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What's Your Excuse?

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Battle
No need to intervene with fate

Make BSS update my goddamn map instead of getting stuck at 11% again
Tornado
#DontBlameMe


Go to sleep!
p a n t s u
What is sleep ?

Stop procrastinating.
Caput Mortuum
Can't. Need to git gut.

Please lend me your pen.
GSG95
I can't. I need to shove it up my ass right after I put the pineapple in too.

My dick is falling off please help
Kendo-chan
... Oh, please make it more appropriate. :}

Right, can someone cover my eyes...?
Cynplytholowazy
can't you do it yourself?

I want to play osu std without my parents knowing
LiLi
well I don't want to catch your osu std

Can you plz wake me up and tell me this was all a dream?
Cynplytholowazy
You had a dream just now

Give me some good aim
Rizevim
I can't aim properly.

Kill me please.
Cynplytholowazy
How if you are a ghost
I want to quit school
Runiel
You don't even go to school

Give me love
GSG95
i can't. idk what that is.

motivate me
Cynplytholowazy
Do it yourself
I want no excuses
Tornado
It is a dream

Give me your right hand
N0thingSpecial
I lost my arm in Vietnam

Accept Jesus as your Lord and savior
worst fl player
I'm gay. *kappa*

stick your head inside a toilet bowl
Blitzfrog
But deez nuts on my chin is too big

Rub deez nuts on your chin
Nightstalker
Your Nutz are not sexy enough.

Leave me alone.
worst fl player
Can't. Simply can't


I'm black
-SayaKai
Nope. Not really. I don't have any excuses for this.

Accept your friend/friends as your enemy/enemies.
- Jade -
Can't. They're all too good to me, and I wouldn't want to think of them that way.

Stay up all night.
-SayaKai
Nah. I can't

Burn your neighbors' houses
Rizevim
my arms are broken

Hug me
Blitzfrog
I'm not homo

Give me deez nuts on your chin
Kyomaku
Can't, I'm a dullahan

Avoid me.
Jukkii
i cant, youre stalking me


git gud
Blitzfrog
Can't, I'm Blitzfrog

Become Jukke
Rizevim
im already dead.

kill yourself
Blitzfrog
im already dead.

stay alive
Rizevim

Rizevim wrote:

im already dead.
Kiss your parents.
Rwyta
I hate them.

Choose Satan as your Lord and Savior
levesterz
Sry i already pledge my religion to our lord and savior xenu

Cook for me
Blitzfrog
I'm not cookiezi

Become Blitzfrog
Rwyta
But im beautiful.


Become my friend
_Hatsumi
But idk what should I call you since you're nameless

Get me frappuccino
Kyomaku
I forgot what that is.

Recommend me an anime to watch.
Blitzfrog

Allmynamestaken wrote:

But im beautiful.
Savage boy :(

Boku no pico
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