Our lewa, who art in heaven, thelewa be thy name, thy PP come, thy PP be done, in Osu! as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily PP, and forgive us of our chokes, as we forgive those who choke against us, and lead us not into farming, but deliver us from training.
Praise the Lord and everlasting lewa, praise his sons, the fanclub, and praise the holy PP, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the PP, man would not have conquered the world, and the world would be lost to Cookiezi.
At the tablet, thelewa took his pen, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, thelewa took his keyboard, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."
PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THELEWA