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The Gambler
Noise is sound, and sound is music. Does that mean noise=music?
Conor
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The Gambler

Conor wrote:

Static Noise = Bird.
You mean B1rd?

OT: Conor is Conor is Conor is SS

Nuff said
Treekii
The person above me is the 999th dagambler
The Gambler
The above specimen is a special tree of the pizzeria-consuming Lolitamus moepiens.
Conor
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The Gambler
My sig is centered, and is centered signaturely so
Critical Dude
The name of this thread is "Captain Obvious", the reason as to why it is called so should be pretty obvious.
If you are unable to understand why it is obvious, then let me explain it simply.
The aim of this thread is to post sentences, explanations, theories or phrases that are or should be already known (thus making them 'obvious'), for example: "Hats are worn on your head". This example demonstrates how this thread works; a member of this site will enter this thread and post information that is already known to most or all users on this forum.
That is all I have to say about this thread and its objective, please feel free to ask me any questions relating to this thread. However there is a 90% chance that I will ignore you as I am not a moderator for this site.

Thank you :P
The Gambler
You use muscles to produce facial contortions capable of inciting emotions of euphoria, relaxation and contentment. I call it smiling
Critical Dude
The word "Critical" means to express adverse or disapproving comments or judgements.
Whereas the word "Dude" means a man; a guy (often used as a form of address).

Therefore if we used these two words together, we will end up with "Critical Dude" which means a male that expresses unfavourable comments (like moi).
The Gambler
Critical comments are critical, dude

Nuff said...
Critical Dude
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The Gambler
Trust me, I'm a liar.
chaee
Dagambler's a liar
Critical Dude
Fun fact: Did you know that you are warm-blooded?
The Gambler
Performing a laceration of the subcutaneous layer of the human body leads to undesirable hemorraging. #IHatePaperCuts
Critical Dude
Fun Fact: You're alive!
Treekii
The person above me has a fine moustache
chaee
Loli struggles to eat pizza ;o;
The Gambler
This thread has become "Comment on above avatar"
KokoaCrunch

dagambler999 wrote:

This thread has become "Comment on above avatar"
duh~
Treekii
This is a post
The Gambler
Shitposting requires the artful mastery of performing the laborious task of implementing precise keystrokes aimed at provoking thoughts of comedic, and usually satiric, commentaries of the original post.
FillinFaye
dagambler999 is a gambler
The Gambler
Gamblers gamble their money, or whatever happens to be on their hand.
chaee
Mods are peppy's minions
The Gambler
inb4gettingbannedforrevealingpeppy'ssecrets

A hitcircle is a circle meant to be hit.
Critical Dude
A circle is actually round!
[ Mephisto ]
Seaweed is from Sea
Critical Dude
Bet you couldn't tell but my name is "Critical Dude".
The Gambler
Critical dude has gone critical. A crisis indeed :)
chaee
I have many piercings
gadrin
There is no 7 in the word orange
-SayaKai
I have apples
Critical Dude
I was quite shocked to find out about this 'bizarre' news.
Did you know that colour of an orange is actually orange?
Kyno
we drink water
Critical Dude
We DO NOT drink water using our nose
FillinFaye
Snot is in our nose
chaee
Faye is spamming
FillinFaye
Faye is typing
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