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is the free "blowjobs for lewa guy" position taken yet
im pretty good at those
im pretty good at those
IppE
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Sonatora has been named "Writer of Gospel" for his dedication to spreading my glory through written work.
Matu has been named "Artisan of Physical Adoration" for his skill in playing the flute.
Ippe has been accepted on trial for the job of "Basking Instructor" for his outspoken nature.
Matu has been named "Artisan of Physical Adoration" for his skill in playing the flute.
Ippe has been accepted on trial for the job of "Basking Instructor" for his outspoken nature.
does anyone else watch thelewas replays for atleast an hour after waking up everyday
Can I join? 
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Deployement of the Adoration Point measuring robots has begun. Please stand completely still while these handcrafted machines of mine inspect the true depth of your adoration for me. Getting a bad score may result in not getting an invite to the barbecue night.
This is probably the best idea you ever had.
ADD ME PLEASE
HAIL LEWA SENPAI
ADD ME PLEASE
HAIL LEWA SENPAI
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deadbeat has for now been denied entry into the fan club. Spending a month in a rehabilitation camp will be required before he can apply again.
The rehabilitation camp is a completely voluntary camp where people will learn to adore and bask in my glory through rigorous training.
The rehabilitation camp is a completely voluntary camp where people will learn to adore and bask in my glory through rigorous training.
Can I take position of Official Warm-up Shitmapper? Or something like that
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Akali has been named "Elite Mapper" for his work in making maps that challenge me slightly. Disregard all the other false "Elite Mappers" you may see.
I will lick you by accident in ways you didn't know you liked.
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Sadly we already have an "Artisan of Physical Adoration", GhostFrog. You have still been accepted into the fan club, however.
Please let me join I am going to sing stuff for you if you want
Because you are a very nice guy and I love you
Because you are a very nice guy and I love you
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Everyone who shows promise will be accepted. You showed promise and as such you were accepted into my fan club.
Can I be Dispenser of all things Lewa?
I will market merchandise such as thelewa!tablet, HDHR pen, and hisholylewa's metronome. Of course I won't sell shitty DT goods.
Of course all proceeds will be used to spread the glory that is thelewa.
I will market merchandise such as thelewa!tablet, HDHR pen, and hisholylewa's metronome. Of course I won't sell shitty DT goods.
Of course all proceeds will be used to spread the glory that is thelewa.
Praise TheLewa!
You wouldn't mind making me your missionary to spread the glorious word about our true senpai?
You wouldn't mind making me your missionary to spread the glorious word about our true senpai?
ALL HAIL THE MYSTICAL GOD LEWA! MAYBE ONE DAY HE WILL TEACH ME TO DEFEAT AIRMAN! HE MAY EVEN TEACH US ALL HOW TO BE BEAUTIFUL AND HOW TO LOVE OUR SELVES VIA THE METHOD OF MASTURBATION.
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Worthlessx3 has been named "Leader of the Choir" for his promise of spreading my praise in the form of soundwaves.
All hail lewa, for he the only one who may lead us through our way.
btw, can i join? i promise i'll lick up your feet every once in a while
btw, can i join? i promise i'll lick up your feet every once in a while
THELEWA ILY SENPAI
Allow me to join mighty lewa
I've been told I give great massages
I've been told I give great massages
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theLiminator has been named "Head of Costly Adoration" for his skills in selling my glorious wares. All funds obtained will be used to better the fan club.
Trehorna123 has been named "Missionary". The first of many to come, hopefully. Prospects of this job include the possible promotion to "Bishop".
Trehorna123 has been named "Missionary". The first of many to come, hopefully. Prospects of this job include the possible promotion to "Bishop".
all HAIL THElewa-senpai, our osu!std god
allow me to join lord thelewa's fan club
thelewa is a lord, thelewa is my life, thelewa is sexy
voluntarily i'll be lord thelewa's maid
allow me to join lord thelewa's fan club
thelewa is a lord, thelewa is my life, thelewa is sexy
voluntarily i'll be lord thelewa's maid
Thelewa is love
Thelewa is life
I Wanna praise Thelewa
Thelewa notice me
Thelewa add me
Thelewa love me
Thelewa is life
I Wanna praise Thelewa
Thelewa notice me
Thelewa add me
Thelewa love me
Shall that be the motto of the fan club?TheBurningFox wrote:
Thelewa is love
Thelewa is life
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Justin- has been named "Preacher of my Glory" for his fervent preaching of my glory.
Nikkumi has been named "Adoring Masseuse" for his skills in giving relaxing massages.
Mindfang has been accepted into the fan club in order to keep her under surveillance. The robots inform me that her Adoration Points are suspiciously low, leading me to suspect that she might not be honest in praising me. Do not tell her that she is under surveillance.
Nikkumi has been named "Adoring Masseuse" for his skills in giving relaxing massages.
Mindfang has been accepted into the fan club in order to keep her under surveillance. The robots inform me that her Adoration Points are suspiciously low, leading me to suspect that she might not be honest in praising me. Do not tell her that she is under surveillance.
Praise our god Lewa.
I created "thelewa"attribute T_T
I thought up many m-m-m-m-mo-mo-mo-MOE THINGS ABOUT YOU.
I thought up many m-m-m-m-mo-mo-mo-MOE THINGS ABOUT YOU.
Someone should make a banner for this fan club. I can try, but it will look terrible with my lack of artistic talent.
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HaiK has been named "Speaker of Glorious Facts" for his work in finding and spreading facts about my glory.