Hello fellow osu! players 
As I have been reading through this forum I decided to do a quick summary of answers to all questions being asked in this forum to stop them from being asked all the time.
Firstly, if you do not want to read through all questions you can either ctrl+f or you can look at this picture which will make your life a lot better.
EDIT: Did not expect people to actually reply to this, it was intended to be somewhat of a parody of this forum in general, also sorry if it was not clearn enough ^^
Isokasapupuja - Fixed ur name
iWhorse - Most people posting here have very little game time and are complaining that they can't play songs they are not even supposed to be able to beat yet.
Q: I cant stream/aim/have good accuracy blabla bla
A: Play more.
Q: My hand hurts, I can't improve etc.
A: Change hand position if it hurts, duh... play more! Also mabye you play too much, take a break and watch some animu/ecchi/drink coffee, I have no idea what you do to relax.
Q: What is the best tablet area?
A: There is no, whatever you like....play more!
Q: Mouse, best dpi/settings whatever
A: It really does not matter but you should disable mouse acceleration (Yes I know there is a few people who can play good with mouse acceleration on but seriously dont, trust me, Im a bird.) Some people like a high dpi and some like a low dpi, play with whichever you like the most, why relearn muscle memory if you do not have too? If you change something, do not expect to play better instantly, you still have to practise to get good so well...PLAY MORE!
Q: Why am I not improving?
A: I assume you have a very low playcount (below 10k) and you probably dont play a lot either, if you play over 300 songs per day and are still not improving you are doing something wrong, check answers to questions further up.. And yes PLAY MORE!
Q: I can't read this or this AR/OD/CS..
A: Practise aka PLAY MORE
Q: Not gaining PP
A: You suck. lol jk but seriously you just need to play harder songs and/or get better scores on easier songs.
Q: Im not enjoying osu! anymore.
A: No one playing osu! enjoys it, no one can leave osu!, osu! is love osu! is life.
Q: Keyboards etc
A: Mechanical keyboard>rubberdome/scissorkeyboard. You can't possibly argue anything else. (Except if you're Isokasapupuja cuz hes a robot.)
Q: Hardware problems.
A: Download newest drivers, clean the hardware with appropriate methods (Yes, use google for this). If all else fails, buy new hardware.
Q: Input delays etc.
A: Disable windows Aero and desktop composition, if you're on linux then you are probably tech savvy enough to be able to figure it out yourself. If you're on a mac, use google because I have no clue and as far as I know mac is not Peppys main concern to fix.
As I have been reading through this forum I decided to do a quick summary of answers to all questions being asked in this forum to stop them from being asked all the time.Firstly, if you do not want to read through all questions you can either ctrl+f or you can look at this picture which will make your life a lot better.
EDIT: Did not expect people to actually reply to this, it was intended to be somewhat of a parody of this forum in general, also sorry if it was not clearn enough ^^
Isokasapupuja - Fixed ur name
iWhorse - Most people posting here have very little game time and are complaining that they can't play songs they are not even supposed to be able to beat yet.
Q: I cant stream/aim/have good accuracy blabla bla
A: Play more.
Q: My hand hurts, I can't improve etc.
A: Change hand position if it hurts, duh... play more! Also mabye you play too much, take a break and watch some animu/ecchi/drink coffee, I have no idea what you do to relax.
Q: What is the best tablet area?
A: There is no, whatever you like....play more!
Q: Mouse, best dpi/settings whatever
A: It really does not matter but you should disable mouse acceleration (Yes I know there is a few people who can play good with mouse acceleration on but seriously dont, trust me, Im a bird.) Some people like a high dpi and some like a low dpi, play with whichever you like the most, why relearn muscle memory if you do not have too? If you change something, do not expect to play better instantly, you still have to practise to get good so well...PLAY MORE!
Q: Why am I not improving?
A: I assume you have a very low playcount (below 10k) and you probably dont play a lot either, if you play over 300 songs per day and are still not improving you are doing something wrong, check answers to questions further up.. And yes PLAY MORE!
Q: I can't read this or this AR/OD/CS..
A: Practise aka PLAY MORE
Q: Not gaining PP
A: You suck. lol jk but seriously you just need to play harder songs and/or get better scores on easier songs.
Q: Im not enjoying osu! anymore.
A: No one playing osu! enjoys it, no one can leave osu!, osu! is love osu! is life.
Q: Keyboards etc
A: Mechanical keyboard>rubberdome/scissorkeyboard. You can't possibly argue anything else. (Except if you're Isokasapupuja cuz hes a robot.)
Q: Hardware problems.
A: Download newest drivers, clean the hardware with appropriate methods (Yes, use google for this). If all else fails, buy new hardware.
Q: Input delays etc.
A: Disable windows Aero and desktop composition, if you're on linux then you are probably tech savvy enough to be able to figure it out yourself. If you're on a mac, use google because I have no clue and as far as I know mac is not Peppys main concern to fix.
