Granted -- but the implications of such a wish causes the wish-granter to prefer to invalidate all wishes.
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i wish for a house
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i wish for a house
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Granted -- but the wish doesn't work
i wish for a cookiecutterwishresponse
Granted. 
(Tbh, u should have seen this coming lmao)
I wish for infinite genies that grant me infinite wishes
(Tbh, u should have seen this coming lmao)
I wish for infinite genies that grant me infinite wishes
Granted but now you're one of them.
I wish to have a lot of cash.
I wish to have a lot of cash.
Granted, but your country's currency value is dropping a lot due to hyperinflation so you can only buy a pack of toilet tissue woth your cash.
I wish anime is real.
I wish anime is real.
Granted. It is called live-action adaptation
I wish for someone to butter my bread and call me a biscuit
I wish for someone to butter my bread and call me a biscuit
Granted, but now you're a literal biscuit and got eaten by that person. They also eats your buttered bread.
I wish for a bus to hit me.
I wish for a bus to hit me.
Granted, the bus driver gets arrested and now his family will be starved
I wish for the world to become a theme park
I wish for the world to become a theme park
Granted, all the rides break down and safety elements break as well
I wish to rank a beatmap
I wish to rank a beatmap
Granted. No one plays it though.
I hope people can understand each other.
I hope people can understand each other.
Granted, but now people can read what’s on your mind
I wish for my dad to come back
I wish for my dad to come back
Granted, but he tells you he never loved you and then go back.
I wish to be less doubtfull of my actions.
I wish to be less doubtfull of my actions.
Granted, but now you've lost the ability to doubt anyone or anything.
I wish you the best. Have a great day!
I wish you the best. Have a great day!
Granted, however they won't have a good day for an entire month.
I wish for the removal of any kind of gun in the world.
I wish for the removal of any kind of gun in the world.
Granted, but everyone uses swords now
i wish to live in a videogame
i wish to live in a videogame
Granted. You got transported to a horror game
I wish for world peace
I wish for world peace
Granted, the world is now peaceful without human.
I wish the color of banana is purple
I wish the color of banana is purple
Granted. Banana now will also taste like barney the dinosaur
I wish for rain in CA
I wish for rain in CA
Granted. Heavy rain will now endlessly fall on CA.
I wish for cheaper food, both on the market and production.
I wish for cheaper food, both on the market and production.
Granted. The world is now Venezuela
I wis 4 gud splellling
I wis 4 gud splellling
Granted, but now you're also good at spilling
I wish that Tohka Yatogami would sleep beside me every night
I wish that Tohka Yatogami would sleep beside me every night
Granted, but that's the only way you'll be able to ever interact with her.
If you try touching or talking to her, she'll disappear forever both in real life and in the fictional world. No one but you will remember her.
I wish for a life time supply of Coca-cola.
If you try touching or talking to her, she'll disappear forever both in real life and in the fictional world. No one but you will remember her.
I wish for a life time supply of Coca-cola.
Ahh, fuck you for that! Of course I'm going to want to talk to her and hug her and fuck her and shit!
Hence, I shall grant that wish, but it will be shipped from India. They make coke out of the precious freshwater sources, leaving less available for the poorer people that just live my drinking water. How do you feel now? You're inadvertently causing the suffering of over a billion people, you know?
I wish that my next date with my girlfriend will go perfectly.
Hence, I shall grant that wish, but it will be shipped from India. They make coke out of the precious freshwater sources, leaving less available for the poorer people that just live my drinking water. How do you feel now? You're inadvertently causing the suffering of over a billion people, you know?
I wish that my next date with my girlfriend will go perfectly.
Wish granted, but after your succesfull date your relationship will spiral down into a series of misunderstanding, fight, doubt and violence. Neither of you will be able to leave everything all behind and you will force yourself to make it work but no matter how hard you try it will still get worse and worse. You will end up having a child, but in the middle of all the fighting, his life is miserable and he shut himself from other forever onward, and ultimately dies meaninglessly as he ages.
I wish to get good grade this semester.
I wish to get good grade this semester.
How is that humanly possible? I'm literally the worst at everything, then.
Granted, but it was only in one useless subject, P.E., so you're still not going to find a fantastic profession.
I wish sliderbreaks didn't exist
Granted, but it was only in one useless subject, P.E., so you're still not going to find a fantastic profession.
I wish sliderbreaks didn't exist
granted, but 100s get removed entirely from the game
i wish to be a main character in an anime
i wish to be a main character in an anime
Granted, it's a Junji Ito adaptation.
I wish you good health
I wish you good health
granted! i am in the hospital with good life support
what? i got good life support and am in a hospital... that is good health right?
i wish i am animated
what? i got good life support and am in a hospital... that is good health right?
i wish i am animated
Granted. You're now two-dimensional. Have fun trying to do anything.
I wish for a new full-size mechanical keyboard
I wish for a new full-size mechanical keyboard
Granted, you are now a proud owner of the Wang 725-3488 with tactile Key Tronic foam and foil switches.
I wish for a nice meal.
I wish for a nice meal.
granted, but it will be the only one you'll ever have
i wish to travel somewhere
i wish to travel somewhere
Granted. An one-way ticket to hell, passenger you
I wish for wishes
I wish for wishes
Granted, wish away to your heart's content. But each wish you make will cause a random person whom you know to die, and no wish shall be able to change that.
I wish for endless suffering.
I wish for endless suffering.
Granted. You are now immortal. Not being able to die would mean your body would always feel pain, and you couldn't stop feeling it no matter what you did.
I wish I was taller. I'm only 184 cm tall.
I wish I was taller. I'm only 184 cm tall.
Granted, you're now 15-meter tall, walking around naked with no intelligence and eat humans for fun.
I wish i'm 184 cm tall
I wish i'm 184 cm tall
granted! your name now is 184 cm tall
i wish to have the ability to bring my drawings to life
i wish to have the ability to bring my drawings to life
granted, but they will try to replace you
i wish for something cool
i wish for something cool
Granted. Now the weather is permanently -50 C everywhere on earth.
I wish for an AI revolution that will replace humanity as a supperior species.
I wish for an AI revolution that will replace humanity as a supperior species.
Granted, but then humans revolted against the AIs and won, destroying every single synthetic life forms on earth.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.
I wish for some Dr. Pepper.