I got nothing to do as my gaming computer died, so I am looking for entertainment, anything's fine.
Here's what I can contribute the thread with, a random gif.
Here's what I can contribute the thread with, a random gif.
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I am the boner of my pants.
Steel is my shaft, and fire is my semen.
I have created over a thousand used tissues.
Unknown to vagina's.
Nor known orally.
Have withstood pain to create many climaxes.
Yet, those hands will never grope anything.
So as I pray, 'UNLIMITED BRO WORKS!'
Steel is my shaft, and fire is my semen.
I have created over a thousand used tissues.
Unknown to vagina's.
Nor known orally.
Have withstood pain to create many climaxes.
Yet, those hands will never grope anything.
So as I pray, 'UNLIMITED BRO WORKS!'
Green men running away from other green men
The alarm clock buzzes, your eyes open slowly... Everything's blurry at first, but it comes into focus-YOU HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO PEE SO BADLY BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE. ARGH.
PISS! PISS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! PISS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!
But the bathroom is too far away, you spot the alarm clock.
You sing the theme to Happy days as you undo your shorts and shoot your mighty stream of justice at alarm clock, for being a dicknose.
"TASTE MY FUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY"
Suddenly the image of Lilly's hot vampiric body comes into your mind-
WHOA, that was one hell of a bad dream. Your first time and it's with a Vampire? Shit... Wait, if that was a dream-
GODDAMN IT, you're gonna be a virgin for all eternity...
!
!
!
!!
YOU'RE IN DESPAIIIIRRRRR, THE FEMALE BODY HAS LEFT YOU IN DESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRR!
UH OH, forgot you were still peeing on your alarm clock and the night stand it's on.
You get up, looks like you're gonna need some paper towels... On the bright side, you don't think that alarm clock will be bothering you ever again.
You 1. Clocks 0. In their fucking face.
Today's Friday, school's still out, it's cloudy out this morning, more than likely gonna rain.
The Kool Aid tastes great as you chug your pills, tastes even better now that you've been mixing Holy Water into it-
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"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
You feel a sharp pain in your heart, you body feels likes it's being weighed down with Xboxs.... But it subsides...
That was odd, is your condition getting worse?
Ignore it, it's more then likely nothing, you have an appointment with the nurse today anyway.
You take a cold shower, put your shirt on backwards, and head to the door-
OH MY GOD, YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO PEE SO BADLY BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE. ARGH.
PISS! PISS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! PISS LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR!
But the bathroom is too far away, you spot the alarm clock.
You sing the theme to Happy days as you undo your shorts and shoot your mighty stream of justice at alarm clock, for being a dicknose.
"TASTE MY FUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY"
Suddenly the image of Lilly's hot vampiric body comes into your mind-
WHOA, that was one hell of a bad dream. Your first time and it's with a Vampire? Shit... Wait, if that was a dream-
GODDAMN IT, you're gonna be a virgin for all eternity...
!
!
!
!!
YOU'RE IN DESPAIIIIRRRRR, THE FEMALE BODY HAS LEFT YOU IN DESPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRR!
UH OH, forgot you were still peeing on your alarm clock and the night stand it's on.
You get up, looks like you're gonna need some paper towels... On the bright side, you don't think that alarm clock will be bothering you ever again.
You 1. Clocks 0. In their fucking face.
Today's Friday, school's still out, it's cloudy out this morning, more than likely gonna rain.
The Kool Aid tastes great as you chug your pills, tastes even better now that you've been mixing Holy Water into it-
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"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
You feel a sharp pain in your heart, you body feels likes it's being weighed down with Xboxs.... But it subsides...
That was odd, is your condition getting worse?
Ignore it, it's more then likely nothing, you have an appointment with the nurse today anyway.
You take a cold shower, put your shirt on backwards, and head to the door-
I am the slam of my jam.
Slam is my body, and jam is my blood.
I have slammed over a thousand jams.
Unknown to slam.
Nor known to jam.
Withstood DMCA takedown notices to slam many jams.
Yet these slams will never jam anything.
So as I jam,
Unlimited Slam Works.
Slam is my body, and jam is my blood.
I have slammed over a thousand jams.
Unknown to slam.
Nor known to jam.
Withstood DMCA takedown notices to slam many jams.
Yet these slams will never jam anything.
So as I jam,
Unlimited Slam Works.
DOOR MAT!
YOU'RE NOT TRIPPING ME TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER.
"Ha, bet you thought you were pretty funny, huh cockfag?"
You walk around the door mat diligently, looks like the day is finally looking up-
Your face is met with Hanako's blank gaze a few inches away from each other...
"AH!"
You take a step backwards... and right into THAT FUCKING MAT, GODDAMN IT. You fall backwards and land back head first so hard, blood spurts out.
"Hisao"
"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER KNOCK, AND WHY DON'T I EVER LOCK ANYTHING?"
"You need to be more careful"
"YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THAT, TOASTY-"
Something's... different?
"Hanako, is something wrong?"
"No, I am just tired"
Wow, she's different when she hasn't had any sleep. Bags under her eyes look disturbing, and she probably doesn't even notice that your penis is still hanging out.
"Didn't sleep very well? You know, I can help you with that"
"Your antics are neither funny or encouraging"
"Then they aren't really antics at all, are they?"
"I suppose not, Lilly asked me to invite you for some morning tea"
"Do you want me to come?"
"I guess I do"
"On you or in you?"
"What?"
"Nothing"
Your body feels odd, but nothing you can't handle.
YOU'RE NOT TRIPPING ME TODAY, MOTHERFUCKER.
"Ha, bet you thought you were pretty funny, huh cockfag?"
You walk around the door mat diligently, looks like the day is finally looking up-
Your face is met with Hanako's blank gaze a few inches away from each other...
"AH!"
You take a step backwards... and right into THAT FUCKING MAT, GODDAMN IT. You fall backwards and land back head first so hard, blood spurts out.
"Hisao"
"WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER KNOCK, AND WHY DON'T I EVER LOCK ANYTHING?"
"You need to be more careful"
"YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THAT, TOASTY-"
Something's... different?
"Hanako, is something wrong?"
"No, I am just tired"
Wow, she's different when she hasn't had any sleep. Bags under her eyes look disturbing, and she probably doesn't even notice that your penis is still hanging out.
"Didn't sleep very well? You know, I can help you with that"
"Your antics are neither funny or encouraging"
"Then they aren't really antics at all, are they?"
"I suppose not, Lilly asked me to invite you for some morning tea"
"Do you want me to come?"
"I guess I do"
"On you or in you?"
"What?"
"Nothing"
Your body feels odd, but nothing you can't handle.
You grab the gun you keep in your drawers fast and point it at your head.
"...What are you doing?"
"SUMMONING OROBAS!"
"Stop that"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU, SUMMONING MY PERSONA"
"I-Is that gun loaded!?"
She suddenly snaps to.
"LOADED WITH THE POWER OF AWESOME"
You push the gun to your temple
"STOP HISAO!"
"JUST FOR THAT, I'M SUMMONING MARA"
You breathe
"PER-SO-NA!"
"HISAO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The gun clicks.
"Huh?"
"Oh whoops, that's right. I sold the bullets so I could buy that box full of Skittles, that was so cash"
"H-HISAO, YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK", she yells in a particularly whiny voice.
"Yeah, I'd be worried too if the love of my life was going to shoot himself in the head"
"W-what?"
"Joking, you want my babies, not my love"
"No, I w-would want your love-"
"HA"
"OOP", she presses her hands over her mouth.
"I fucking knew it"
"YOU-YOU-YOU CONFUSED ME!"
"Yeah, love does funny things to your brain"
"NO, NOT LIKE THAT"
"Relax, I'm just messing with you Hanako. Your funner to be around when you're not a mopey bitch."
"You're gonna make me shoot myself someday"
"I bet a Pixxy would come out if you did that, because she fucking sucks. Like you"
"YOU-"
"Lets go drink some tea, I fucking love tea", you say as you cut her off.
"...What are you doing?"
"SUMMONING OROBAS!"
"Stop that"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU, SUMMONING MY PERSONA"
"I-Is that gun loaded!?"
She suddenly snaps to.
"LOADED WITH THE POWER OF AWESOME"
You push the gun to your temple
"STOP HISAO!"
"JUST FOR THAT, I'M SUMMONING MARA"
You breathe
"PER-SO-NA!"
"HISAO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The gun clicks.
"Huh?"
"Oh whoops, that's right. I sold the bullets so I could buy that box full of Skittles, that was so cash"
"H-HISAO, YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK", she yells in a particularly whiny voice.
"Yeah, I'd be worried too if the love of my life was going to shoot himself in the head"
"W-what?"
"Joking, you want my babies, not my love"
"No, I w-would want your love-"
"HA"
"OOP", she presses her hands over her mouth.
"I fucking knew it"
"YOU-YOU-YOU CONFUSED ME!"
"Yeah, love does funny things to your brain"
"NO, NOT LIKE THAT"
"Relax, I'm just messing with you Hanako. Your funner to be around when you're not a mopey bitch."
"You're gonna make me shoot myself someday"
"I bet a Pixxy would come out if you did that, because she fucking sucks. Like you"
"YOU-"
"Lets go drink some tea, I fucking love tea", you say as you cut her off.
is through the b-ball court an option
It's storming outside... BADASS.
"Hey Hanako, lets climb on the rooftops and jump our way into the tea room"
"S-Sure!"
"Wait, you're OK with that?"
"I looooove Parkour, Hisao"
"All Ninja's should"
"I AM NOT A NINJA!"
"Ninja."
You say as you climb up the wall outside, using a trash can and a window.
"Here, take it", you lift your hand down.
"No need, Hisao!"
Hanako runs up the wall on the opposite side and jumps onto the railing, hanging before doing some sort of acrobatic somersault shit.
"Taa-daa!"
"Oh sorry, wasn't watching."
";_;"
"But your breasts looks great in the rain"
"HUH?"
She looks down, her black underwear is bleeding through her white clothing. Rain is god tier.
"AH!"
"Magnificent...", you say as your erection grows.
Having sex in the rain has always been one of the things you wanted to do before you died...
Where the fuck did she go?
"YOU BETTER HURRY, HISAO!"
She's ran on ahead, YAR, THE BLUE BALLS BE A MIGHTY BEAST.
The two of you jump over buildings and climb up walls until you see the window of the Tea Room.
Windows.... they remind you of the name Snuggles for some reason... Oh well.
"BBBLLLAARRRGGGAAHAHHABBBLLLLAAAAHHHHH", you yell like an idiot as you crash threw one of them.
"AH!", Lilly screams as you land next to her, surprisingly fine.
Hanako follows you... avoiding the glass. LIKE A NINJA.
() Sip some good fucking tea
() Hive five the two and leave
() Offer to dry Hanako
() Eat some skittles.
() Interrogate like Rorshach
"Hey Hanako, lets climb on the rooftops and jump our way into the tea room"
"S-Sure!"
"Wait, you're OK with that?"
"I looooove Parkour, Hisao"
"All Ninja's should"
"I AM NOT A NINJA!"
"Ninja."
You say as you climb up the wall outside, using a trash can and a window.
"Here, take it", you lift your hand down.
"No need, Hisao!"
Hanako runs up the wall on the opposite side and jumps onto the railing, hanging before doing some sort of acrobatic somersault shit.
"Taa-daa!"
"Oh sorry, wasn't watching."
";_;"
"But your breasts looks great in the rain"
"HUH?"
She looks down, her black underwear is bleeding through her white clothing. Rain is god tier.
"AH!"
"Magnificent...", you say as your erection grows.
Having sex in the rain has always been one of the things you wanted to do before you died...
Where the fuck did she go?
"YOU BETTER HURRY, HISAO!"
She's ran on ahead, YAR, THE BLUE BALLS BE A MIGHTY BEAST.
The two of you jump over buildings and climb up walls until you see the window of the Tea Room.
Windows.... they remind you of the name Snuggles for some reason... Oh well.
"BBBLLLAARRRGGGAAHAHHABBBLLLLAAAAHHHHH", you yell like an idiot as you crash threw one of them.
"AH!", Lilly screams as you land next to her, surprisingly fine.
Hanako follows you... avoiding the glass. LIKE A NINJA.
() Sip some good fucking tea
() Hive five the two and leave
() Offer to dry Hanako
() Eat some skittles.
() Interrogate like Rorshach
"Hanako, come over here, I'll dry you off"
"Ummm... A-as long as you don't do anything f-funny"
You pull out a towel you had in your shorts.
"L-like that for example, why would you have a towel in your shorts?"
"You should never forget to bring a towel, haven't you watched South Park?"
"Uh.."
"You know, the show with Cartman, and that orange kid who dies every episode"
"Y-YES I'VE SEEN THAT"
"Well, not that we've established some common ground, I'm gonna wipe your nipples dry"
You surprise attack her with your towel, you begin rubbing every place that holds you delight.
"Damn Hanako, you never told me you had such big breasts"
"STOP THAT, H-HISAO!"
You begin rubbing her back with the towel, you know how to give a good massage.
"....", she makes a quiet face.
"Still want me to stop?"
"Just... make it quick"
"HARD AND FAST IS MY NATURE, BABY"
You dry Hanako's upper part off, quite nicely.
"Sit down, I'll get your legs"
She takes a seat as Lilly pours us some tea.
"Lilly, you're silent for some reason, what's up?"
"Oh don't mind me, continue"
"Well, if you insist"
You dry off Hanako's bare feet, you're not a feet guy, but if you were, your manhood would've broken through the shackles of human clothing.
"Hahaha, that tickles Hisao"
"Oh yeah? How about this?"
You begin licking the sensitive spot on her foot.
"AH! STOP THAT, THAT FEELS TOO WEIRD"
"No. Well OK"
You dry her upper legs... you're heading there. THAT PLACE AT WHICH YOU MUST DARE TO VENTURE ONE DAY...
You open up your nose.
"Hanako, it smells like heaven down here", you say with saliva going down your face-
"Ummm... A-as long as you don't do anything f-funny"
You pull out a towel you had in your shorts.
"L-like that for example, why would you have a towel in your shorts?"
"You should never forget to bring a towel, haven't you watched South Park?"
"Uh.."
"You know, the show with Cartman, and that orange kid who dies every episode"
"Y-YES I'VE SEEN THAT"
"Well, not that we've established some common ground, I'm gonna wipe your nipples dry"
You surprise attack her with your towel, you begin rubbing every place that holds you delight.
"Damn Hanako, you never told me you had such big breasts"
"STOP THAT, H-HISAO!"
You begin rubbing her back with the towel, you know how to give a good massage.
"....", she makes a quiet face.
"Still want me to stop?"
"Just... make it quick"
"HARD AND FAST IS MY NATURE, BABY"
You dry Hanako's upper part off, quite nicely.
"Sit down, I'll get your legs"
She takes a seat as Lilly pours us some tea.
"Lilly, you're silent for some reason, what's up?"
"Oh don't mind me, continue"
"Well, if you insist"
You dry off Hanako's bare feet, you're not a feet guy, but if you were, your manhood would've broken through the shackles of human clothing.
"Hahaha, that tickles Hisao"
"Oh yeah? How about this?"
You begin licking the sensitive spot on her foot.
"AH! STOP THAT, THAT FEELS TOO WEIRD"
"No. Well OK"
You dry her upper legs... you're heading there. THAT PLACE AT WHICH YOU MUST DARE TO VENTURE ONE DAY...
You open up your nose.
"Hanako, it smells like heaven down here", you say with saliva going down your face-
Topic Starter
Brian OA wrote:
You grab the gun you keep in your drawers fast and point it at your head.
"...What are you doing?"
"SUMMONING OROBAS!"
"Stop that"
"CAN'T HEAR YOU, SUMMONING MY PERSONA"
"I-Is that gun loaded!?"
She suddenly snaps to.
"LOADED WITH THE POWER OF AWESOME"
You push the gun to your temple
"STOP HISAO!"
"JUST FOR THAT, I'M SUMMONING MARA"
You breathe
"PER-SO-NA!"
"HISAO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The gun clicks.
"Huh?"
"Oh whoops, that's right. I sold the bullets so I could buy that box full of Skittles, that was so cash"
"H-HISAO, YOU HAD ME WORRIED SICK", she yells in a particularly whiny voice.
"Yeah, I'd be worried too if the love of my life was going to shoot himself in the head"
"W-what?"
"Joking, you want my babies, not my love"
"No, I w-would want your love-"
"HA"
"OOP", she presses her hands over her mouth.
"I fucking knew it"
"YOU-YOU-YOU CONFUSED ME!"
"Yeah, love does funny things to your brain"
"NO, NOT LIKE THAT"
"Relax, I'm just messing with you Hanako. Your funner to be around when you're not a mopey bitch."
"You're gonna make me shoot myself someday"
"I bet a Pixxy would come out if you did that, because she fucking sucks. Like you"
"YOU-"
"Lets go drink some tea, I fucking love tea", you say as you cut her off.
Please tell me you've written a book or something, I think you alone would be enough to entertain me for life.
"OUCH"
She kicks you away with her bare foot, THAT JUST MAKES YOU HARDER!
//////////////////////Stnap ym fo renob eht ma I/////////////////////////
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. THIS CHAIR. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART....
The pain subsides.
Those were.. words? They sounded like Guitar rips, but they also sounded like words?
How is that possible?
"Hisao? Are you alright?"
Lilly looks at you with a pained face.
() You're fine, Hanako might catch a cold-
() The Nurses Office might be a good stop
() Calm down, drink tea, and discuss famous movies with them
() Sit down, play the suckers
() Talk like Austin Powers, win at life
She kicks you away with her bare foot, THAT JUST MAKES YOU HARDER!
//////////////////////Stnap ym fo renob eht ma I/////////////////////////
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. THIS CHAIR. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART. YOUR HEART....
The pain subsides.
Those were.. words? They sounded like Guitar rips, but they also sounded like words?
How is that possible?
"Hisao? Are you alright?"
Lilly looks at you with a pained face.
() You're fine, Hanako might catch a cold-
() The Nurses Office might be a good stop
() Calm down, drink tea, and discuss famous movies with them
() Sit down, play the suckers
() Talk like Austin Powers, win at life
"DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY, YEAH!"
"Ex-Excuse me?"
"VERY SHAGGADELIC"
"Are you alright?"
"YEAH BABY YEAH"
"Oh behave, Hisao"
"I could hug you to death right now, Lilly, that's how much I now love you"
"M-My", she starts blushing.
"What about me?"
"What ABOUT you?"
"Oh...", she looks away, LEAVING HERSELF VULNERABLE!
You kiss Hanako on the cheek... Tastes like chicken.
"AH!", you pushes you away and begins rubbing her cheek rather hard.
"By the way, I have herpes"
"YOU TRIED THAT ON ME ALREADY"
"Oh yeah, I did, didn't I?"
"Hisao, could we have one meeting that doesn't end in complete anarchy?"
"No"
"Please?"
"Alright"
You three sip some tea and pass some time. Your appointment is coming up, you should be able to do one more thing...
() Do mean things to Hanako
() Flirt with Lilly
() Talk about that strange voice you heard
() THROW SKITTLES, FOOD FIGHT!
() Have Hanako dry you
() Have Lilly dry you
"Ex-Excuse me?"
"VERY SHAGGADELIC"
"Are you alright?"
"YEAH BABY YEAH"
"Oh behave, Hisao"
"I could hug you to death right now, Lilly, that's how much I now love you"
"M-My", she starts blushing.
"What about me?"
"What ABOUT you?"
"Oh...", she looks away, LEAVING HERSELF VULNERABLE!
You kiss Hanako on the cheek... Tastes like chicken.
"AH!", you pushes you away and begins rubbing her cheek rather hard.
"By the way, I have herpes"
"YOU TRIED THAT ON ME ALREADY"
"Oh yeah, I did, didn't I?"
"Hisao, could we have one meeting that doesn't end in complete anarchy?"
"No"
"Please?"
"Alright"
You three sip some tea and pass some time. Your appointment is coming up, you should be able to do one more thing...
() Do mean things to Hanako
() Flirt with Lilly
() Talk about that strange voice you heard
() THROW SKITTLES, FOOD FIGHT!
() Have Hanako dry you
() Have Lilly dry you
Topic Starter
Do it I wanna see the magicBrian OA wrote:
() Talk like Austin Powers, win at life
"Hey Hanako, dry me, will you?"
You toss her the towel, she looks at you with a confused face.
The only natural thing to do is go with the flow... So you start undressing.
"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"What? You don't wanna put your hands on my bare chest?"
She looks at you with her mouth wide open...
You walk towards her, surrounding her with your manly presence.
"Hanako, I'd really like it if you would rub that towel over me and dry my wet skin"
"Hah.....", she takes a quick gasp/breathe
"O-O-OK!"
SHE ATTACKS YOU, ALL SIDES, SHE DRIES, WITH GREAT EFFECT!
BUT YOU CAN'T LET HER WIN!
"Great Hanako, now, dry me down there", you point downwards.
She kneels down and begins drying your hairy legs, that must not be too pleasant.
But wait for it...
Wait for it....
WAIT FOR IT.......
"Huh?", she stops as she gets to your crotch area. Looks like she doesn't know what to do.
...You summon all your might and make an IMMEDIATE ERECTION!
It pokes her in the face, she looks perplexed for a couple seconds, then screams.
"DAMMIT HISAO!"
"I couldn't help it, honestly"
Fun detour... now to the main course.
You toss her the towel, she looks at you with a confused face.
The only natural thing to do is go with the flow... So you start undressing.
"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
"What? You don't wanna put your hands on my bare chest?"
She looks at you with her mouth wide open...
You walk towards her, surrounding her with your manly presence.
"Hanako, I'd really like it if you would rub that towel over me and dry my wet skin"
"Hah.....", she takes a quick gasp/breathe
"O-O-OK!"
SHE ATTACKS YOU, ALL SIDES, SHE DRIES, WITH GREAT EFFECT!
BUT YOU CAN'T LET HER WIN!
"Great Hanako, now, dry me down there", you point downwards.
She kneels down and begins drying your hairy legs, that must not be too pleasant.
But wait for it...
Wait for it....
WAIT FOR IT.......
"Huh?", she stops as she gets to your crotch area. Looks like she doesn't know what to do.
...You summon all your might and make an IMMEDIATE ERECTION!
It pokes her in the face, she looks perplexed for a couple seconds, then screams.
"DAMMIT HISAO!"
"I couldn't help it, honestly"
Fun detour... now to the main course.
Goddamnit I can't read that fast - go read a book while I do.
You walk across the school towards the Nurse's office to meet the Nurse... His name escapes you.
Every student you meet on the way looks like shit. REALLY looks like shit.
Poor bastards, something must be going around-
Huh? One of the students collapses behind you.
Oh wait, it's one without a leg. It's safe to laugh...
!
A normal looking student collapses next to him as him attempts to pick him up. He coughs up blood and stares at you, blankly. What the hell is going on?
One of the nurses nearby attends to him, seems the medical staff is up to their heads with things like this.
You're not feeling too well, yourself.
You enter the Nurses office with... The fatigue has worsened...
"Problem, Hisao?", the nurse says with a smug look on his face.
?
The Nurse seems like he's doing just fine, in fact, better than OK.
Everyone else you met today is so tired they didn't even notice you weren't wearing any pants.
"Hey, have you noticed everyone around here has been feeling kinda sick and fatigued?"
"Hmm? Oh yes, I think it has something to do with what was served in the cafeteria"
Your mind relaxes, that would make sense. This school's food has given you explosion anal evacuation before.
...But somehow you're not convinced.
"You skip Lunch yesterday then?"
"Hmm? Oh I don't eat here, I go grab a bite out to eat with Professor"
"Yeah, I like to eat cat food on the children's playground as I fondle myself sometimes too, which Professor would that be, by the way?"
"Hisao, are you feeling all right? You look pale"
"Sorry, I've been hearing some.. strange things lately"
"Oh? Like what"
"Some strange words, words that sound like a guitar is speaking them. I'm not quite sure how to describe it"
"WHAT!?", the nurse says as he strangely gets aggravated.
Every student you meet on the way looks like shit. REALLY looks like shit.
Poor bastards, something must be going around-
Huh? One of the students collapses behind you.
Oh wait, it's one without a leg. It's safe to laugh...
!
A normal looking student collapses next to him as him attempts to pick him up. He coughs up blood and stares at you, blankly. What the hell is going on?
One of the nurses nearby attends to him, seems the medical staff is up to their heads with things like this.
You're not feeling too well, yourself.
You enter the Nurses office with... The fatigue has worsened...
"Problem, Hisao?", the nurse says with a smug look on his face.
?
The Nurse seems like he's doing just fine, in fact, better than OK.
Everyone else you met today is so tired they didn't even notice you weren't wearing any pants.
"Hey, have you noticed everyone around here has been feeling kinda sick and fatigued?"
"Hmm? Oh yes, I think it has something to do with what was served in the cafeteria"
Your mind relaxes, that would make sense. This school's food has given you explosion anal evacuation before.
...But somehow you're not convinced.
"You skip Lunch yesterday then?"
"Hmm? Oh I don't eat here, I go grab a bite out to eat with Professor"
"Yeah, I like to eat cat food on the children's playground as I fondle myself sometimes too, which Professor would that be, by the way?"
"Hisao, are you feeling all right? You look pale"
"Sorry, I've been hearing some.. strange things lately"
"Oh? Like what"
"Some strange words, words that sound like a guitar is speaking them. I'm not quite sure how to describe it"
"WHAT!?", the nurse says as he strangely gets aggravated.
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!” she said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Draco?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in blood
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Joel (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Joel is so fucking hot.” I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Draco looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Draco sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Joel and he’s going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“DRACO!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Draco didn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Ebony?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!