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Renevant
but i cant resist touching you

eat some popcorn
Aerynolae
Popcorn is not good for carrots.

Drink some carrot juice!
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I'm not allowed to consume any carrot products at the moment D:

Cook up some barbeque for the fg pic-nic
Trash Boat
Most of the products in the grocery are soy-based

Shut up and take my money!
Renevant
you're not Fry :(

solve world hunger
Aerynolae
I could, but they don't like carrots.

Don't give me a good excuse!
Wuxo
Sorry, but our company is selling only good exuces.
Gift me an iphone6+
slithien
I refuse to give apple any money ever.

Post something after this post. Good luck :)
Renevant
this isnt a post, its a sign


eat some tacos
a1l2d3r4e5d6
There isn't a taco-bell within 2000km from where I am. :v

Give me a trashy pair of headphones
slithien
I have a pair right next to me but I don't know your address so i can't send them to you.

Give me ice cream.
Trash Boat
It's 35º outside, it will melt almost instantly

Gimme some cash
Flanster
im not a bank

gimme food
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I can't cook and I don't have any money to order food

Come fly with me
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a1l2d3r4e5d6
Too lazy

Give me something to read
Strategas
You can't read if your eyes aren't real.
Go to sleep
Renevant
its only 9

go swimming
chaee
I haven't shaved my legs

Get a girlfriend
DaCatplaysOSU
I can't, i'm not interested ATM.


Request me something.
Aerynolae
I have nothing to request to you.

Don't tell me what to do.
YamiHikari
But i'm your senpai now.. so I can tell you what to do :p

Be my kouhai
GSG95
I already have a senpai.

Get a senpai.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I am a senpai.

Get a kouhai.
Aerynolae
But Yami said I'm already a kouhai.

Be my girlfriend.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I'm a dude, and I'm also already engaged to someone here apparently.

Attend my supposed wedding. :?
DeletedUser_3473174
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-Atri-
I don't know what it is

Hey, can you tell me where my tablet is?
Aerynolae
I don't even know where you live in Hong Kong.

Slay Bambi's mother.
Offended
What is a Bambi?

Go eat some pickles

a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:

I'm a dude, and I'm also already engaged to someone here apparently.

Attend my supposed wedding. :?
ooops
-Atri-
Pinkie Pie?

Play more osu!
Aerynolae
I'm too busy with college stuff.

Slay peppy.
olivia272
I don't want to.

finish my workload for me
Aerynolae
I've got my hands full of my own workload. Sorry.

Make me a PB&J sandwich.
olivia272
As tempting as you make it sound, I am uhh.. let's say allergic to sandwiches.

Clean my table for me.
Aerynolae
I'm not a janitor.

Be a janitor for olivia272.
Offended
I don't like Finnish people.

Make me pregnant.
olivia272
I don't know how to inseminate.

Talk with me.
Offended
I'm mute.

Kill me.
olivia272
Tch. I have more pressing matter.

Read a story to me.
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