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FillinFaye
I don't have any materials to fix them


give me a new headset
KokoaCrunch
Hello? this is year 31415 bc

I need water
chaee
Go get it yourself

Message me
KokoaCrunch
Do it yourself

harass me
Wuxo
Sorry, but i'm in middle of boss fight in elsword.
Buy me chocko flips
FillinFaye
what are chocko flips?

look up kanye west
Rilene
too bad, I shouldn't waste my mobile internet usage

calculate 1+1=?
Wuxo
Treekii
You didn't give me a request

Play osu with me
Wuxo
Ah, i forgot, lol

Sorry, but osu borred me
Play mmos with me
Rilene
but I'm busy

help me
Treekii
I'm already helping myself

Tuck me in bed and sing me a lullaby
Slaybeat
Can I tuck you to bed and sing you a rock song instead?

Clean my sword collection, please?
KokoaCrunch
Swords are illegal here, i hereby confiscate your sword

Lick me
FlyingNeko
I don't even know you

Mom buy me that toy
KokoaCrunch
im your dad

Can i live with you?
GSG95
I live in your closet.

Can you clean your closet?
olivia272
It's already cleaned.

Buy me a chocolate bar.
KokoaCrunch
Sorry, Cacao plant has extinct

Give me ¥10000000000000
Serraionga
already saving that money for me

arm wrestle with me :^)
Aerynolae
Do I look like a man who arm wrestles? Do ya!?

Find Serraionga an arm wrestle partner.
KokoaCrunch
Sorry, he's too weak that nobody wants to wrestle with him

Give me some beer
-SayaKai
Sorry, no more beer

Give me some pineapples
KokoaCrunch
Sure, but it'll cost you a fortune

Be my maid/butler
-SayaKai
>///<

Give me some flowers that I can't allergic.
ShiroNekomura
sorry, i can't find one

Give me some sweets
KokoaCrunch
Sure, the price is your teeth

kneel before me
Aerynolae
You're not my king, knave!

Kneel before our mighty king.
-ryusakihatsue-
I don't believe in kings... i think

worship me :D
Wintermourn
sorry, im eating cereal right now.

eat it for me. :x
Aerynolae
Nah, I like my cereals with milk and I'm lactose intolerant.

Give a shoutout to peppy
Wind_14
i can't shout !!

please wear a miniskirt
Conor
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olivia272
Are they for headache? Sorry, I ingested them already.

Fetch me energetic music.
Conor
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Aerynolae
Sorry, I'm a computer illiterate.

Master the way of the Force
Ochinchi-sama
Why would I need the force if I'm a mutlimillionaire playboy?

Get yourself a girl
Wind_14
my girl will kill me if i do that.

give me some potato chips.
chaee
Ate them all, sorry

Make me Kraft dinner
Ochinchi-sama
A high-classed man does not cook.

Let me bang you.
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