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Feast
(W-What the fuck... haha)

But the phenix flame burned Bob right after he revived Ninja'd as always :(

*Ninth use revive*
ColdTooth
Huh?
Trash Boat
i take Bob to a safe place
Genjitsu
I stabbed Trash Boat before he could take Bob to a safe place
Trash Boat
I'm Deadpool, don't you remember? removes whatever pondonkers used to stab me, returns it back to him(not in a fancy way) and runs with Bob
piruchan
But a meteor falls from the sky. Trash Boat manages to dodge, but not Bob.
Kritzkingvoid
*Kritz used Pheonix Down on bob

*Bob revived
Trash Boat
you mispelled it. its Phoenix, not pheonix.

bob dissappears 5 seconds later after that
Ryu Sei
As soon Bob disappears I'm chasing Bob.
FlyingNeko
Hello I am a realist and bob does not exist nor will you be able to save him due to his non existence.
Ryu Sei
Then Bob appears. Taking some throwing knives and throws Bob some knife.
Kritzkingvoid
*Kritz Cast Omega

-1314435 (Critical Hit)

Bob died
Granger
but Bob cheated and had infinite HP's.
Genjitsu
But the cheat failed and Bob died
Chamelo
Fortunately, the "No Fail" mod was opened.

Bob drinks some potion and restoring his health overtime.
piruchan
But the potion is actually a poison. Bob is now poisoned and only have 3 minutes to life.
Feast
But a medecine came in time and saved him after 2min & 59 sec
ColdTooth
But then bob dies because bob took the wrong amount of pills
Genjitsu
But Bob is resurrected by an angel
Effy
But a demon came and killed him again
Genjitsu
But the one that the demon kills was actually the angel who disguised as Bob
Chamelo
That's mean Bob is somewhere safe from the demon, or any kinds of monster, tho.
Effy
But a little dog was there too, and decided to eat Bob
FlyingNeko
C'mon guys that's lame can't you kill bob more fasionably
Chamelo
like, hit him with Louis vuitton full collection or smack him with a set of Prada?

OT: Luckily, Bob throws a plie of meat to his dog. He is safe from his dog now.
FlyingNeko
Yes, yes that.
Effy
But the meat was infected and it killed the dog. Bob wanted to eat it, and he also died.
Kritzkingvoid
*Kritz Used on "Super Nectar" on bob

*Bob revived with max health
piruchan
Why is it almost always you who revive Bob?

All of a sudden last boss appear, Bob is still lvl 1 so can't fight and ended up dead.
Genjitsu
Actually the last boss is still lvl 1 too so Bob killed the last boss
Trash Boat
but then Scarlet Flandre appears as a secret boss at lvl 100, then starts shooting danmakus, some of them hit Bob and he dies
Granger
Reimu jumped in and casted the spellcard "Greath hakurei barrier" and blocked the danmakus in time. Therefore bob survives.

Inb4 someone tells me that that aint a spellcard, sorry i never played touhou. T_T
Kyno
but then you also blocked bob in time.
(I'm so lost right now)
piruchan
Doraemon appears due to an error in the time machine he's using, returning the flow of time, hence saving Bob.
AutoMedic
But Bob accidentally got burnt by Satanflames

:(
Mofu kun
Fortunately, Bob was wearing flame retardant clothing.
Kyno
But then he became frozen in ice.
hence, no ice retardant clothing. ( is that even a thing)
ColdTooth
Bob bursted into flames

and died
Kritzkingvoid
*Kritz Used TeraHeal

*Bob Revived with full health
Kyno
But then an assassin came in and slash him killing him.
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