Fuck bob i'll will crawl inside my monitor and murder him personally
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But Shina got stuck on the way and couldn't reach Bob's location in time
But I summoned a clone of myself who got to Bob's location and saved him.
Bob thought Shina's clone was another ennemy so he committed suicide
Kritz* Used Thundaga
-8251 *Critical Hit
Bob Died
*Insert Final fantasy victory warfare
-8251 *Critical Hit
Bob Died
*Insert Final fantasy victory warfare
(W-What the fuck... haha)
But the phenix flame burned Bob right after he revived Ninja'd as always 
*Ninth use revive*
*Ninth use revive*
Huh?
i take Bob to a safe place
I stabbed Trash Boat before he could take Bob to a safe place
I'm Deadpool, don't you remember? removes whatever pondonkers used to stab me, returns it back to him(not in a fancy way) and runs with Bob
But a meteor falls from the sky. Trash Boat manages to dodge, but not Bob.
*Kritz used Pheonix Down on bob
*Bob revived
*Bob revived
you mispelled it. its Phoenix, not pheonix.
bob dissappears 5 seconds later after that
bob dissappears 5 seconds later after that
As soon Bob disappears I'm chasing Bob.
Hello I am a realist and bob does not exist nor will you be able to save him due to his non existence.
Then Bob appears. Taking some throwing knives and throws Bob some knife.
*Kritz Cast Omega
-1314435 (Critical Hit)
Bob died
-1314435 (Critical Hit)
Bob died
Fortunately, the "No Fail" mod was opened.
Bob drinks some potion and restoring his health overtime.
Bob drinks some potion and restoring his health overtime.
But the potion is actually a poison. Bob is now poisoned and only have 3 minutes to life.
But a medecine came in time and saved him after 2min & 59 sec
But then bob dies because bob took the wrong amount of pills
But the one that the demon kills was actually the angel who disguised as Bob
That's mean Bob is somewhere safe from the demon, or any kinds of monster, tho.
C'mon guys that's lame can't you kill bob more fasionably
like, hit him with Louis vuitton full collection or smack him with a set of Prada?
OT: Luckily, Bob throws a plie of meat to his dog. He is safe from his dog now.
OT: Luckily, Bob throws a plie of meat to his dog. He is safe from his dog now.
Yes, yes that.
But the meat was infected and it killed the dog. Bob wanted to eat it, and he also died.
*Kritz Used on "Super Nectar" on bob
*Bob revived with max health
*Bob revived with max health
Why is it almost always you who revive Bob?
All of a sudden last boss appear, Bob is still lvl 1 so can't fight and ended up dead.
All of a sudden last boss appear, Bob is still lvl 1 so can't fight and ended up dead.
Actually the last boss is still lvl 1 too so Bob killed the last boss
but then Scarlet Flandre appears as a secret boss at lvl 100, then starts shooting danmakus, some of them hit Bob and he dies
Reimu jumped in and casted the spellcard "Greath hakurei barrier" and blocked the danmakus in time. Therefore bob survives.
Inb4 someone tells me that that aint a spellcard, sorry i never played touhou. T_T
Inb4 someone tells me that that aint a spellcard, sorry i never played touhou. T_T