No such person exists, but some people are close. I checked only those who have 25K+ osu! standard plays, but:
Ana_Coppola (#1 osu! standard / #95 CtB) has all achievements except for the 2M fruits one. They have 716,186/2M though.
sherry99 (#178 osu! standard / #31 CtB) has the 2M fruits achievement, but is missing a bunch of other ones: beatmap packs, 2000 combo, most improved, and non-stop.
kuburaczek (#12 osu! standard / #27 CtB) has all but the most improved achievement, and has 1,339,384/2M fruits.
EDIT: After checking a bunch of the top CtB players, none seem to play osu! standard enough to be close to either of the top achievements, so these three are probably the closest. *checks a few more osu! standard players with 20-25K plays*