In my search for how to make sense of the universe, I am trying to classify all food so as to find out the answers to the big questions like "if I stack two lasagnas on top of each other, do I have one or two lasagnas?" Or "Isn't ketchup just tomato marmalade?", I have begun work on the penultimate theory of everything. It is still a work in progress, but I would like to report here first my initial findings. As my fellow highly educated intellectuals, I would much appreciate your own research regarding this subject, so we may equally strive towards enlightenment, my esteemed colleagues.
Yours truly,
Tee
Yours truly,
Tee
