I feel that there is a misunderstanding in the air. Members seem to be trying to tell me what jobs to give them. This is pointless because as we all know, I am the perfect being and as such my judgement is perfect.
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Sign me up, Milord.
THELEWA
THELEWA
PRAISED BE THELEWA
THELEWA
THELEWA
PRAISED BE THELEWA
There isn't any way to show you with words, so just have this
I love You so much I have dreams of you streaming 220BPM with HR on me on the bed < 3
I love You so much I have dreams of you streaming 220BPM with HR on me on the bed < 3
i wish to join the thelewa fan club.
i will do anything he tells me to.
hail our lord and savior.
i will do anything he tells me to.
hail our lord and savior.
I apologize senpai ;-;thelewa wrote:
I feel that there is a misunderstanding in the air. Members seem to be trying to tell me what jobs to give them. This is pointless because as we all know, I am the perfect being and as such my judgement is perfect.
Forgive my brashness, I was an idiot to try and impose myself on your flawless will.thelewa wrote:
I feel that there is a misunderstanding in the air. Members seem to be trying to tell me what jobs to give them. This is pointless because as we all know, I am the perfect being and as such my judgement is perfect.
Your highness, I have a suggestion.
Would it be possible to make a new subreddit dedicated to you and/or the fanclub?
Surely a transcendent being as you should not be stuck with a silly small forum thread as this.
Would it be possible to make a new subreddit dedicated to you and/or the fanclub?
Surely a transcendent being as you should not be stuck with a silly small forum thread as this.
PRAISE THELEWA!!!!
Can i join??? :3
Can i join??? :3
>dissing off-topicsuperhero6 wrote:
Your highness, I have a suggestion.
Would it be possible to make a new subreddit dedicated to you and/or the fanclub?
Surely a transcendent being as you should not be stuck with a silly small forum thread as this.
This.Gragas wrote:
I CANT STOP BASKING IN THE GLORY OF THIS PICTURE.
X'D
Hello! I don't play osu! that often and don't know who you are but you have a really nice hair color and your username sounds cute so I'm willing to admire and worship you for many years to come. I believe that your grace may have even lead me to discover osu! You've yet to bestow any sort of divine wisdom upon me so I'm not sure what purpose this would serve, but I would guess that spinners train my endurance in case you need someone to jerk you off while you're playing osu! since you seem to use two hands to play.
I believe it is my destiny to be assigned some sort of position in your fan club. Evidence of this is that I've noticed you're from Finland and I'm trying to learn to speak Danish. This may seem meaningless at first, but I'm American so to me the Nordic countries are all the same thing to me, sort of like how all Spanish speaking countries make up Mexico or how Wales, England, and Scotland, and possibly the Irelands come together to form those stupid posh British redcoat scumbags that want to take my freedom away.
I humbly ask you to please give me a position in your fan club, and to know that I will do anything you ask of me. Yes, even that.
Sincerely, brad5452
I believe it is my destiny to be assigned some sort of position in your fan club. Evidence of this is that I've noticed you're from Finland and I'm trying to learn to speak Danish. This may seem meaningless at first, but I'm American so to me the Nordic countries are all the same thing to me, sort of like how all Spanish speaking countries make up Mexico or how Wales, England, and Scotland, and possibly the Irelands come together to form those stupid posh British redcoat scumbags that want to take my freedom away.
I humbly ask you to please give me a position in your fan club, and to know that I will do anything you ask of me. Yes, even that.
Sincerely, brad5452
brad5452 wrote:
or how Wales, England, and Scotland, and possibly the Irelands come together to form those stupid posh British redcoat scumbags that want to take my freedom away.
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I am considering getting Tom96 to make APv2 so that I can properly gauge the adoration of my fans.Vexy wrote:
Excuse me oh almighty lewa for I do no mean to question the current AP system, but it has come to my attention that a lot of users have been farming AP by submitting lots of one-line posts instead of a well rounded full-post (or FP for short).
I believe in a future where a NEW adoration point system is in place, an APv2 where users will be awarded more AP based on the quality of their post, and not just how many posts they submit in general (for it is what the one and only lewa deserves).
But for the moment APv1 is doing its job just fine.
The barbecue night is tomorrow.
Topic Starter
Please stand completely still while the Adoration Point measuring robots are doing their work. Failure to do so may result in losing an eye.
I was so hyped I couldn't stand still and now I'm blind.
So worth it, this scar will always be a memory about the great lewa-sama
So worth it, this scar will always be a memory about the great lewa-sama
~ ~ ~ALL HAIL LEWA~ ~ ~
My 1 month training in massuer o'ry in High school will surely be able to relax your body
Although my training is still insufficient may I rejuvenate your body with my massage o "Great Lewa"
My 1 month training in massuer o'ry in High school will surely be able to relax your body
Although my training is still insufficient may I rejuvenate your body with my massage o "Great Lewa"
thelewa is love, thelewa is life. all hail thelewa.
he's the best person in the entire universe. seriously.
he's the best person in the entire universe. seriously.
excuse me, it seems like you're having problems with my beautiful systemVexy wrote:
Excuse me oh almighty lewa for I do no mean to question the current AP system, but it has come to my attention that a lot of users have been farming AP by submitting lots of one-line posts instead of a well rounded full-post (or FP for short).
I believe in a future where a NEW adoration point system is in place, an APv2 where users will be awarded more AP based on the quality of their post, and not just how many posts they submit in general (for it is what the one and only lewa deserves).
please proceed to the door on your left and kindly die in fire
APv1 is everything you'll ever need. APv1 is love. APv1 is life. APv1 is lewa.
lewa is love. life is love. i don't know where i'm going with this
With this post I apply as official story writer about the life of the(glorious)lewa, so that no one will ever forget his awesomeness.
finally people realise that thelewa is the best person in the entire universe.
I hardly ever come to write anything in this forum full of peasants, but here I am to appreciate thelewa our ray of light to praise 
doro_old_1
dude nice
Let me join god damnit! 
D
Dexcuse me, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior thelewa?