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Granted, but...

I wish that I can have a life partner
*cries in the corner*
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Granted. But your life partner dies earlier than you...
I wish that I am a little more brave
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Granted, but the ones you love the most will be afraid of you.
Very afraid.

I wish beer tasted like fruit juice.
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granted, but not good for you

I wish no more assignment for now
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Granted, but you'll be having a pop quiz the day after.

I wish I had an iPad.
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Granted but you broke it the next day.
I wish there are greater apps on the app store
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Granted but all the kids never look away anymore.

I wish the school grading system was changed.
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Granted, but you can't get any garde.

I wish to be Co**iezi.
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Granted, but you got banned after a few days of starting osu! due to suspicious ranking.

I wish I had a pack of batteries.
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Granted, but all your batteries failed.
I wish that don is real...
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Granted, but they're already dead.
I wish for a pitcher of iced tea.
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Granted but that iced tea is too cold for you to drink...
I wish for bedtime
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Granted. But bedtime. Is all the time.

I wish I had a bomb
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Granted but it will explode in front of you
I wish for time freeze
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Granted, but you just get a frozen clock.

I wish for 3d animu grills
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Wished Granted, but no

I wish I was a singer
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You become one, but no one really appreciates your songs much, sadly. So you aren't very successful.

I wish i could turn into a loli
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Granted! But there are creepy. creepy. creepy people.

I wish I was could sleep while being covered in milk.
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Granted, you now super cute loli for forever. Also, you being fanserviced.

I wish to became my favorite waifu. (It's Utsuho Reiuji.)
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Granted, but then a memer will become a saiko and kill you.

I wish that this thread never existed, and that my version remained active. Burn
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