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jesse1412

Brian OA wrote:

akimbo 8-)
you a-speaking ma lingo 8-)
jesse1412

Brian OA wrote:

armadillo
Cantonese school children dying slowly in a fire.
jesse1412

Brian OA wrote:

Pillow
I had sex with a ^
Bweh
Then the Lord said to Noah, “Come into the ark, you and all your household, because I have seen that you are righteous before Me in this generation. 2 You shall take with you seven each of every clean animal, a male and his female; two each of animals that are unclean, a male and his female; 3 also seven each of birds of the air, male and female, to keep the species alive on the face of all the earth. 4 For after seven more days I will cause it to rain on the earth forty days and forty nights, and I will destroy from the face of the earth all living things that I have made.”
Bweh
The Wind in the Willows
Vuelo Eluko

jesus1412 wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

armadillo
Cantonese school children dying slowly in a fire.
directed by Michael Bay
Bweh
Fate/stay in the Kitchen
AutoMedic
I made a slim shedy thred


am i kool yet gaiz
ColdTooth
ur kul
Bweh
polio
Trash Boat
you were already cool, Sonatora.
Bweh
"RIN, EXECUTE HUMAN JUKE BOX MODE 244, DROP THAT PHAT BEAT"

"..Did you just call me fat?"

"No, I was talking about you doing that thing with your mouth"

"..."

"No, nothing like that, I mean music wise"

"Oh, I see. You want me to do that rhythm thing while you read poetry"

"Err... it's called RAP"

"Word"

"What?"

"Word."

"Whatever, just do it."

Rin starts making a funky beat with her mouth.

"Yo Yo check it, My name is Hisao, Child of the broken Heart, mess with me and you'll feel like a little tart, I HNNNGGG when you kiss me, I HNNNRRRGGGG when you miss me, I smack a bitch when you dis me, Alright."

You start making a beat with you mouth and look over towards Rin.

"Hmm..? Oh, I get a crack at it?"

"Lay it on me"

"Lay what?"

"Just shut up, and start rapping"

"You're giving me two conflicting responses here."

"RAP"

"Alight, here it goes, my name is Rin, I get trapped in a Bin, some say that's a sin, but not as bad as my evil twin. I'm here with Hisao, who's pants smell like play-doh, I'd rather eat a potato, but I'd rather throw a rotten Tomato."

"And thus we rap like bros"

"Cause I have no fingers, but lots of toes"

"The school they say "OH NOES""

"When I start lawnmover and learn how to mows"

"What?"

"Butt"

"No, you mow the lawn?"

"From dust til Dawn"

"Stop that"

"Not until you call me unfat"

"Orange."

"Touche"

And thus the rap ends, pretty much a failure, but it was fun while it lasted.
You call it a day.
You've got Frankengoldstein to read, hopefully Kenji won't be there when you go to pick it up.
Bweh
Decepticons on wheel chairs
AutoMedic
IKEA
Bweh
If you need to ask you're probably not
Bweh
I almost got raped by Mirlo
AutoMedic

Brian OA wrote:

If you need to ask you're probably not
That was sarcasm
Bweh
Baffling beaner bans
Bweh
You can't win a war like this one

Especially when we consider what's at stake
Bweh
That was pretty uncool either way
Rantai
Obligatory Nope.
Bweh
69, I've got bingo
jesse1412

Brian OA wrote:

69, I've got bingo
Well suck my dick I'm a filthy gringo.
AutoMedic
yes
jesse1412
thread ruined, let this one die.
jesse1412
silm is my waifu back the fuck off gaylord
Bweh
I can't do that when you're fucking a flamingo
jesse1412
Benevolent boner brick bashing
jesse1412
I don't know what a mirlo is but I hope it was strong enough to give you the aids
Bweh
Threads can't die if you don't let that fly
How about you come by and show these faggots how to rhyme
jesse1412
paraplegic spider man, savior of no one
Bweh
Oh this is a fight for slimbutt?

Okay you can have him; I'm out
Bweh
Deadpool getting blowjobs from piranhas
Bweh
I got that from ur mum
Bweh
Best buttblasting binge biting brother
jesse1412
"mom"

"what is it honey?"

"I have to leave home to become a faggot"

"you're a faggot, faggot"

"mom I know I'm a faggot"

"no faggot, you've been a faggot since birth, we all are. Check your name and check your privileges"

"mom I'm not a faggot, my name is faggot smith analfistmeplea-... oh my god"

"see son, you're a faggot"

"faggot.."

"faggot"

"mom you're a faggot"
jesse1412
I have no reply.
jesse1412
hairy arse hole forum posts
jesse1412
Ezekiel 23:19Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals – as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
jesse1412
It's been a while since I tried a different routine though
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