The alarm clock buzzes, your eyes open slowly... Everything's blurry at first, but it comes into focus-YOU HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO PEE SO BADLY BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE. ARGH.
PISS! PISS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! PISS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!
But the bathroom is too far away, you spot the alarm clock.
You sing the theme to Happy days as you undo your shorts and shoot your mighty stream of justice at alarm clock, for being a dicknose.
"TASTE MY FUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY"
Suddenly the image of Lilly's hot vampiric body comes into your mind-
WHOA, that was one hell of a bad dream. Your first time and it's with a Vampire? Shit... Wait, if that was a dream-
GODDAMN IT, you're gonna be a virgin for all eternity...
!
!
!
!!
YOU'RE IN DESPAIIIIRRRRR, THE FEMALE BODY HAS LEFT YOU IN DESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRR!
UH OH, forgot you were still peeing on your alarm clock and the night stand it's on.
You get up, looks like you're gonna need some paper towels... On the bright side, you don't think that alarm clock will be bothering you ever again.
You 1. Clocks 0. In their fucking face.
Today's Friday, school's still out, it's cloudy out this morning, more than likely gonna rain.
The Kool Aid tastes great as you chug your pills, tastes even better now that you've been mixing Holy Water into it-
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"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
You feel a sharp pain in your heart, you body feels likes it's being weighed down with Xboxs.... But it subsides...
That was odd, is your condition getting worse?
Ignore it, it's more then likely nothing, you have an appointment with the nurse today anyway.
You take a cold shower, put your shirt on backwards, and head to the door-
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO PEE SO BADLY BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE. ARGH.
PISS! PISS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! PISS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!
But the bathroom is too far away, you spot the alarm clock.
You sing the theme to Happy days as you undo your shorts and shoot your mighty stream of justice at alarm clock, for being a dicknose.
"TASTE MY FUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY"
Suddenly the image of Lilly's hot vampiric body comes into your mind-
WHOA, that was one hell of a bad dream. Your first time and it's with a Vampire? Shit... Wait, if that was a dream-
GODDAMN IT, you're gonna be a virgin for all eternity...
!
!
!
!!
YOU'RE IN DESPAIIIIRRRRR, THE FEMALE BODY HAS LEFT YOU IN DESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRR!
UH OH, forgot you were still peeing on your alarm clock and the night stand it's on.
You get up, looks like you're gonna need some paper towels... On the bright side, you don't think that alarm clock will be bothering you ever again.
You 1. Clocks 0. In their fucking face.
Today's Friday, school's still out, it's cloudy out this morning, more than likely gonna rain.
The Kool Aid tastes great as you chug your pills, tastes even better now that you've been mixing Holy Water into it-
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"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
You feel a sharp pain in your heart, you body feels likes it's being weighed down with Xboxs.... But it subsides...
That was odd, is your condition getting worse?
Ignore it, it's more then likely nothing, you have an appointment with the nurse today anyway.
You take a cold shower, put your shirt on backwards, and head to the door-