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Daichi Shinku
No, you gimme money
Rachel
My allowance ran out.

Pay my electricity bills
puccithecat
I can't. I have errands to run


Find me a new cat
Daichi Shinku
Here *Give you a hungry tiger instead*

Find me a new dog
Volta
i don't know what kind of dog you want. so i'll just sleep instead.

sleep with me
puccithecat
i cant im sleepy

give me Free! dakimakura
Daichi Shinku
Your dakimakura has been freed.

Give me a warm bed
-Stream-_old
How can you get a bed to be warm? Put it against the heater? My heater is too small and it doesn't work

Give me pancakes
DestinySonata
I don't know how to make pancakes

Give me a girlfriend
Rilene
Ok but it will only be a friendzoned girl.

Stuff your food into my mouth.
BigEarsMau
Sorry but I'm not eating right now cuz my tummy is full

Gimme a $1000000 steam gift card
DestinySonata
I don't have enough money to buy one.

Give me a pencil
Rilene
Sure but it's a mechanical pencil and I have no pencil lead.

Give me paper.






BigEarsMau wrote:

Sorry but I'm not eating right now cuz my tummy is full
Then feed me.
Daichi Shinku
My hand's on fire right now, the paper just gonna roasted up

Give me a water to extinguish this flames...
puccithecat
im sleepy

BUY ME NAGISA HAZUKI DAKIMAKURA
SILENCE I KILL YU
Daichi Shinku
No

Rilene
But you didn't ask for anything.

Give me iPhone 6s.
puccithecat
just for 6 seconds
*gives iphone4*


EAT ME
Rilene
I would like to but I have no appetite for now.

Eat puccithecat for me please.
Myxo
I am a cat myself and cannibalism would hurt my reputation.

Hug me please ;w;
-Stream-_old
I don't have the money to go to Germany

Give me a good avatar
Volta
uh..umm your current avatar is already good

kill me?
BENZO
That's a question and the answer is no.

Bring me food...
Nanase
I can't, I ate all of the food.

Help me with my homework...
Serraionga
Can't do. I'm really busy spamming the spanish sub-forum, sorry. :^)

Mod my map. Please. ;w;
Ochinchi-sama
No comprendo. Lo siento.

Buy me a drink.
puccithecat
No

Help me find a new asus mini laptop charger
(My charger really broke)
-SayaKai
There's no mini laptop charger there.

Give me some foods.
chaee
Sorry I ate it all

Gib me an unlimited supply of cheese cake pls
puccithecat
srry im broke. can you give me some money? thanks i owe you.



go find me some Free! dakimakura
Zafufu
It went extinct.

Make me a cookie.



EDIT: took way too long to notice that typo. x.x
Pawsu
I don't feel like it.

Do my homework, please
Zafufu
I suck at math.

Make a reply post.
puccithecat
its too hard

greet me happy birthday
iiko
I lost my vocal cords during the war in 'nam

Kiss me...
Zafufu
My condition is contagious through physical contact.

Add me as a friend.
WriggleNightbug
My firneds list is (almost) Full

Stop Hulk Smashing Bancho
Daichi Shinku
Bancho isn't responding, guess I kick bancho around then instead of punching..

Stop wearing that beard!
Zafufu
How else am I gonna get the ladies? D:


Become President.
worst fl player
I cant spin
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