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2014-06-29T22:43:28+00:00
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Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-09T16:05:18+00:00
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The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2015-05-09T16:10:08+00:00
Azer
tryharding
Rage common to all players
Broken monitors
Sliderbreak
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Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-09T16:13:19+00:00
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The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2015-05-09T16:15:14+00:00
Japan master race
Aimspook as hell, but without
Playing too much maps (He doesn't play much anymore)
FunOrange
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Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-09T16:17:45+00:00
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The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2015-05-09T16:25:02+00:00
#2 Finland (read as: Number two Finland)
Glorious hair and fanclub
Wish I could join it
Osu! Fanboying
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Conor
229 posts
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May 2013
Conor
2015-05-09T16:27:30+00:00
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The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2015-05-09T16:29:38+00:00
Banhammered victims
RIP Cookiezi and Reimu
An osu! gravestone
The autobhanhammer
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Conor
229 posts
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May 2013
Conor
2015-05-09T17:14:38+00:00
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Birdy
5,720 posts
Joined
April 2011
Topic Starter
Birdy
2015-05-09T17:45:39+00:00
It's not cannabis.
I swear it's not cannabis.
No don't arrest me.
Pot
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined
November 2014
Ameth Rianno
2015-05-09T18:23:30+00:00
It's for my head,
I broke it to my ass,
Grow an eggplant.
Google
Sorry it's first time i make a haiku..
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-09T18:25:18+00:00
Used for searching things
Most popular search engine
for searching up porn
Bing
Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-09T18:29:06+00:00
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The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
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The Gambler
2015-05-09T18:36:56+00:00
The scream of the heart
Unparalleled excitement
Too much happy times
Getting high
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Ameth Rianno
515 posts
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November 2014
Ameth Rianno
2015-05-09T18:45:02+00:00
The emotional
I can't hold it anymore
Flip the table!
Rank #1
Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-09T18:48:19+00:00
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Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined
November 2014
Ameth Rianno
2015-05-09T19:32:26+00:00
I lost my faith.
The wanderer of my chair,
Have win the way.
(hmm it's horrible haiku)
Doritos
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Birdy
5,720 posts
Joined
April 2011
Topic Starter
Birdy
2015-05-09T19:34:28+00:00
It's not a haiku. It should go 5-7-5, yours goes 4-7-4.
The fame's suspicious,
must be something behind it.
Illuminati.
MLG
The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2015-05-10T23:49:04+00:00
Mountain Doritos
Nerdy rage unparalleled
Many yelling OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Ragequit
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Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2015-05-11T04:19:02+00:00
I give up on this
This map is too difficult
Time to uninstall
tablets
Highlight
15 posts
Joined
January 2014
Highlight
2015-05-11T05:20:19+00:00
Many People Want
They use it for drawings
Pen Lost
Roleplay
Birdy
5,720 posts
Joined
April 2011
Topic Starter
Birdy
2015-05-12T07:44:51+00:00
/me hugs you tightly.
/me rolls around and meows.
#osu in a nutshell.
#osu
The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2015-05-12T11:27:11+00:00
Lobby for all scrubs
Filled with all them crooked mods
The best IRC
Static Noise Bird
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a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined
February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
2015-05-13T00:53:27+00:00
Mysterious to me,
yet he seems like a nice guy.
Miss udon's bestie?
Looney Tunes
"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."
Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-13T12:31:22+00:00
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Birdy
5,720 posts
Joined
April 2011
Topic Starter
Birdy
2015-05-13T19:04:28+00:00
My childhood's favourite.
Had several bunny plushies,
one named after him.*
Cartoon Network
*
or more accurately his Finnish first name.
Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-13T19:09:35+00:00
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Kyno
102 posts
Joined
July 2013
Kyno
2015-06-05T05:18:29+00:00
this channel was weird,
but i binge watched it all day.
oh god, please help me.
this new generation of kids
shuttlespock
8 posts
Joined
April 2015
shuttlespock
2015-06-06T08:24:13+00:00
think they're immortal
constant boredom despite net
generation z
The Apple Watch
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined
February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
2015-06-09T17:20:51+00:00
Very overpriced,
yet people will buy this crap.
Nice marketing skills.
Android wearable
"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."
ElliottB1
28 posts
Joined
December 2013
ElliottB1
2015-06-13T01:46:20+00:00
Oh, your Android watch.
Very awesome, and then some.
Give me some of it.
Alternate ending: Then there's Google Now.
Bonus Haiku! Write whatever haiku you want. As an added bonus, we're giving you another haiku to work on.
The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2015-06-13T01:49:28+00:00
Olivia's drunk
The beer is too hard on her
Cider does wonders
Astronauts
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Birdy
5,720 posts
Joined
April 2011
Topic Starter
Birdy
2015-07-24T17:26:39+00:00
Floating in the space,
some get eaten by black holes,
lucky ones come home.
Thunder
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined
February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
2015-07-24T18:39:20+00:00
A flash of lightning,
lighting up the vast night sky.
Then, comes the good part.
Cards Against Humanity
"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."
Birdy
5,720 posts
Joined
April 2011
Topic Starter
Birdy
2016-03-24T01:02:26+00:00
Czar is a bitch.
Always picks the worst answers.
Fuck this shit I'm out.
Spring
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined
February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
2016-03-31T23:58:19+00:00
Days getting longer.
Flowers blooming left and right.
Hay fevers gallore!
No-Face
"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."
-Atri-
3,047 posts
Joined
March 2013
-Atri-
2016-04-05T16:07:09+00:00
My face is gone.
I saw nothing
I hear nothing
I taste nothing
I smells nothing
Nothing but nothing
Cola.
The Gambler
1,304 posts
Joined
September 2013
The Gambler
2016-05-01T18:43:52+00:00
Cheaper than water
American gluttony
Slow death by sugar
The insides of Azer's six-pack
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Birdy
5,720 posts
Joined
April 2011
Topic Starter
Birdy
2016-05-01T21:00:03+00:00
Look what we got here,
suspicious looking package;
6 cans of sake
Sunburns
a1l2d3r4e5d6
1,180 posts
Joined
February 2014
a1l2d3r4e5d6
2016-05-01T22:48:35+00:00
Summer's upon us
The sun is beating down hard
My skin's peeling off
Classical music
"We've all been asleep for the past 15 years."
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