The story so far...
One day, a silly little girl fucked up her short silky hair with a strong super giant comb which smelled of hyperdimension neptunia but that's not what fucked it up. It was actually My big black stick of truth whose tried to FC Big Black in a moose in the darkest world known to each person here global massive shitposting lol wait what? is what made kirukashi, what's up? "nothing much," said *Wild imaginarywriter appears* "How dare you!" yelled salamat, noobsicle you whot might? slay the dragon with butter knife nobly named "Excalibur" by the Great duke loliflan who is known for shitposting excessively so much even the president was impressed and gave him a gold medal made by the blacksmiths of mordor to fuck with unmatchable speed & hardness which pleased her endlessly until the simulation ended suddenly, But then, suddenly a giant mechanized vibrating hard cockeral Crashed on road and exploded into a loli billboard which fell onto Yato's head causing loli brain damage and is immediately in deep coma because you bastards messed with the son of a dog which was have a rabies so bad that made your mom get angry with the slash slingingslasher who ate pumpkins with his fork which was covered In daily random-shit that everybody loves To read everyday 16 hours on Grangers awesome signature isn't very awesome so much awesome but i love these double rainbows so I will take a picture and eat my jelly donut and kiss my oppai and lick its temple all day and night until your mom period all over my turd and then full-size desktop with destopbackground of flatchested girls and some guys flirting of non flatchested boys who do wanking infront of their own parents and reach its big fat booty which going bigger every fricking second. the next day, it turned into huge balls of your beautiful eyes and a tiny box full with some foul smelling red anal beads which were still covered in poo and absolutely disgusting
OT: so I licked