer google translate, and google translate still sucks
I wish I will survive at school tomorrow
Wish granted, but you'll die after school tomorrow
I wish for a grain of rice
I wish for a grain of rice
granted but it's brown rice
i wish for a one night stand with minami takahashi
i wish for a one night stand with minami takahashi
Granted, but it will be at the north pole when there aren't any nights (during summer, that is)
I wish for a doge
I wish for a doge
granted but fuck you it's a cat
can i make love to yuuko oshima the 9th
can i make love to yuuko oshima the 9th
Granted, but you will get AIDS.
I wish school dont start at sept 1th.
I wish school dont start at sept 1th.
granted, it starts the day before
can yuko oshima the 9th just freaking hug me
can yuko oshima the 9th just freaking hug me
Granted, but it will be a trap cosplayed as her.
I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few weeks ago.
I wish for my computer to work as smoothly as it did a few weeks ago.
granted but it overheats up the wazoo all the time and you must now spend more money on electricity on air conditioning and fans just to keep it stable
i wish for the anime yuko oshima the 9th from akb0048 to make out with me (sorry takamina)
i wish for the anime yuko oshima the 9th from akb0048 to make out with me (sorry takamina)
your wish come true in the dream
I wish i have little sister
I wish i have little sister
granted but your local law enforcement agency immediately investigates you under suspicion of possession of dank memes
i wish for a happy life with minami takahashi
i wish for a happy life with minami takahashi
Granted, you have a happy life with her, but she doesn't so she asks a divorcle. Life's a b!tch ya know...
I wish that people are happy with what I do for them instead of wanting more.
I wish that people are happy with what I do for them instead of wanting more.
Plot twist: Life's a bitch but you can still make it yours, including minai takashi. Let the weeb be happy.
OT: Granted but happiness created out of nothing but a wish is empty happiness. Those people are no longer living life properly because they are under the ilusion that they are happy.
I wish I could wake up in the morning to the sound of ecstatic moans from the perfect maid and have delicious pusi served for breakfast everyday.
OT: Granted but happiness created out of nothing but a wish is empty happiness. Those people are no longer living life properly because they are under the ilusion that they are happy.
I wish I could wake up in the morning to the sound of ecstatic moans from the perfect maid and have delicious pusi served for breakfast everyday.
Plot twist: i'm not a weeb. just a really avid minami takahashi worshipper
Granted, but why don't you have a seat over there because whoop whoop that's the sound of the police. your maid is underage fam
I wish Minami Takahashi was my bitch (not a dog. haha this will never fail)
Granted, but why don't you have a seat over there because whoop whoop that's the sound of the police. your maid is underage fam
I wish Minami Takahashi was my bitch (not a dog. haha this will never fail)
Not granted, but you've had Chitoge Kiriasaki as your bitch! (Dog)
I wish for... MORE PP!
I wish for... MORE PP!
Granted, but since you have two types of "pps" you must only choose one
I wish for Takamina
I wish for Takamina
I wish there are more cats than humans.
RIP
Granted but she doesn't like you so she murders you in your sleep and escapes.
I wish neko-girls were real.
Granted, but they aren't in your country. :c
I wish to be a cute loli
I wish to be a cute loli
Granted but you get raped by pedophilic otakus.
I wish I had superhuman memory.
I wish I had superhuman memory.
Granted, but you also remember painful memories perfectly. You can't move on from the past and it just makes you feel depressed and ended up killing yourself.
I wish my little brother won't disturb me while I'm playing osu! EVER again.
I wish my little brother won't disturb me while I'm playing osu! EVER again.
Granted but the pain your poor little brother suffers because of not being able to spend precious time with his beloved older sibling is too great for him and ends up killing himself.
I wish my post count would actually change every time I post.
I wish my post count would actually change every time I post.