*Shoots himself*Trash Boat wrote:
1-have you seen an elephant hiding behind a strawberry?
2-nope
1-It seems to hide perfectly there then
its even funnier if you say it in spanish
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what do you call someone who lays on the floor?
mat.
mat.
You are the cheesiest man I have ever met!cheesiest wrote:
protip: use my name
Corny, ain't it?
i'm lactose interolant i can't stand you and your swiss
Topic Starter
There was a sign in front of a drug rehabilitation centre.
It read:
Keep off the grass.
It read:
Keep off the grass.
this may be very old-school but what the hell...
2 vampires meet each other. 1 of them has his suit covered in blood. the other asks him:
1-hey where did you get so much blood?
2-did you see the graveyard?
1-yes
2-did you see the wall behind the mausoleum?
1-yes
2-well, i didn't
2 vampires meet each other. 1 of them has his suit covered in blood. the other asks him:
1-hey where did you get so much blood?
2-did you see the graveyard?
1-yes
2-did you see the wall behind the mausoleum?
1-yes
2-well, i didn't
That was the cheesiest pun I've ever heard.Tadeshi-kun wrote:
You are the cheesiest man I have ever met!cheesiest wrote:
protip: use my name
Corny, ain't it?
This is more like a word play than pun but...meh
What is Reisen Udongein Inaba trying to do on the picture?Oinari-sama wrote:
This is more like a word play than pun but...meh
That's supposed to be a pun for "[google:1337]kitsune udon[/google:1337]"
Ran=kitsune (fox) + Udon-ge
Ran=kitsune (fox) + Udon-ge
IppE
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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edit: hahahahahaahusd
hhahaahahahahahhaahahahahahsdhasdhkasfjks
edit: hahahahahaahusd
i dont get itOinari-sama wrote:
That's supposed to be a pun for "[google:1337]kitsune udon[/google:1337]"
Ran=kitsune (fox) + Udon-ge
i'm a fucking pleb
you just reposted my punHell wrote:
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
hhahaahahahahahhaahahahahahsdhasdhkasfjks
edit: hahahahahaahusd
My computer's mouse wouldn't work. Then it clicked.
Get it? Because we tap, not click.
Thats the KEY to this joke.
Get it? Because we tap, not click.
Thats the KEY to this joke.
what do you call a belt that made out of watches?
A waist of time
A waist of time
Topic Starter
ive always pictured myself taking selfies
just like how I can see myself making mirrors
just like how I can see myself making mirrors
nothing like a cold hard cup of internet to return to: seeing a friend's art on a website called "viralcircus" without source.ColdTooth wrote:
FUCK a pun okay uh
My friend opened a store for paperbacks. He blew away the competition.
The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
are you making fun of my puns ;w;Wojjan wrote:
nothing like a cold hard cup of internet to return to: seeing a friend's art on a website called "viralcircus" without source.ColdTooth wrote:
FUCK a pun okay uh
My friend opened a store for paperbacks. He blew away the competition.
nah i wont start, im afraid my ass is going to get delivered
ANYWAYS
Topic Starter
A new computer store just opened up.
It's on Boot Drive.
It's on Boot Drive.
^ omg lol
Why are pirates pirates? Because they ARRGGH
Quality Necro right here
Quality Necro right here
oh hey look my retarded posts
Ich bin ein Steh-Fan.
Do you really want to start this?
You punderestimate my powers of bad punmaking
I will punish you hard, playing punk songs all day long.
Side note, best indie game is Pundertale
You punderestimate my powers of bad punmaking
I will punish you hard, playing punk songs all day long.
Side note, best indie game is Pundertale