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The world distorts, Giant Brofists appear out of the floor as the ground turns to sand.

"NAHNEE!?"

"DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"

You say as you snap your fingers.

"GATES OF BROBYLON!"

Suddenly, hundreds of Brofists appear out of the fabric of space.

"I DO NOT THINK SO, HUMAN!"

Rex summons his Pterodactyls.
"MARVEL IN THIS!"

Rex snaps his claws yet again, and the Pterodactyls burst aflame.

The flaming Dinosaurs shoot at you like a hail of fireballs.

"Pathetic Rex, simply pathetic"

The Brofists smashes the scaly birds away in explosions of manliness and broness.
They collide, hundreds at a time. It's like fireworks on crack.

Explosions fill the air, You and Rex merely stare at each other. This spectacle is amusing, but it's time you faced that Dinosaur Mano a Mano.
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You charge at each other.

He slashes the ground with his tail, but you manage to jump over it, and using the momentum, you Uppercut the Scaly Monstrosity in the jaw.

"UGH", he utters as he moves back in pain.

"Why do you do this, Rex? What could you possibly want out of whatever this entire thing's about?"

"Simple, I will bring back my Race into this land, and rule over it once again."

"Dinosaurs had their chance, and they destroyed themselves"

"Is mankind truly so different, young man? I only wish to get my family and friends back. You have no right to deny me this"

"I will as long as you threaten the human race"

"Then so be it, you will fall along with your pitiful excuse for a species."

"One shall stand."

"One shall indeed fall"

You summon a couple of Brofists by your side.

"It's time to teach you, the Brofist of the North Star"

"HAVE AT YOU!"
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"WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

You assume Kenshiro's stance and the brofists mimic your hands.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"

You pummel Rexicus's body with all your fists.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Your final blow reaches Rex's heart, breaking it.

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

You turn away from Rex.

"I-I guess Mankind really is the superior ones... Good show, old chap, good show"

"Superior? No. It was your heart Professor, it was broken before I even placed my fist there"

"I have a request, Child of the Broken Hearts, watch after my daughter... Rin"

"No."

"What?"

"Oh sorry, I meant yes"

Rex, begins fading away.

"HOLD ON, WILL YOU?"

The Nurse appears before Rex.

"I ain't done yet, that I'm not."

"It's over, you silly looking bastard, I've won"

"Sorry, sore loser and all that"

You summon all the brofists you can and send them at that psychotic nurse.

....He throws out his creepy looking book and absorbs them in a vacuum of lame faggotry...

"HEHEHE CHECK THIS OUT HISAO!"

He opens the book at Rexicus and all the power within it shoots into the dying Dinosaur.
It reforms Rex.... He grows several times his size, huge gears grow out of his shoulders.
And his skin turns into metal.

"CHECK OUT MY SERVENT HISAO, ARCHER, OR SHOULD I SAY- METAL GEAR REXICUS!"

The crazed asshole flies onto Rex's now enormous back.

You're out of Brofists, and you simply don't have the energy to summon your twin guitars Tenacious and Dee.

Well, you're fucked now.

() Grab Lilly and run with Hanako
() Summon Rin next to you
() Charge everything you got into your fist and rush
() PUSH YOU BODY, MAKE THE GUITARS, COMBINE THEM
() Jump up there and beat the fuck out of Nurse
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"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", the power coming from your heart fills yourself with manliness.

"IT'S TIME!", you say as you place your palms together.

"ROCK! TENACIOUS DEE!"

THIS is YOUR Bankai.

The Guitars intertwine to form a quadruple air guitar, one string can set ablaze anything in it's path.

"WHY DO YOU CONTINUE THIS BULLSHIT, NURSE?"

"It's a school full of disabled people, really, I'm doing them a favor"

"THEY'RE LIVES, LIVING BREATHING PEOPLE, AND YOU WOULD COMMIT SUCH A UNFORGIVABLE ACT FOR MERCY?"

"Mercy? Naw, their souls will supe up Rex, that they would. But it looks like you're already done that, haven't you? Don't worry, I'll still kill everyone at that school. Shits and giggles and all that"

"I don't think I'm gonna let you leave here alive"

"You can think all you want, I have a 30 story's high robot T-Rex with an infinite amount of pterodactyls and a Grail's power that rivals the gods themselves"

"You can have all the power of the universe, but you aren't jack shit if you can't rock"

You begin playing the greatest guitar song in the universe, a song the directly stimulates every soul in existence. Your Guitar flies you around Rex, avoiding flaming pterodactyls-
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Until Rexicus shoots laser beams from he gentlemanly monocle.

You fall a great distance and land on your arm, breaking it.

"GAH!"

"That was fast, that it was. You're really quite pathetic"

"Go fuck yourself, man-nurse"

Rex's Monocle begins charging up... DAMMIT, YOU CAN'T MOVE!

"STOP!"

Rin comes running into view.

"Rin? How'd you get here?"

"I followed some song into a trashcan"

"Snoogins"

She looks up at the Professor with tears in her eyes. Damn, Rin's sad face is killing you inside.

"..."

"..."

"....."

"........"

"I suppose you want me to stop then, right girl?"

"That would be my first wish"

"I will not"

"Why's that?"

"That man will die by my hands, it's quite simple-"

You used the conversation between the two as a distraction and shoot your way to the top.

The Guitar falls apart the moment you reach the top, confronting Nurse-man with your bare hands.
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"Ohoho, this will be quit interesting"

"Not really, I'm gonna break your arms and legs and then break your neck"

"You're full of confidence"

"You're full of shit"

He rips his shirt, dramatically. Shit just got real.

You throw your shirt to the ground and walk towards him.

"Beat me with one arm? You're a fucking loony Hisao, your are quite"

"One's enough for you"

He charges at you and punches you straight in the forehead. Blood comes down but you don't flinch. You just stand there looking straight.

"Huh?"

You nonchalantly grab his arm and twist it around until it snaps.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

He throws his other fist at you, you grab it before it connects and rip through the flesh with your fingers.

"AAHHHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA", he screams like a little girl.

You break his arm in two and kick his legs out from underneath him. Placing your hand around his neck, you squeeze until his eyes begin to pop out.

"STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP"

"You want me to stop?"

"YES-"

"Not gonna happen"

You break his neck with your bare goddamn hand, and throw him off the edge of Rexicus.
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"I say, it looks like I'm quite screwed"

The energy coming from Rexicus slowly melts away, leaving him bloodied and HEARTBROKEN.

He begins fading away...

"Rin...", he says as he looks over at the armless one.

"Yes...?"

"I love you"

He completely fades away into the dust.... Touching moment.

"Hisao"

"Yes, Lilly?"

"Nice job"

"I believe I've earned myself a blowjob"

She looks at your crooked.

"It doesn't HAVE to be from you."

In the end, the world you made faded away and the school was back to normal. Everyone started getting their strength back. And the world goes back to the way it was.

As you walk up towards your room, shirt off, bloodied and battered.

Misha asks you, "Anything interesting happen? Wahaha"

You respond, "Same old, same old"


MANLY END
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Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk Wed 05 Aug 2009 02:31:18 No.23652763 Report
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I had absolutely none of this typed up already.
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Bow down for Brian OA
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The judgment shall be passed by the mighty yet blasphemous seagull.
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Brian OA wins the thread. GGWP
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As he squeezed the melons he pictured them as the hearts of his enemies
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Brian OA for president
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walterx8 wrote:

Bow down for Brian OA

Frostei wrote:

Brian OA for president
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guys pls, Deadpool is more OP

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You know, i have no words.
Just enjoy the spinning kaito and await your gaming PC to get fixed or somethin~
Stare at it. hypnotizing.
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piruchan wrote:

walterx8 wrote:

Bow down for Brian OA

Frostei wrote:

Brian OA for president
Heil Brian Mein Fuhrer
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Holy fucking shit, i think i´ll never be bored again. Where´d you get all that from anyway? if you wrote it yourself then...



ALL HAILL THE FUHRER BRIAN!
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Tome of Richter Bromont
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hi bria
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