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What's Your Excuse?

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Nakano Itsuki
Sorry, no cow.

Bring me Yami now
Wuxo
Sorry, but idk who's Yami.

Give me Call Of Duty mw2 as steam gift.
Nakano Itsuki
Sorry, but I don't have steam.

Give me a cm storm quickfire tk over airmail
GSG95
I can't. I have no money ;w;

Give me a gun.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Sorry. I'm not a licensed gun merchant :(

Give GSG95 a gun.
Nakano Itsuki
Sorry, it's illegal.

gimme free pp
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Sorry, I suck

Gimme a waifu
OtakuMaria
you're too distasteful to date girls

i want to eat garlic bread
Renevant
i dont live in texas,ye hillbilly


I want some ero-manga
iiko
I'm bleeding to death in a hospital

I want some weed
YamiHikari
Nah i took away all the weed, no sharing.

smoke weed
Kouya-
But I already mowed the lawn, so there isn't any weed .

Give me a new gaming laptop .
Aerynolae
You didn't won the lottery, so you're not getting one.

Don't procrastinate.
Shyguy
i'm 10 minutes away from the deadline so i can't get it done anyways

give me chocolate
GSG95
I can't.







I am chocolate

Reload my waifu.
YamiHikari
i aint got the hands to do it

Give me hands
GSG95
I can't. I have no hands either.

HELP US!
Renevant
you'll do something dirty with them

give me the lilypichu opening voice
Aerynolae
I can't mimic the voice.

Lend me a hand.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
It wasn't entertaining enough. I don't feel like applauding.

Bring me the charger for my hi-tech pacemaker.
Aerynolae
I think the charger broke when I dropped it.

Lend me a foot.
Flanster
Store is closed.

feed me
YamiHikari
I only feed senpai~

Don't be my senpai pls
Nakano Itsuki
No. Cuz you're my senpai.

Pls gimme udon
GSG95
No. You are the udon.

Protect my virginity.
Nakano Itsuki
No. You lost it already.

Turn Kotori into reality
YamiHikari
Bu- But I don't know any magic..!

Gimme the portal to the Love Live world
Aerynolae
It's fictional. Nobody can get you there.

Don't lift me.
Renevant
but i cant resist touching you

eat some popcorn
Aerynolae
Popcorn is not good for carrots.

Drink some carrot juice!
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I'm not allowed to consume any carrot products at the moment D:

Cook up some barbeque for the fg pic-nic
Trash Boat
Most of the products in the grocery are soy-based

Shut up and take my money!
Renevant
you're not Fry :(

solve world hunger
Aerynolae
I could, but they don't like carrots.

Don't give me a good excuse!
Wuxo
Sorry, but our company is selling only good exuces.
Gift me an iphone6+
slithien
I refuse to give apple any money ever.

Post something after this post. Good luck :)
Renevant
this isnt a post, its a sign


eat some tacos
a1l2d3r4e5d6
There isn't a taco-bell within 2000km from where I am. :v

Give me a trashy pair of headphones
slithien
I have a pair right next to me but I don't know your address so i can't send them to you.

Give me ice cream.
Trash Boat
It's 35º outside, it will melt almost instantly

Gimme some cash
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