1. delete all unnecessary lines (instead of using [size] or [b] or whatever)
2. try to keep quotes under 10 lines
3. don't include reactions unless it's part of the lolness
4. don't quote yourself
5. don't complain about quotes being not funny - everyone has a different sense of humour
6. don't complain in the thread about breaking the rules.

08/03/27 wrote:

<TiZ> What time is it on the planet of Australia?
<awp> 2:16 am
<TiZ> Oh
<awp> 2:17 am
<Vic> xD
<TiZ> That's pretty late
<Vic> Yup
<awp> not for peppy
<awp> That's like dinner time for him
<awp> nutjob
<TiZ> XD
<Vic> xD

08/03/27 wrote:

<Kai> is ok to update peppy?
<peppy> yeah
<peppy> go for it
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<Kai> lol
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<Kai> Kai|Bancho
<Kai> lol
<awp> Kail 'Em All
<awp> I see the difference already
<awp> osu is no longer capitalized in the address
<Kai> hmm
<awp> look out Kai
<Kai> my stats keeps at loading stats
<awp> that makes you susceptible to GAY
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<LuigiHan> I havent dranked since my birthday
* Slain087-osu tosses Longiner a green tea bottle
<LuigiHan> and thatb was in augest
<LuigiHan> so whatever
<Loginer> I can't do anything useful without some soda/snacks/both. ;_;
<Loginer> YAY
* Loginer finds Snickers
<LuigiHan> you guus are funnu
<LuigiHan> t
<LuigiHan> y
<LuigiHan> loginers jokes are funny when I mm drunk
<LuigiHan> lol
<LuigiHan> hzhaahahaha
<LuigiHan> heheheh
<Loginer> ^_^
<Loginer> Wait a minute... >______________>
<Loginer> ;_____________________;
<Slain087-osu> .......
<peppy> loginer realises the harsh truth
<LuigiHan> I actually laughted out ,loughed there
<LuigiHan> hee hee!
<LuigiHan> heeeeeeeeee
* Loginer becomes an hero
<Slain087-osu> you have your shield of verbatim?

08/03/31 wrote:

<XutaWoo-osu> "Doki" appearantly means "anger" or "wrath."
<awp> idk I'll just say let's ask the native speakers of the language
<Fox-osu> Anger Anger Panic?
<Flamerokz-osu> I gotta say, a heartbeat sound seems to relate more to panic
<peppy> dokidoki is like... heart-racing?
<peppy> wild?
<awp> <awp> I guess like "racing heart" maybe
<awp> score
<awp> Dokidoki Majoshinpan = "Exciting" witch trial
<peppy> throb
<peppy> pounding
<peppy> racing
<peppy> feel excited
<peppy> freaky
<awp> sexed up
<peppy> beat fast
<awp> Sexed up panic!
<peppy> haha
<awp> beat fast
<peppy> that was dictionary
<peppy> definitions
<awp> one player mode
<awp> of sexed up

08/04/03 wrote:

<RatherDashing42-osu> How can I tell the filesize of an osz before submitting it?
<peppy> look at the directory
<awp> Exporting it manually
<awp> or that
<peppy> the beatmap's directory
<peppy> or that
<peppy> ;p
<awp> lol

08/04/04 wrote:

*** peppy-osu [osu@192.168.0.47] has joined #osu
* peppy-osu is playing Sukima Switch - Kireida [Insane]
* awp is watching peppy
<peppy-osu> liar
<awp> Did that wrong times two.
* Cecilthemos-osu is watching peppy
<Cecilthemos-osu> Too good to miss
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<awp> hahahahahahaha
<Kai> lol
<peppy> lol
<Kai> the spec bug

09:50 < [TiZ]> Okay guys.
09:51 < [TiZ]> I'm going to transform into poop now.
09:51 -!- [TiZ] is now known as Gabe
09:51 < Gabe> Hi guys!
09:51 < Gabe> That's great news, Peppy Hare.
09:52 < Gabe> I'm a beautiful shrine maiden.
09:52 < Gabe> It's from Bowser! Toasters toast toast!
09:52 -!- Gabe is now known as [TiZ]
09:53 < [TiZ]> I'm gonna vomit.

10:00 <@peppy> omg
10:00 <@peppy> lolllll
10:00 <@peppy> i thoguht i was in osu editor
10:00 <@peppy> but it was a scfreenshot on the changelog threa
10:00 <@peppy> d
10:00 <@peppy> >.>

<Echo> shinn what's up?
<Echo> why did you throw your computer out the window
<shinn> My computer is now running the speed of snail
<Echo> haha
<shinn> I live in the third floor... I wonder what woud happen to my computer when I chuck it out of the Window...
<Echo> you'd get arrested for murder
<P-Drogan> ...
<mattyu007-osu> hi!
<shinn> o.O
<mattyu007-osu> XD
<mattyu007-osu> lol

08/04/07 wrote:

* buraimaster1234-osu is playing KOTOKO - agony [Insane] -Easy
<James> yay play with easy so that you wont outscore me
<buraimaster1234-osu> lol
<buraimaster1234-osu> ;P
<James> but i think you at #1 already
<awp> pff
<awp> buraimaster1234 is just a clever alt of Saturos'
<James> hes like FOE
<buraimaster1234-osu> ?
<James> stalking silently
<awp> while Saturos holds all the top spots for higher difficulties
<James> then poof, hes at #2
<awp> burai's claiming the rest
<James> yep
<awp> Saturos is known for giving the little guy a fair chance and not even playing easier difficulties
<awp> but there's still that lost opportunity
<awp> that curiosity
<awp> that desire to crush everyone at EVERYTHING
<awp> and so his alter-ego, burai, was manifested
<buraimaster1234-osu> ...
<awp> I really don't see a more plausable alternative to that theory
<chan> lol, maybe it's time to give it up satorus
<chan> *saturos
<chan> the gig's up
<chan> mmm
<awp> I commend your balls for trying to sneak this past detective awp

<HishoHiro-osu> I'm a fag. (!)

awp wrote:

<HishoHiro-osu> I'm a fag. (!)

irc wrote:

<awp> bye irc be back later with brw and rickroll
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<Sinistro> bye
<Neolex-osu> cya.
<mtmcl> (Except awp. i don't love awp. I just didn't want to tell him that)
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<eirrol-osu> it's back up again
<eirrol-osu> That's why wifi sucks
<eirrol-osu> ooooooooo
<awp> I can read the homepage you know
<HishoHiro-osu> AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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<mtmcl> LOL
<HishoHiro-osu> WHO DARE UUUU
<mtmcl> I love awp so much.
<Neolex-osu> pwned.
<mtmcl> awp is amazing.

irc wrote:

<mr_gamer-osu> hi
<mr_gamer-osu> i'm new here
<mattyu007-osu> haii
<mr_gamer-osu> don't hack me
<mattyu007-osu> welcome to osu!
<Loginer> >:)
<mr_gamer-osu> ;_;
<Cecilthemos> Loginer, don't.
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<buraimaster1234-osu> Hello, and welcome!
<Loginer> ...didn't have to.
<Cecilthemos> you made him leave, nice one.
<Loginer>
<Frost-osu> someone give the guy that hax the ban hammer
<Loginer> ....
<Loginer> I'M ME
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<Loginer> Wait, him
<Loginer> Or am I?
<mattyu007-osu> ...........
<Loginer> Also, I'm mod.
<buraimaster1234-osu> ................
<Loginer> AND op.
<mattyu007-osu> lol

irc wrote:

( peppy|hax ) sure - you can just spam in here or whatever
( grarrr ) i cant copy and paste from the msgbox
( peppy|hax ) yeah you can
( peppy|hax ) just hit ctrl-c
( grarrr ) ---------------------------
( grarrr ) ---------------------------
( grarrr ) An error occurred retrieving the latest update information:
( grarrr ) System.Net.WebException: The underlying connection was closed: An unexpected error occurred on a receive. ---> System.IO.IOException: Unable to read data from the transport connection: An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host. ---> System.Net.Sockets.SocketException: An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host
( grarrr ) at System.Net.Sockets.Socket.Receive(Byte[] buffer, Int32 offset, Int32 size, SocketFlags socketFlags)
( grarrr ) at System.Net.Sockets.NetworkStream.Read(Byte[] buffer, Int32 offset, Int32 size)
( grarrr ) --- End of inner exception stack trace ---
( grarrr ) at System.Net.Sockets.NetworkStream.Read(Byte[] buffer, Int32 offset, Int32 size)
( grarrr ) at System.Net.PooledStream.Read(Byte[] buffer, Int32 offset, Int32 size)
( grarrr ) at System.Net.Connection.SyncRead(HttpWebRequest request, Boolean userRetrievedStream, Boolean probeRead)
( grarrr ) --- End of inner exception stack trace ---
( grarrr ) at System.Net.HttpWebRequest.GetResponse()
( grarrr ) at osu.Online.StringNetRequest.Perform()
( grarrr ) at osu.Online.NetManager.PerformRequest(Object _threadCtx)
( grarrr ) ---------------------------
( grarrr ) OK
( grarrr ) ---------------------------
( grarrr ) holy
( peppy|hax ) tis a strange one
( James ) i know what happened, an error occured.
( peppy|hax ) lol james r smrt
( chan|cho ) james, you should handle all bug reports from now on
( James ) of kourse
( James ) hahahahaha
( chan|cho ) things would progress much quicker
( grarrr ) hahaha

<awp> yeah well the person nearest to me is a total stranger
<awp> take that >=(
<RyuMamoru-osu> make a new friend? =p
<peppy> TAKE THAT!
<peppy> (urggh... could this be the end?
<awp> ./spikey
<peppy> after we've come this far...)
<awp> Are your trials always like that?
<peppy> *mia pops out of thin air*
<awp> ...Yes, unfortunately.
<awp> Like you're at the bottom of a lake
<awp> constantly swimming for the surface
<awp> but you can never quite reach it
<awp> WHY CAN'T I GET A NORMAL CLIENT
<awp> WITH A NORMAL CASE
<awp> FOR ONCE
<awp> It's never "I'm being accused of stealing something"
<awp> It's never "This person says I broke into their place after hours"
<awp> Or "I was accused of vandalising this or that"
<RyuMamoru-osu> or "she says I came over her fence and vandalized their garden"
<RyuMamoru-osu> "can you please help me judge judy?!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<awp> it's always something like "I'm being accused of murdering the last of a dying bloodline with the ancient relic of a long-lost civilization by the Emperor of China and King Kong in order to provide a distraction for my accomplice, a professor of forensic science who is also a monkey organizing a bank heist to fuel the budget for a space program that will allow our overlord, and Mistress, Meg Aman to enslave the human race from a battlestation on the moon"
<awp> HELP ME PHOENIX
<awp> I'LL TAKE THE CASE!
<RyuMamoru-osu> OBJECTION
<awp> ./pose
<RyuMamoru-osu> this napkin has bloodstains from the mesquito that dined on the judge who was standing in the corner over there during the time of the murder!
<awp> and then Edgeworth will show up with blueprints for a rocket found in the monkey's home that illustrate the mark of an independant contractor that nobody's heard of, who ends up being the distant cousin of the bank teller that the monkey robs, who used to be married to Meg Aman and had to pay her half of his net worth
<awp> and from there it just gets convoluted and confusing and hard to follow
<awp> and then gumshoe warms our hearts <3

03:32 <@peppy> wow
03:32 <@peppy> rain
03:33 <@peppy> wooooow
03:33 <@peppy> HEAVY rain
03:34 < neolex-osu> indoors?
03:35 <@peppy> nah
03:35 <@peppy> but very loud
03:35 < neolex-osu> cool
03:35 < neolex-osu> beatmap it.

* neolex-osu is playing t+pazolite feat. - Okkusenman (Hardcore Mix) [Hard] -Easy -NoFail -HalfTime
<neolex-osu> shit.
* neolex-osu is playing t+pazolite feat. - Okkusenman (Hardcore Mix) [Hard]
<awp> lol
<neolex-osu> and i phailed.....
<awp> back you go again
* neolex-osu is Evolving....
* neolex-osu Evolved into PHAIL.

04:38 MetalSonic3: gee, it sure is boring around here
04:38 HishoHiro: Yeah.
04:39 MetalSonic3: i just wonder what gaaaaanons up to
04:40 neolex: my king, ganon and his minions have taken over http://osu.ppy.sh
04:41 MetalSonic3: hmmm, how can wii help?
04:41 neolex: It is written: only link can defeat Loginer.
04:42 HishoHiro: :O
04:42 MetalSonic3: Great! I'll grab my beatmaps!
04:42 neolex: there's no time, your Osume.exe is enough, Let's get going!
04:43 neolex: squaddila! we're off!
04:43 MetalSonic3: whaaaaaaat are all those osu! players?*
04:44 neolex: those are the forums of evil, choose where you want to post
04:45 MetalSonic3: i quess i better get posting!

<MetalSonic3> YOU ARE A PIE
<MetalSonic3> YAR YAR etc
<mattyu007> ...............
<mattyu007> neolex is pie?
<MetalSonic3> in your face
*neolex evolved into PIE
<mattyu007> oOOOOOOo
<mattyu007> PIEE!
*DarkSerge is playing Bloodhound Gang - Three Point One Four [Hard]
<mattyu007> CAN I EAT IT??!?!?!
*neolex has already eaten neolex
<mattyu007> .....
<MetalSonic3> it's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubees
<mattyu007> ate yourself>
<MetalSonic3> lol
<mattyu007> awww
<mattyu007> i wanted to eat the pie
<mattyu007>
<MetalSonic3> gee, i sure have nothing better to do with my life 8D
*neolex has bubbaloo.
<mattyu007> sigh
<neolex> Life?
<neolex> Overrated shit.
<mattyu007> lol
<MetalSonic3> bbqsauce
*DarkSerge is playing AA-Chino - Mighty Buddy [Normal+]
<mattyu007> ......
<mattyu007> where did that come from?
<MetalSonic3> from teh internets
<mattyu007> lol

<shinn> I don't have osu with me...
<shinn> I play osu from thumb drive
<shinn> and
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<MusicFan> mmhmm...
<shinn> I left my thumbdrive at school...
<hadoken_zero-osu> i tried osu on my friends tablet
<MusicFan> oh dear XD
<hadoken_zero-osu> =pure win
<shinn> I wanna try it on the school interactive whiteboard
<shinn> yet
<MusicFan> that one?
<hadoken_zero-osu> yeah!!!
<shinn> if the teacher finds out...
<MusicFan> that'd be awesome
<hadoken_zero-osu> that would be kool
<shinn> I"M SCREWED!
<MusicFan> oh booger XD
<hadoken_zero-osu> ?
<MusicFan> look at the order
<hadoken_zero-osu> haha

19:59 < Loginer> ...
19:59 < teKET> ...
19:59 < Loginer> O.o
19:59 < teKET> o.O
20:00 < Echo> O.O
20:00 < teKET> o.o
20:00 < Echo> x.x
20:00 < teKET> X.x
20:00 < Echo> x.X
20:00 < teKET> X.X
20:00 < Loginer> O_.
20:00 < Echo> ...

<shinn> I wanna try it on the school interactive whiteboard

17:24 < mtmcl> Ugh. I'm in the mood for an easy map.
17:25 * mtmcl|cho is playing DM Ashura - MAX FOREVER [Insane]

17:15 < EiJi> I have IRC logs all the way back to Oct 07
17:16 < peppy> i have irc logs back to when i was a child ;/

irc wrote:

( P-Drogan-osu ) ermm.... can anyone test my map here?: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2269
( Vic-osu ) sure
! Vic-osu is playing L'Arc~en~Ciel - READY STEADY GO [Normal]

<James> U U UWA UWA
<awp> It's the mating call of the James
<awp> here we can see in the onset of the warming spring season
<awp> the James is looking to breed
<awp> but will it find a mate?
<Vic> OSHI--
<awp> Let's listen for a returning call
* Vic sets up radar
<Loginer> WA WA U U UWA
<awp> Now this is odd indeed: a Lolginer, the natural enemy of the James, is giving chase to the James' call
<awp> is this a predatory trick, or a very confused specimen?
<Loginer> I'm tricking him.
* Loginer goes to sleep
<awp> It seems the Lolginer does infact seek to mate with the James. Let's give them some privacy.
<Loginer> O_O"
<awp> Oh my! The lolginer's cries indicate that it will certainly feel sore in the morning, hohoho!

<mattyu007|osu> theres a slider that looks like a checkmark
<mattyu007|osu> yea
<awp|osu> satching on 2x speed
<awp|osu> HE IS SO AWESOME
<awp|osu> go go go
<mattyu007|osu> the recoeved frames grreen thing is starting to get annoying
<mattyu007|osu> i cant see what im typing
<mattyu007|osu> o.O
<mattyu007|osu> 26 combo?
<awp|osu> did you hold the shotgun cock?
<mattyu007|osu> .................?
<mattyu007|osu> comone
<mattyu007|osu> dont crash on me now, spec
<Saturos> yeah i did awp :<
<mattyu007|osu> YOU'RE KIDDING
<awp|osu> it always fails to get the end
<awp|osu> and yeah looks like you held it
<mattyu007|osu> NOOOO
<mattyu007|osu>
<awp|osu> I found something fun to do
<mattyu007|osu> lol
<awp|osu> play along with Saturos
<Saturos> fails to get to the end because i stopped
<Saturos>

12:44 < EiJi> You gonna mod this map, Echo? Or were you just playing it?
[PM] 12:44 <peppy> its a trap

<[TiZ]> Look at this fucking cookie!
<awp> HOLY TIZZLE
<[TiZ]> It's so fucking hude
<[TiZ]> huge*
<awp> hold it up
<Vic> T.T
<[TiZ]> Step up to the plate like a real man and swallow down these bitches godamn
<awp> can we chew
<[TiZ]> Don't eat fruit 'cos fruit's for fuckin' pansies
<Reikin-osu> I'm lost
<[TiZ]> NO YOU DON'T FUCKING CHEW
<[TiZ]> ONE FUCKING GULP, BITCH
<[TiZ]> FUCK
<awp> CRUSH
<awp> and destroy
<awp> and crumble and nibble
<[TiZ]> Your friends will wanna mooch this shit so you gotta beat their asses, fuck!
<awp> beat them with the cookie
<awp> add insult to bakery
<awp> injury*
<[TiZ]> LMFAO
<[TiZ]> You just won the internet.
<awp> ~
* [TiZ] applauds.

IRC wrote:

21:54 awp: I need me sum winxp drivers for my bluetooth
21:54 awp: peppy did
21:54 demondras: :O
21:54 awp: and only peppy
21:54 demondras: he make it online, rox
21:54 awp: because he never gives up
21:54 awp: and trusts his instincts

<Loginer>Oh my.
<Loginer> A DOUBLE M&M
<Hamtier-osu> O_O
<Hamtier-osu> ....
<Loginer> I'm holding it...
<Loginer> WHAT IF IT EATS ME FIRST
<awp> Loginer that would be your nutsack
<oyeah1988-osu> lol
<Loginer> Nope.
<Loginer> It's blue.
<Loginer>
<awp> oh
<awp> what about the M&Ms