ColdTooth wrote:
gay orgy
peppy decided to have a gay orgy with the only men he considered the sexiest beasts in the world listed here:
peppy
And thus he engaged in a particularly pleasant experience one could not really call masturbation.
....
"I got a great idea!" peppy boasted as he pulled out a six pack of beer from the fridge. He walked upside down to his computer and pulled the plug on it, turning it on.
"I'll update osu! with my awesome idea!"
It was such a great idea that he deleted Feature Requests.
"This'll be the update to end all updates!" he cried as he furiously wrote cheap beer and drank code. The hours went on and a few people got mad over there not being anymore feature requests but nobody really seemed to mind. The lot that did started posting their ideas in GD, where confused mods banned them to oblivion. The rest went to Off-Topic and got flooded with pictures of batteries instead.
Anyway, peppy eventually finished his work and opened the oss.exe to test it out. peppy was greeted by the usual greeting voice, making him giddy to try out his new feature. He was squealing like a little girl about to get a tiara.
He hovered the cursor over a menu button using his osu! tablet.
The menu transitions with a wipe effect as he clicks on the menu button.
"YEEEEEEAH"
And he drank two more packs that night.
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